Evan's Terrible, Awful, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day
Part One: The Hair-Bathroom Fiasco
By Paigey-Wan
(The One and ONLY Disclaimer: I do not own X-Men: Evolution, for if I did... I dunno. I'd have more Brotherhood, that's for sure! Moreover, Kitty would never say 'like' out of context! However, alas, I do not own it. Swizzle sticks.)
Now, it wasn't that Evan hated Jean, not at all. He didn't find her to be particularly mean to him usually, and he didn't hate her.
But...
If she didn't get out of the bathroom soon, Evan would have to hurt her.
Actually, she would probably kick his butt. Evan did not want to think that though, as it hurt his ever-fragile male ego.
Evan pounded on the door. "COME ON! Jean! Let me back in!"
Normally, Evan would have found this VERY entertaining of course, had it not been him this was happening to. Or if he'd had more than a towel on. Or if he wasn't freezing.
Now, when Evan thought about it, really thought about it and didn't let his self-preservation act get in the way, this was all pretty much his fault. If he had just said 'nice', which was what he had meant to say anyway, instead of 'funny', which had just sprang from his inattentive mouth...
But, either way, how was HE supposed to know she'd lock herself in the bathroom to change her hair?! And even more so, that she'd kick him out of said bathroom?! Why didn't she do her hair in her ROOM, anyway?!
Evan banged his fist on the door. "Come ON! I need to get dressed! Let me in!"
Rogue turned into the hall, took one look, and turned back around, muttering something about a nuthouse. Evan groaned. That's just what he needed, alright. People to SEE him soaking wet and clad in only a towel.
Evan beat on the door. "Jean! Let me in!"
It was at that exact moment that Kitty came around the corner. She took in the scene for about a second, then started giggling. She tried to hide her hapless chuckles behind her hand, but it didn't work of course. Evan glared at her.
"I guess you think this is funny, huh?" he growled at her. Kitty shook her head and tried not to laugh.
"Grr..." Evan turned back to the door and hammered it again. "Jean! Open up!"
Much to Evan's surprise, the door opened. Jean stepped out of the bathroom. Her hair was very much the same.
"So," she began, "how's my hair look now?"
Grr... It looks FINE!" Evan brushed angrily by her and slammed the bathroom door behind hem.
"Geez," Kitty said, still giggling. "What's, like, his problem?" Kitty asked, looking at Jean. Jean shrugged.
Part One: The Hair-Bathroom Fiasco
By Paigey-Wan
(The One and ONLY Disclaimer: I do not own X-Men: Evolution, for if I did... I dunno. I'd have more Brotherhood, that's for sure! Moreover, Kitty would never say 'like' out of context! However, alas, I do not own it. Swizzle sticks.)
Now, it wasn't that Evan hated Jean, not at all. He didn't find her to be particularly mean to him usually, and he didn't hate her.
But...
If she didn't get out of the bathroom soon, Evan would have to hurt her.
Actually, she would probably kick his butt. Evan did not want to think that though, as it hurt his ever-fragile male ego.
Evan pounded on the door. "COME ON! Jean! Let me back in!"
Normally, Evan would have found this VERY entertaining of course, had it not been him this was happening to. Or if he'd had more than a towel on. Or if he wasn't freezing.
Now, when Evan thought about it, really thought about it and didn't let his self-preservation act get in the way, this was all pretty much his fault. If he had just said 'nice', which was what he had meant to say anyway, instead of 'funny', which had just sprang from his inattentive mouth...
But, either way, how was HE supposed to know she'd lock herself in the bathroom to change her hair?! And even more so, that she'd kick him out of said bathroom?! Why didn't she do her hair in her ROOM, anyway?!
Evan banged his fist on the door. "Come ON! I need to get dressed! Let me in!"
Rogue turned into the hall, took one look, and turned back around, muttering something about a nuthouse. Evan groaned. That's just what he needed, alright. People to SEE him soaking wet and clad in only a towel.
Evan beat on the door. "Jean! Let me in!"
It was at that exact moment that Kitty came around the corner. She took in the scene for about a second, then started giggling. She tried to hide her hapless chuckles behind her hand, but it didn't work of course. Evan glared at her.
"I guess you think this is funny, huh?" he growled at her. Kitty shook her head and tried not to laugh.
"Grr..." Evan turned back to the door and hammered it again. "Jean! Open up!"
Much to Evan's surprise, the door opened. Jean stepped out of the bathroom. Her hair was very much the same.
"So," she began, "how's my hair look now?"
Grr... It looks FINE!" Evan brushed angrily by her and slammed the bathroom door behind hem.
"Geez," Kitty said, still giggling. "What's, like, his problem?" Kitty asked, looking at Jean. Jean shrugged.
