disclaimer : the usual 'i dont own it' thingy .....



Prank Calls (part 7)


Sara got on the phone and called Merlock .

" Merlock get your butt over here now !" she yelled into the phone . Merlock

came as fast as he could which was pretty slow because it was 3:00 in the morning .

" Hi Sara ..... " he said .

" What's your problem ?" she said angrily .

" It's three o' clock in the morning this better be good ....." said Merlock ,

obviously too tired to be aware of who he was talking to or how he was talking to that person .

" Somebody woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning ." said Sara , with a smirk .

"Yeah really EARLY this morning !!!!! " Merlock snapped back .

" You're right , maybe I should let you sleep come here ..... " Sara said evilly .

She led him to the closet where she told him to go to sleep in . Merlock was so tired he fell asleep in it and she locked him in it .

The next day Merlock woke up on the wrong side of the bed or rather the wrong side of the closet and

he smacked his head into the wall of the closet .

"Owwwwwwwwwwwwwww ..... " he groaned . Merlock ended up with a large lump on his head .

Well the day hadn't started good : Merlock hit his head, Sara wouldn't talk to him (she was giving him

the silent treatment and staring eerily at him) , and finally Dr. Goodman was fixing the roof and the ladder and Dr.Goodman fell on Merlock .

" What stupid boring day ....." he said " Hey! I've got it ! I'll ..... *drumroll* PRANK CALL FLINT ! "

Merlock went to his house and went on the phone to get Flint .

" Hello !" said Flint .

" Flint get your butt over here if you know whats good for you ! " Merlock yelled into the phone and then hung up .

He waited patiently for Flint to arrive . Days passed and a week passed, still, no Flint . Finally Merlock went to check the mail and brought it in .

" Bill, bill, bill, junk, junk, bill, junk, oooo a fan letter, coupons for that dumb old store I don't shop at, a consumer

survey, my monthly senior check, my baby bonus, a life insurance ad, a mysterious envelope with no name, oh wait here it says

'vfkajs', another 'join the senior club letter', oh what's this ? " he said as he looked at a small package . He opened it and inside

it was a bloody butt . Next to it was a letter saying 'I hope you really needed it . It was quite a painful procedure but I'll do

anything for a friend . your bestest friend, Flint' " Oh boy ....." said Merlock , not sure what to do now .

~two weeks later~

Well noone was sure which hurt Flint more , the removing or the re-attaching of his butt .

" You can not go to the bathroom for a week or you will blow your butt off . " said the doctor .

" But I gotta go now ! " said Flint .

" I'm sorry Flint , but no usage of the toilet is permitted . " said the doctor .

" That's it I can't hold it ! " Flint yelled running for the bathroom . Moments later a bloody butt came flying through the wall .

It was Flint's all right . It smashed its way through all the walls and the building began to collapse , with all the people in it .

The bloody butt rocketted its way through all the skyscrapers in town and knocked them down .

The people were all fine .

" Wow that was one explosive butt ..... " said Tony in disbeleif .

" You're telling me ..... " said Merlock , who was stuck under a concrete block .

All of a sudden Sara yelled out ' wheres Flint ? ' and as if on cue , the dust cleared revealing Flint and the toilet he was sitting on ,

were still intact , not a scratch on them unlike the others .

" How does he do it ? ..... " asked Merlock , who wasn't looking to well , being stuck under a two-ton block of cement wasn't helping either .

" Some things are a mystery to this world ..... " said a familiar voice . Everyone looked over and saw the man . " Hi I'm Troy Macleur

(I think thats what it was in the Simpsons can't remember .....) , you may remember me from such films as Planet of the Apes and Go Shove It ..... "

said the guy (sorry there was an episode of the Simpsons where he does Planet of the Apes and I do not beleive 'go shove it' is a movie .....)

Everyone sweatdropped and then went home to go to bed , leaving Merlock stuck under the cement block .

" Help ! Help ! Anyone , someone , a little help here ! " he said , his cries echoing off into the night .

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to be continued .....

Aww geeze guys , Im so sorry I haven't finished this in almost a year or was it a year ? ..... hmmm ..... anyway , hope ya liked it guys ! Bye now !