Okay, lets review shall we? The toms think that the queens are missing,
Coricopat is contemplating life somewhere (Cori – You keep tellin yourself
that…. I'm really thinking up a very intelligent way of revenge MWA HA HA
HA!!!) (CT – Coricopat decided to go and jump in a lake… ) (Cori – I hate
you) when he decided to jump into a lake, the Rum Tum Tugger is being
restrained even though he is not irate anymore, Munkustrap has gone
slightly insane, (Sorri Munkustrap lovers but I think with all the
resposibility that Munku has wouldn't you go insane after a little while? I
honestly thought that in the Peke's and the Pollicles he was going to
faint!) and someone (CT – Or should I say lots of someones) has just
entered the junkyard.
"Where have you been!" exclaimed Rum Tum (Still on the floor)
"Whatthehell?" said a couple of the cats in question at once looking at the Rum Tum Tugger.
"Why are you one the floor with four toms on top of you?"
"It doesn't look to good Tugsy darling… (CT – Take a wild guess who that is… *sigh*)"
"Well they won't gerrof of me Cassandra!!!"
"Use your muscles!" squealed Etcy excitedly.
"First a all 'e's go'ta foind em! Ha ha ha ha ha!!!" Came Teazer's high pitched voice.
All the toms cracked up at that comment, which gave Tugger the long awaited escape from their grasp.
"Where were you!" sternly said Munkustrap, obviously over his slight spasm of insanity (I promised *$#&^%*$%, you know who you are*grin*, he wouldn't be tortured anymore! *grin*).
"We wen' ou' ta see a man abou' a pollicle."
"Aww pull the offa wun Teaze."
"What she means to say.." Cassandra's aristocratic voice stopped the two cockney "teens" "Is that we went out to an eatery with Etcy and Leccy."
"What eatery?" asked Pouncival
"Why didn't you take me to!" wailed Tumble
"Take US to!" added Pounce
"Cause you were all sleeping with your tongues hanging out!" squealed Electra
"I don't sleep with my tongue hanging out." Said Admetus confusedly (And yes that is a word)
"Noitha do oi."
"Loike you could tewl. Yous asleep a' tha' toime."
"Calm down you two." Said Munkustrap. "You elder Queens? I'm surprised that you didn't even try to tell us you were going. The kits could have gotten hurt, you could have been eaten by a pollicle or worse."
"What's worse than being eaten by a pollice?"
After thinking for a few moments Munkustrap admitted that he had no idea whatsoever.
"Besoides, oi coulda protec'ed 'em wif my shoiny weel on it's 'andle!" Said Rumpleteazer holding up her prize triumphantly.
Even the man in the Peet-Sa restaurant hadn't realised she had it!
(Cori – Can I come back now?) (CT – Oh all right) Suddenly Coricopat appeared. He was somewhat wet and rather (CT – Hold on a sec while I get my trusty thesaurus) aggravated.
"Where have you been?" asked Tantomile curiously (CT – 'Slaps forehead' damnit wouldn't she already know… oopsie.. better try that again)
"Where have you been?" asked Tugger curiously.
"Do you want the long story or the short story?" asked Coricopat
"I advise you take the short one cause there are some things that a few of the kits don't need to hear…" said Tantomile.
"Okay.. the short story then." Said Munkustrap quickly covering Tugger's mouth for the rude comment that was bound to come out of it.
"Well, in short Miss High and Mighty the author of this drivel didn't want me around so she resorted to physical violence in the case of the waterhole she dumped me in and forced me to contemplate life three or four times in one fic!"
All the cats gasped in horror.
"Oi neva thou' oi'd see tha' dai wen Chibi Teaza woul' try an kill a Jellicle by drownin' I'."
"Life goes on though doesn't it." Said Chibi Teazer (It's rather irrelevant how I got into my own story so I'll leave that to your vivid imagination.)
"Not for the drowned Jellicle it doesn't."
"Good point."
Anyway, back to the story.
"What story? You don't have a plot line or anything! You are making this rubbish (Quatsch in German.. he he.. I've done my homework) as you go!" said Alonzo
So what if I am?
"Stop arguing you two!" said Munkustrap trying to stop Alonzo beating up the Author. "We have to go and see this place that the girls went!"
"Uh huh." Said Alonzo uninterestedly.
So all the cats trooped out of the junkyard. It was now about four o'clock. So London was bustling again and because of this people didn't notice the 30 or so cats wandering down the street to the Peet-Sa place. When they got there Etcetera led them to the back of the Peet-Sa parlour and showed them the chef. He looked awfully startled.
"You musta go awaya Kitties! The new head chefa hasa boughta doggie and he willa bite you! Quick! Runa way!"
On hearing this, not wanting to be killed (please note that unless it is a serious fic or something like that no one will be killed 'seriously'.) they all bolted. They ran as fast as their legs would take them. The only person to notice the dog was Rumpleteazer. She didn't have time to tell them all one big point about it as Mungojerrie was trying to fling her over his shoulders and carry her away. She tried to point out that she could walk but he didn't take any notice. When they got back to the junkyard Munkustrap announced:
"We are never going back there again!"
"But why!?" squealed Etcetera and Electra.
"Didn't you hear the chef! There's a filthy pollicle there!"
"Yeah, by' you didn' see wot 'e men'. I' was one a those stupid Chi wow wow's. I' couldna 'urt us no mat'er 'ow agriva'ed I' was."
"Well that Peet-Sa man is never going to feed us again now." Said Electra slightly disgruntled.
So after that day of interesting happenings the junkyard was quiet once more. Everyone was bored, sleepy or napping.
"Wot's at you go' there Teaze?" asked Mungojerrie sleepily.
"My wheel, I's really kewl. I' an cu' frough heapsa stuff."
"Oh,"
And they promptly fell asleep.
Okay, that's the end of the edible plates. I might make a sequel saga to it called Rumpleteazer's Wheel or something like that but It won't be very soon. I've finished off all my unfinished sagas now.
"Where have you been!" exclaimed Rum Tum (Still on the floor)
"Whatthehell?" said a couple of the cats in question at once looking at the Rum Tum Tugger.
"Why are you one the floor with four toms on top of you?"
"It doesn't look to good Tugsy darling… (CT – Take a wild guess who that is… *sigh*)"
"Well they won't gerrof of me Cassandra!!!"
"Use your muscles!" squealed Etcy excitedly.
"First a all 'e's go'ta foind em! Ha ha ha ha ha!!!" Came Teazer's high pitched voice.
All the toms cracked up at that comment, which gave Tugger the long awaited escape from their grasp.
"Where were you!" sternly said Munkustrap, obviously over his slight spasm of insanity (I promised *$#&^%*$%, you know who you are*grin*, he wouldn't be tortured anymore! *grin*).
"We wen' ou' ta see a man abou' a pollicle."
"Aww pull the offa wun Teaze."
"What she means to say.." Cassandra's aristocratic voice stopped the two cockney "teens" "Is that we went out to an eatery with Etcy and Leccy."
"What eatery?" asked Pouncival
"Why didn't you take me to!" wailed Tumble
"Take US to!" added Pounce
"Cause you were all sleeping with your tongues hanging out!" squealed Electra
"I don't sleep with my tongue hanging out." Said Admetus confusedly (And yes that is a word)
"Noitha do oi."
"Loike you could tewl. Yous asleep a' tha' toime."
"Calm down you two." Said Munkustrap. "You elder Queens? I'm surprised that you didn't even try to tell us you were going. The kits could have gotten hurt, you could have been eaten by a pollicle or worse."
"What's worse than being eaten by a pollice?"
After thinking for a few moments Munkustrap admitted that he had no idea whatsoever.
"Besoides, oi coulda protec'ed 'em wif my shoiny weel on it's 'andle!" Said Rumpleteazer holding up her prize triumphantly.
Even the man in the Peet-Sa restaurant hadn't realised she had it!
(Cori – Can I come back now?) (CT – Oh all right) Suddenly Coricopat appeared. He was somewhat wet and rather (CT – Hold on a sec while I get my trusty thesaurus) aggravated.
"Where have you been?" asked Tantomile curiously (CT – 'Slaps forehead' damnit wouldn't she already know… oopsie.. better try that again)
"Where have you been?" asked Tugger curiously.
"Do you want the long story or the short story?" asked Coricopat
"I advise you take the short one cause there are some things that a few of the kits don't need to hear…" said Tantomile.
"Okay.. the short story then." Said Munkustrap quickly covering Tugger's mouth for the rude comment that was bound to come out of it.
"Well, in short Miss High and Mighty the author of this drivel didn't want me around so she resorted to physical violence in the case of the waterhole she dumped me in and forced me to contemplate life three or four times in one fic!"
All the cats gasped in horror.
"Oi neva thou' oi'd see tha' dai wen Chibi Teaza woul' try an kill a Jellicle by drownin' I'."
"Life goes on though doesn't it." Said Chibi Teazer (It's rather irrelevant how I got into my own story so I'll leave that to your vivid imagination.)
"Not for the drowned Jellicle it doesn't."
"Good point."
Anyway, back to the story.
"What story? You don't have a plot line or anything! You are making this rubbish (Quatsch in German.. he he.. I've done my homework) as you go!" said Alonzo
So what if I am?
"Stop arguing you two!" said Munkustrap trying to stop Alonzo beating up the Author. "We have to go and see this place that the girls went!"
"Uh huh." Said Alonzo uninterestedly.
So all the cats trooped out of the junkyard. It was now about four o'clock. So London was bustling again and because of this people didn't notice the 30 or so cats wandering down the street to the Peet-Sa place. When they got there Etcetera led them to the back of the Peet-Sa parlour and showed them the chef. He looked awfully startled.
"You musta go awaya Kitties! The new head chefa hasa boughta doggie and he willa bite you! Quick! Runa way!"
On hearing this, not wanting to be killed (please note that unless it is a serious fic or something like that no one will be killed 'seriously'.) they all bolted. They ran as fast as their legs would take them. The only person to notice the dog was Rumpleteazer. She didn't have time to tell them all one big point about it as Mungojerrie was trying to fling her over his shoulders and carry her away. She tried to point out that she could walk but he didn't take any notice. When they got back to the junkyard Munkustrap announced:
"We are never going back there again!"
"But why!?" squealed Etcetera and Electra.
"Didn't you hear the chef! There's a filthy pollicle there!"
"Yeah, by' you didn' see wot 'e men'. I' was one a those stupid Chi wow wow's. I' couldna 'urt us no mat'er 'ow agriva'ed I' was."
"Well that Peet-Sa man is never going to feed us again now." Said Electra slightly disgruntled.
So after that day of interesting happenings the junkyard was quiet once more. Everyone was bored, sleepy or napping.
"Wot's at you go' there Teaze?" asked Mungojerrie sleepily.
"My wheel, I's really kewl. I' an cu' frough heapsa stuff."
"Oh,"
And they promptly fell asleep.
Okay, that's the end of the edible plates. I might make a sequel saga to it called Rumpleteazer's Wheel or something like that but It won't be very soon. I've finished off all my unfinished sagas now.
