author: Brandi Vincent
disclaimer: Everything belongs to Joss Whedon. I only watch his show and make a prediction on what is going to happen next. Joss Whedon owns all of the characters and should take credit in this story for my imagination would be nothing with out his show.
But I own Jacko, so there!
title: Questions to Answer
chapter: 8 Jacko Ass
genre: Humor and Action and Adventure
rate: PG-13 (for language)
summary: Jacko gets on everyone's nerves, but he's not so worthless as they thought after all.
mostly about: Xander, Giles, Anya, Tara, Dawn, Willow, Drusilla (meaning they all got an equal part or were just in it). Mainly about Spike, Buffy, Angel, Riley, and Jacko (meaning they are included important and or they got a bigger part).
scenes: 9
thoughts: Sorry, this was supposed to come out yesterday! But I did it again, I replaced this one with an old one, don't ask, I'm just stupid when it comes to saving stuff. Serious, I erased an entire game of Donkey Kong and Mario once. But I did this as fast as I could all afternoon and whoohoo! So who's your favorite so far? And review, even if you already did. Thanks, and more thanks if you read my thoughts because it's not like I copy and paste my thoughts over and over again on each chapter. Read and review, thanks!
Scene 1
"Drusilla??" Spike jumped up from his chair.
"Yea, I think she's with that idiot. I've seen them, well, kiss and crap. Eggnog time." Jacko said, looking at the glass of eggnog in Willow's hand.
"Drusilla, eh? Nothing we can't handle. Right?" Willow asked.
"Well, Drusilla does have some mental abilities beyond our control and is very able to kill us all in a slow death...but yea, we could most likely handle her." Giles said.
"True, but we're still stronger than her, and smarter." Buffy said.
"Hey, witchy! Over hear, I'm thirsty!" Jacko yelled over to Willow.
"And he's with...an army? How could pretty boy manage that?" Spike said.
"Hey! We're our own, special army, we can handle them!" Willow encouraged.
"Just a little eggnog." Jacko asked.
"Yea, we can handle them, or are we nuts?" Buffy asked.
"This is Riley we're talking about! How could he be of any harm?" Giles said.
"A lot." Buffy said.
"Wait, you're right Giles, the little bloke's a harmless little ant with a water gun and his daddy's army clothes." Spike said.
"99 bottles of eggnog on the wall," Jacko sang.
"If he's so worthless, then why are we bickering like he's a big deal?" Buffy asked.
"99 bottles of eggnog."
"Because we are about to face our once true loves." Spike added.
"You take one down,"
"True, but it can't be that hard, can it? Major doubt." Buffy replied.
"Pass it around,"
"Riley's extensive learning ability really wouldn't add up now that he's a vampire, right?" Giles concluded.
"99 bottles of eggnog on the wall."
"Shut-up!" Everyone yelled frustrated and Willow splattered eggnog all over his face.
Scene 2
"Hey! Ooglay! Why do ya smell like bootay? Tell me why? Ooglay! Why do ya smell like bootay?" Jacko sang early in the morning.
"What time is it?" Spike checked the clock. It was 7:00. "Shut-up!" He yelled to Jacko.
"Spike, shut him up." Buffy muttered. Spike hopped out of Buffy's bed and ran downstairs.
"Shut-up." Spike growled at Jacko.
"Don't you like my singing?" Jacko asked, continuing his song.
"Shut-up!" Spike yelled. Jacko continued. "Alright, that's it." Spike got a large roll of tape and taped his mouth shut. "Peace." He ran back upstairs and continued his peaceful sleep. Giles woke up and decided to make breakfast. He walked downstairs and into the kitchen. He had a hard time finding a pan so he made a lot of noise finding it. Buffy got annoyed beyond her control, jumped out of bed and ran downstairs.
"Sorry, just making breakfast." Giles choked as Buffy strangled him.
"Oh, sorry Giles. Morning anyways!" Buffy let go and ran back upstairs, hoping to get some sleep. Willow woke up next. She got dressed and went downstairs. She blasted the TV. Spike growled and jumped out of bed and ran downstairs.
"No touching Spike's TV!" He growled and turned it off. He ran back upstairs and into Buffy's bed again.
"Thank you." Buffy said, pulling Spike close and forcing her tongue down his throat. The had a tongue war for about 5 minutes, until Dawn woke up. She blasted her boom box, all they could hear was the sound of Pink's vocal's.
"UH! Dawn!" Buffy groaned, pulling her head back on her pillow.
"Your turn." Spike said almost in a sarcastic tone. Buffy jumped out of bed and banged hard on Dawn's door. It took 10 minutes for Dawn to hear her.
Scene 3
"So, did you sleep well?" Dawn asked around 11 am to Buffy and Spike when they finally came down. Spike and Buffy looked at each other, both in disbelief. But then they smiled and laughed. But it was short and sarcastic.
"Ha, ha...I hate my life." Spike mumbled.
"So are they coming or what?" Willow asked excitedly.
"Yea, yea." Buffy plopped down on the couch next to Dawn. The door bell rang and Dawn and Spike shot up.
"I'll get it." Dawn hissed.
"No, I'll get it." Spike growled. They both ran to the door and opened it at the same time.
"Oh." They both said lazily and sat back down, closing the door on Xander and Anya's faces. Xander opened the door back open.
"Well, somebody's happy to see us." Xander said sarcastically. Everyone moped.
"Oh yea, every bodies thrilled to see us." Anya added.
"Well, I'm happy to see you!" Giles said, walking up to them and hugging.
"That's because he's supposed to." Tara said, coming up from behind them.
"So, are you guys ready to face an army of idiots?" Buffy asked.
"Oh yea, if we can handle Jacko, we sure as hell can handle Riley." Xander said.
"But it's pretty easy to handle Jacko when he only has half of his brain left." Buffy replied. Everyone joked about Jacko.
"Hey, Jacko has feelings too." Jacko said.
"Jacko the wacko has feelings now?" Anya asked.
"Yea." Jacko sniffed.
"Hey, just in! The size of Jacko's brain is the size of his eggroll" Willow said. Everyone laughed, including Jacko. He didn't realize he was laughing, but when ever does he realize anything?
Scene 4
"You're going to come to our wedding, right?" Anya asked Giles as everyone ate cake and laughed and talked.
"Of course! Wouldn't miss it for the world!" Giles exclaimed.
"Well, just incase you don't, here." Xander handed Giles a flat square present.
"It's so beautiful! I almost don't want to open it!" Giles said. He opened anyways. It was a gold picture frame with a group picture of the Scooby Gang in it. Even Spike. Spike looked at it.
"When did you take that?" He asked surprised.
"Well it's beautiful!" Giles said happily, hugging Xander and Anya.
"Keep the recite." Jacko muttered to Giles.
"Here, push there." Xander said, pointing at a button on the picture frame.
"Hey Giles, we miss you. Still do. But something will always be true. That we love ya too." Came the voice of Xander from the picture frame.
"That was very thoughtful Xander, I'll always remember you guys." Giles complimented.
"Here, from me." Willow said, passing Giles a wrapped box. He opened it.
"It's a...it's um, your spell book. Are you sure you want to give this to me? It's where you get all of your favorite spells." Giles said.
"That's OK, finally, I can let it go." Willow said, smiling.
"Thank you, well, that's the last of it, thank you all-" Giles was interrupted.
"Wait old bloke, I've got one for you." Spike said, Buffy took out a box that was farley heavy. Giles opened it.
"A puppy! That was very kind of you two." Giles said to Spike and Buffy and hugged them both.
"Can I have a small taste?" Jacko asked, looking hungrily at the labrador.
"Well, the last few hours have been fun, thank you all. I'll be back soon. Good bye." Giles carried all of his presents out to the Xander's car and Xander drove him to the airport.
Scene 5
"So, now are we ready for Riley's big bad army?" Willow asked Buffy around 5 pm.
"Oh my god! I totally forgot!" Buffy said, jumping up and running to the phone. She ran into Spike's chest.
"Don't worry luv, I already called Xander and Tara. They'll be here." Spike said, pushing her against the wall. "You are so beautiful." He starred into her innocent eyes meaningfully. He kissed her tender lips and licked the roof of her mouth.
"Ehem." Willow coughed.
"Oh, yea, heh." Buffy giggled and sat back down. Around 10 minutes later, Xander walked right in.
"Who loves me." He said, walking in with a bunch of weapons in a duffel bag.
"We got the weapons, you've got the brains, what do we do now?" Anya said, expecting Buffy to answer. Tara came right behind her.
"It's time to kick some evil ass!" Xander said.
"Yea, yea, like always. Let's go." Buffy said plainly and walked out the door.
"Dawn's in her room, she can handle herself. Especially if we locked her in it." Willow said, holding a key mischievously and tucking it in her pocket. Everyone walked after Buffy to the cemetery.
"So...how are we supposed to find this army of Riley's?" Anya asked.
"Well, honey, it's pretty obvious when you see lines of vampires with knives and arrows hollering 'Slayer!'" Xander said.
"Yea, seems like I'm not the only air head here." Jacko said. Spike was holding the back of his collar and a knife to his throat.
"Vampire!" Xander yelled.
"Yea, thank you Jingles. It's just that we're blind and can't seem him plainly in front of our very eyes." Spike said.
Scene 6
"You are the slayer and her pack, am I not right?" The young vampire asked them.
"Yea, what's it to you?" Buffy asked, preparing her stake.
"Follow me then." He said, leading them into the woods.
"OK Magellan. Watch out Spike, Buffy looks like she's about to kiss him." Jacko muttered to Spike.
"Only you and you're grandfather would think that, Jacko." Spike replied.
"So, give me one good reason why I shouldn't just stake you, and you what ever your name is." Buffy said.
"Because, you'd be looking for weeks around this old graveyard if I wasn't here to lead you to boss." The young vampire said.
"What's your excuse?" Buffy asked Jacko.
"I'm good looking." Jacko said.
"Who's 'boss'?" Tara asked.
"My boss, and the great leader of his powerful army." The vampire replied.
"He's a dumb leader if you ask me." Xander said.
"That's one thing Riley has in common with Osoma Bin Laden." Anya said.
"There's another thing they have in common, it stinks over here!" Xander said, covering his nose. The young vampire had led them to a large, open field.
"And...this is?" Buffy asked. The vampire ran away, to where the gang saw Drusilla and Riley just a while away from them. Drusilla and Riley strutted proudly over to the Scooby Gang.
"Buffy, Buffy, Buffy. When will you learn. I'm the stronger one now." Riley said.
"Attack!" Drusilla commanded at her army. The army of vampires ran towards Buffy.
"How will we fight them off?" Willow asked worried.
"Attack!" Angel yelled from behind them. They looked around, seeing another army of vampires.
Scene 7
"Angel?" Buffy asked.
"Angel." Spike hissed.
"Margie!" Jacko yelled, surprisingly happy. Everyone looked at Jacko. "I mean, Angel." Tons of vampires passed them, attacking Riley's army.
"Angel, what are you doing here?" Willow asked.
"Explain later." Angel ran passed them and started staking vampires left and right. Buffy was already fighting too. Xander looked at the gang.
"Ok.....CHARGE!" Xander yelled, leading them into the fight. They looked at each other, then raised their stakes over their heads and did what Xander said.
"Yea, well, I'll be over here." Jacko walked away slowly into the forest, then braking into a run. Until Riley grabbed his sholder.
"Where ya going pal? We still have to talk." Riley said, lifting Jacko from the ground, strangling him.
"Aw, so pathetic and useless." Drusilla purred.
"And just like you, crazy." Jacko said wisely for once, pulling the knife Spike had had to his throat before out of his pants (don't ask) and cutting off Riley's arm that gripped his neck. Angel's army was slowly dying down, Riley was winning. But not for long.
"Eh? Pal? Are you hurt? Well, let me help the pain stop!" Jacko said, plunging the knife right through Riley's heart. Riley dusted away...and so did his army. As if the entire army had just been staked all at the same time, Riley's army dusted too. First Angel's army looked confused, but shrugged and cheered. Xander stood up from the ground which he'd been knocked on.
"I guess that means we...uh...won." He said, shrugged, and cheered too. Drusilla looked around in horror and ran away, not looking back.
"Hey, where's Riley?" Tara asked, looking around. She saw Jacko with the knife in his hand. "Jacko!" Everyone picked him up and body boarded him.
"No, please, I'm not a hero, I'm afraid of heights! No!" Jacko wailed.
Scene 8
"So, Angel, thanks, how'd you know though? You know, with your army?" Willow asked.
"I've known for a long time, he knew it would take an army to defeat you guys. True also. So I prepared an army of my own." Angel replied. He had already called off his army and they went home.
"And, we, uh, found out you have a baby." Tara said.
"Yea, long story." Angel replied, he wasn't really paying attention to them, only to Buffy and the awkward Spike standing a bit to close to her. This time, Xander had Jacko at his mercy.
"And we also heard you and Mr. Bad here ran into each other and had a little fight." Xander said.
"Even longer story." Angel replied.
"And it's good you're holding me back, because then I'd kick his ass!" Jacko exclaimed to Xander. He let go of Jacko, waiting for results. "I didn't say I wanted to." The rest of the walk home, everyone was silent. Xander, Anya, and Tara went home once they got to Buffy's and Willow went to bed right away. Spike walked into the kitchen and lit a cigarette.
"So, Buffy, I've missed you." Angel said, walking in the living room with her.
"I know." Buffy replied.
"And I still love you."
"I see."
"Well?"
"Well what?" Angel bent over and stuck his tongue down her throat, holding her tightly. She tried pushing him away but his grasp was to strong. She was finally able to shove him away.
"What?" He asked when he saw her angry face.
"What? What do you mean what? You're doing just what Riley did!"
Scene 9
"What do you mean?" Angel asked.
"Angel, you can't just strut right back in my life and expect me to take you back with open arms!" Buffy practically yelled.
"Ooh, pass the popcorn." Jacko said.
"Why? You're single, right?" Angel asked. Spike walked in, clueless of what was happening. But he took Buffy into his arms and licked her neck. She squealed and looked over at Angel's frozen look.
"See, you came a bit to late Peaches." Spike said, kissing Buffy tenderly. Angel got out of his trance and pushed Spike against the wall, holding his sholder against it.
"What the hell are you doing?" Angel growled.
"Go Spike! Go Spike!" Jacko cheered.
"She's my girlfriend, get it? Got it? Good." Spike pushed Angel away harshly and grabbed Buffy towards him again.
"Now, leave, before you make him mad!" Jacko said to Angel. "And be lucky I'm tied up to a chair, and don't you dare untie me when I say that." Jacko looked at Spike when he said it. Spike retreated from his attempt. Angel walked out the door, flames building up in him.
"Look, I'm going to bed, coming?" Buffy asked Spike.
"No, I'll keep a look out on that idiot, and Angel." Spike replied. Buffy shrugged and walked upstairs.
"So, whatcha gonna do now?" Jacko asked him.
"This." Spike kicked Jacko in the shin. "I could never get tired of that."
"Well, do it some more and once I get out of this chair, I'll kick your ass, and don't even think about untiing me when I say that." Jacko said. Spike, once again, retreated from untiing Jacko. Just then, Angel ran in with a large knife that Jacko left behind from his Riley attack.
"I'll show you to take away Buffy." He growled, walking towards Spike. Jacko screamed like a little girl that had just seen Godzilla.
TBC (If you're going to review, please say who's your favorite character so far, thanks!)
disclaimer: Everything belongs to Joss Whedon. I only watch his show and make a prediction on what is going to happen next. Joss Whedon owns all of the characters and should take credit in this story for my imagination would be nothing with out his show.
But I own Jacko, so there!
title: Questions to Answer
chapter: 8 Jacko Ass
genre: Humor and Action and Adventure
rate: PG-13 (for language)
summary: Jacko gets on everyone's nerves, but he's not so worthless as they thought after all.
mostly about: Xander, Giles, Anya, Tara, Dawn, Willow, Drusilla (meaning they all got an equal part or were just in it). Mainly about Spike, Buffy, Angel, Riley, and Jacko (meaning they are included important and or they got a bigger part).
scenes: 9
thoughts: Sorry, this was supposed to come out yesterday! But I did it again, I replaced this one with an old one, don't ask, I'm just stupid when it comes to saving stuff. Serious, I erased an entire game of Donkey Kong and Mario once. But I did this as fast as I could all afternoon and whoohoo! So who's your favorite so far? And review, even if you already did. Thanks, and more thanks if you read my thoughts because it's not like I copy and paste my thoughts over and over again on each chapter. Read and review, thanks!
Scene 1
"Drusilla??" Spike jumped up from his chair.
"Yea, I think she's with that idiot. I've seen them, well, kiss and crap. Eggnog time." Jacko said, looking at the glass of eggnog in Willow's hand.
"Drusilla, eh? Nothing we can't handle. Right?" Willow asked.
"Well, Drusilla does have some mental abilities beyond our control and is very able to kill us all in a slow death...but yea, we could most likely handle her." Giles said.
"True, but we're still stronger than her, and smarter." Buffy said.
"Hey, witchy! Over hear, I'm thirsty!" Jacko yelled over to Willow.
"And he's with...an army? How could pretty boy manage that?" Spike said.
"Hey! We're our own, special army, we can handle them!" Willow encouraged.
"Just a little eggnog." Jacko asked.
"Yea, we can handle them, or are we nuts?" Buffy asked.
"This is Riley we're talking about! How could he be of any harm?" Giles said.
"A lot." Buffy said.
"Wait, you're right Giles, the little bloke's a harmless little ant with a water gun and his daddy's army clothes." Spike said.
"99 bottles of eggnog on the wall," Jacko sang.
"If he's so worthless, then why are we bickering like he's a big deal?" Buffy asked.
"99 bottles of eggnog."
"Because we are about to face our once true loves." Spike added.
"You take one down,"
"True, but it can't be that hard, can it? Major doubt." Buffy replied.
"Pass it around,"
"Riley's extensive learning ability really wouldn't add up now that he's a vampire, right?" Giles concluded.
"99 bottles of eggnog on the wall."
"Shut-up!" Everyone yelled frustrated and Willow splattered eggnog all over his face.
Scene 2
"Hey! Ooglay! Why do ya smell like bootay? Tell me why? Ooglay! Why do ya smell like bootay?" Jacko sang early in the morning.
"What time is it?" Spike checked the clock. It was 7:00. "Shut-up!" He yelled to Jacko.
"Spike, shut him up." Buffy muttered. Spike hopped out of Buffy's bed and ran downstairs.
"Shut-up." Spike growled at Jacko.
"Don't you like my singing?" Jacko asked, continuing his song.
"Shut-up!" Spike yelled. Jacko continued. "Alright, that's it." Spike got a large roll of tape and taped his mouth shut. "Peace." He ran back upstairs and continued his peaceful sleep. Giles woke up and decided to make breakfast. He walked downstairs and into the kitchen. He had a hard time finding a pan so he made a lot of noise finding it. Buffy got annoyed beyond her control, jumped out of bed and ran downstairs.
"Sorry, just making breakfast." Giles choked as Buffy strangled him.
"Oh, sorry Giles. Morning anyways!" Buffy let go and ran back upstairs, hoping to get some sleep. Willow woke up next. She got dressed and went downstairs. She blasted the TV. Spike growled and jumped out of bed and ran downstairs.
"No touching Spike's TV!" He growled and turned it off. He ran back upstairs and into Buffy's bed again.
"Thank you." Buffy said, pulling Spike close and forcing her tongue down his throat. The had a tongue war for about 5 minutes, until Dawn woke up. She blasted her boom box, all they could hear was the sound of Pink's vocal's.
"UH! Dawn!" Buffy groaned, pulling her head back on her pillow.
"Your turn." Spike said almost in a sarcastic tone. Buffy jumped out of bed and banged hard on Dawn's door. It took 10 minutes for Dawn to hear her.
Scene 3
"So, did you sleep well?" Dawn asked around 11 am to Buffy and Spike when they finally came down. Spike and Buffy looked at each other, both in disbelief. But then they smiled and laughed. But it was short and sarcastic.
"Ha, ha...I hate my life." Spike mumbled.
"So are they coming or what?" Willow asked excitedly.
"Yea, yea." Buffy plopped down on the couch next to Dawn. The door bell rang and Dawn and Spike shot up.
"I'll get it." Dawn hissed.
"No, I'll get it." Spike growled. They both ran to the door and opened it at the same time.
"Oh." They both said lazily and sat back down, closing the door on Xander and Anya's faces. Xander opened the door back open.
"Well, somebody's happy to see us." Xander said sarcastically. Everyone moped.
"Oh yea, every bodies thrilled to see us." Anya added.
"Well, I'm happy to see you!" Giles said, walking up to them and hugging.
"That's because he's supposed to." Tara said, coming up from behind them.
"So, are you guys ready to face an army of idiots?" Buffy asked.
"Oh yea, if we can handle Jacko, we sure as hell can handle Riley." Xander said.
"But it's pretty easy to handle Jacko when he only has half of his brain left." Buffy replied. Everyone joked about Jacko.
"Hey, Jacko has feelings too." Jacko said.
"Jacko the wacko has feelings now?" Anya asked.
"Yea." Jacko sniffed.
"Hey, just in! The size of Jacko's brain is the size of his eggroll" Willow said. Everyone laughed, including Jacko. He didn't realize he was laughing, but when ever does he realize anything?
Scene 4
"You're going to come to our wedding, right?" Anya asked Giles as everyone ate cake and laughed and talked.
"Of course! Wouldn't miss it for the world!" Giles exclaimed.
"Well, just incase you don't, here." Xander handed Giles a flat square present.
"It's so beautiful! I almost don't want to open it!" Giles said. He opened anyways. It was a gold picture frame with a group picture of the Scooby Gang in it. Even Spike. Spike looked at it.
"When did you take that?" He asked surprised.
"Well it's beautiful!" Giles said happily, hugging Xander and Anya.
"Keep the recite." Jacko muttered to Giles.
"Here, push there." Xander said, pointing at a button on the picture frame.
"Hey Giles, we miss you. Still do. But something will always be true. That we love ya too." Came the voice of Xander from the picture frame.
"That was very thoughtful Xander, I'll always remember you guys." Giles complimented.
"Here, from me." Willow said, passing Giles a wrapped box. He opened it.
"It's a...it's um, your spell book. Are you sure you want to give this to me? It's where you get all of your favorite spells." Giles said.
"That's OK, finally, I can let it go." Willow said, smiling.
"Thank you, well, that's the last of it, thank you all-" Giles was interrupted.
"Wait old bloke, I've got one for you." Spike said, Buffy took out a box that was farley heavy. Giles opened it.
"A puppy! That was very kind of you two." Giles said to Spike and Buffy and hugged them both.
"Can I have a small taste?" Jacko asked, looking hungrily at the labrador.
"Well, the last few hours have been fun, thank you all. I'll be back soon. Good bye." Giles carried all of his presents out to the Xander's car and Xander drove him to the airport.
Scene 5
"So, now are we ready for Riley's big bad army?" Willow asked Buffy around 5 pm.
"Oh my god! I totally forgot!" Buffy said, jumping up and running to the phone. She ran into Spike's chest.
"Don't worry luv, I already called Xander and Tara. They'll be here." Spike said, pushing her against the wall. "You are so beautiful." He starred into her innocent eyes meaningfully. He kissed her tender lips and licked the roof of her mouth.
"Ehem." Willow coughed.
"Oh, yea, heh." Buffy giggled and sat back down. Around 10 minutes later, Xander walked right in.
"Who loves me." He said, walking in with a bunch of weapons in a duffel bag.
"We got the weapons, you've got the brains, what do we do now?" Anya said, expecting Buffy to answer. Tara came right behind her.
"It's time to kick some evil ass!" Xander said.
"Yea, yea, like always. Let's go." Buffy said plainly and walked out the door.
"Dawn's in her room, she can handle herself. Especially if we locked her in it." Willow said, holding a key mischievously and tucking it in her pocket. Everyone walked after Buffy to the cemetery.
"So...how are we supposed to find this army of Riley's?" Anya asked.
"Well, honey, it's pretty obvious when you see lines of vampires with knives and arrows hollering 'Slayer!'" Xander said.
"Yea, seems like I'm not the only air head here." Jacko said. Spike was holding the back of his collar and a knife to his throat.
"Vampire!" Xander yelled.
"Yea, thank you Jingles. It's just that we're blind and can't seem him plainly in front of our very eyes." Spike said.
Scene 6
"You are the slayer and her pack, am I not right?" The young vampire asked them.
"Yea, what's it to you?" Buffy asked, preparing her stake.
"Follow me then." He said, leading them into the woods.
"OK Magellan. Watch out Spike, Buffy looks like she's about to kiss him." Jacko muttered to Spike.
"Only you and you're grandfather would think that, Jacko." Spike replied.
"So, give me one good reason why I shouldn't just stake you, and you what ever your name is." Buffy said.
"Because, you'd be looking for weeks around this old graveyard if I wasn't here to lead you to boss." The young vampire said.
"What's your excuse?" Buffy asked Jacko.
"I'm good looking." Jacko said.
"Who's 'boss'?" Tara asked.
"My boss, and the great leader of his powerful army." The vampire replied.
"He's a dumb leader if you ask me." Xander said.
"That's one thing Riley has in common with Osoma Bin Laden." Anya said.
"There's another thing they have in common, it stinks over here!" Xander said, covering his nose. The young vampire had led them to a large, open field.
"And...this is?" Buffy asked. The vampire ran away, to where the gang saw Drusilla and Riley just a while away from them. Drusilla and Riley strutted proudly over to the Scooby Gang.
"Buffy, Buffy, Buffy. When will you learn. I'm the stronger one now." Riley said.
"Attack!" Drusilla commanded at her army. The army of vampires ran towards Buffy.
"How will we fight them off?" Willow asked worried.
"Attack!" Angel yelled from behind them. They looked around, seeing another army of vampires.
Scene 7
"Angel?" Buffy asked.
"Angel." Spike hissed.
"Margie!" Jacko yelled, surprisingly happy. Everyone looked at Jacko. "I mean, Angel." Tons of vampires passed them, attacking Riley's army.
"Angel, what are you doing here?" Willow asked.
"Explain later." Angel ran passed them and started staking vampires left and right. Buffy was already fighting too. Xander looked at the gang.
"Ok.....CHARGE!" Xander yelled, leading them into the fight. They looked at each other, then raised their stakes over their heads and did what Xander said.
"Yea, well, I'll be over here." Jacko walked away slowly into the forest, then braking into a run. Until Riley grabbed his sholder.
"Where ya going pal? We still have to talk." Riley said, lifting Jacko from the ground, strangling him.
"Aw, so pathetic and useless." Drusilla purred.
"And just like you, crazy." Jacko said wisely for once, pulling the knife Spike had had to his throat before out of his pants (don't ask) and cutting off Riley's arm that gripped his neck. Angel's army was slowly dying down, Riley was winning. But not for long.
"Eh? Pal? Are you hurt? Well, let me help the pain stop!" Jacko said, plunging the knife right through Riley's heart. Riley dusted away...and so did his army. As if the entire army had just been staked all at the same time, Riley's army dusted too. First Angel's army looked confused, but shrugged and cheered. Xander stood up from the ground which he'd been knocked on.
"I guess that means we...uh...won." He said, shrugged, and cheered too. Drusilla looked around in horror and ran away, not looking back.
"Hey, where's Riley?" Tara asked, looking around. She saw Jacko with the knife in his hand. "Jacko!" Everyone picked him up and body boarded him.
"No, please, I'm not a hero, I'm afraid of heights! No!" Jacko wailed.
Scene 8
"So, Angel, thanks, how'd you know though? You know, with your army?" Willow asked.
"I've known for a long time, he knew it would take an army to defeat you guys. True also. So I prepared an army of my own." Angel replied. He had already called off his army and they went home.
"And, we, uh, found out you have a baby." Tara said.
"Yea, long story." Angel replied, he wasn't really paying attention to them, only to Buffy and the awkward Spike standing a bit to close to her. This time, Xander had Jacko at his mercy.
"And we also heard you and Mr. Bad here ran into each other and had a little fight." Xander said.
"Even longer story." Angel replied.
"And it's good you're holding me back, because then I'd kick his ass!" Jacko exclaimed to Xander. He let go of Jacko, waiting for results. "I didn't say I wanted to." The rest of the walk home, everyone was silent. Xander, Anya, and Tara went home once they got to Buffy's and Willow went to bed right away. Spike walked into the kitchen and lit a cigarette.
"So, Buffy, I've missed you." Angel said, walking in the living room with her.
"I know." Buffy replied.
"And I still love you."
"I see."
"Well?"
"Well what?" Angel bent over and stuck his tongue down her throat, holding her tightly. She tried pushing him away but his grasp was to strong. She was finally able to shove him away.
"What?" He asked when he saw her angry face.
"What? What do you mean what? You're doing just what Riley did!"
Scene 9
"What do you mean?" Angel asked.
"Angel, you can't just strut right back in my life and expect me to take you back with open arms!" Buffy practically yelled.
"Ooh, pass the popcorn." Jacko said.
"Why? You're single, right?" Angel asked. Spike walked in, clueless of what was happening. But he took Buffy into his arms and licked her neck. She squealed and looked over at Angel's frozen look.
"See, you came a bit to late Peaches." Spike said, kissing Buffy tenderly. Angel got out of his trance and pushed Spike against the wall, holding his sholder against it.
"What the hell are you doing?" Angel growled.
"Go Spike! Go Spike!" Jacko cheered.
"She's my girlfriend, get it? Got it? Good." Spike pushed Angel away harshly and grabbed Buffy towards him again.
"Now, leave, before you make him mad!" Jacko said to Angel. "And be lucky I'm tied up to a chair, and don't you dare untie me when I say that." Jacko looked at Spike when he said it. Spike retreated from his attempt. Angel walked out the door, flames building up in him.
"Look, I'm going to bed, coming?" Buffy asked Spike.
"No, I'll keep a look out on that idiot, and Angel." Spike replied. Buffy shrugged and walked upstairs.
"So, whatcha gonna do now?" Jacko asked him.
"This." Spike kicked Jacko in the shin. "I could never get tired of that."
"Well, do it some more and once I get out of this chair, I'll kick your ass, and don't even think about untiing me when I say that." Jacko said. Spike, once again, retreated from untiing Jacko. Just then, Angel ran in with a large knife that Jacko left behind from his Riley attack.
"I'll show you to take away Buffy." He growled, walking towards Spike. Jacko screamed like a little girl that had just seen Godzilla.
TBC (If you're going to review, please say who's your favorite character so far, thanks!)
