DAY TWO
ANNOUNCER: Today is day number two of Survivor! Today is the day the characters get placed into their groups and begin building their camp. As you can see, the contestants are already beginning to feel the effects of the wilderness.
DIB: (crawling on the ground and gasping) Must… have… FOOD!!!
GIR: (chewing the plane) Yum!!
ZIM: My squeedly-spooch!
Moose chews on a leaf and Pig rolls onto one side.
ANNOUNCER: …right. (pulls out a leather bag) In this bag is a name of every contestant playing on the show. We will first draw a few names for tribe Brain Freezies. (reaches into the bag and pulls out a piece of paper) And the first name is… Zim! Zim, could you please stand over here?
ZIM: (walks over on his spider legs) I assure you that I shall rule all of you, even YOU!! (points to Announcer)
ANNOUNCER: Uh, whatever. The second member of the tribe is… (pulls out another name from the bag) Moose!
Moose walks drowsily over next to Zim and stares blankly at the ground.
ANNOUNCER: Pig!
GIR throws Pig at Zim.
ANNOUNCER: And the next member is… GIR!
GIR jumps up into the air and runs over to Moose and hugs him.
GIR: I love you!
ANNOUNCER: The last person admitted into the tribe will be… The Purple Tallest!
Purple gets a smoke screen and holds it above his head, than throws it at Red.
PURPLE: SMOKE SCREENS RULE!!!!
RED: No, lasers you idiot! LASERS!!
ANNOUNCER: Well, that's all for the Brain Freezies tribe. Now let's move on to the next one, the Chocolate Bubblegums! There will be, Ms. Bitters, the Red Tallest, Gaz, Zal and Dib!
DIB: Fear me!!!
Ms. Bitters: Were doomed, Doomed!!
ANNOUNCER: Over to my, uh, (holds fingers in an L-shape) my left is where tribe Brain Freezies will have to make camp and live. On the right is where tribe Chocolate Bubblegums will have to make their own camp. Survivors, you may begin…now!
GIR jumps on Moose and screams.
GIR: Faster, pony!!
Ms. Bitters slithers over to their area of the campsite and hisses angrily.
ANNOUNCER: (speaking to the camera) We will now show you the different teams, as they are hard at work. Stay tuned. Now, off to some commercials!
Music plays in the background as they show a picture of Bud Light. (Switches to commercials) Shows a bunch of animal crackers ripping out of their box and children screaming everywhere. One boy approaches a monkey cracker.
BOY: You ugly freak! I should soak you in milk!
CRACKER: Oh, yeah? Well, bite me!
BOY: Maybe I will. (grabs monkey cracker and eats it)
ANNOUNCER: And were back after a very disturbing commercial. Let's take a look and see how everyone is doing.
TRIBE BRAIN FREEZIES
Description of Campsite: Circular shape surrounded by leafy trees. One large tree is about to fall. A pile of rocks lay in the middle of the circle.
GIR is banging his head against a rock and singing "Mary Had A Little Lamb" and the alphabet at the same time. Moose is watching. Pig is dancing without moving. Zim is ranting about doomed meat and Purple is muttering about smoke screens.
ZIM: Okay, we must make this "camp" and as an IRKEN INVADER I will make the campiest camp ever made!
GIR: I like noodles!
PURPLE: Oh, shut up! SMOKE SCREENS are better!! (chokes tree)
Zim surveys the area and then takes out a sketchpad from his backpack and a small pen. He draws a triangle with a hole in it near the bottom as an entrance.
ZIM: There, PERFECT!
He folds up the sketchpad into a little circle thingy and places it in the ground. It digs down deep and up from the earth is a green tent.
GIR: (giggles and colors on Moose with a pink crayon) Pillow!
ZIM: (blinks) That was easy!
Purple yells at a passing butterfly.
PURPLE: Do not mock me! Smokescreens!! (throws a smokescreen at butterfly)
Smokescreen turns on and a enormous mist of blue smoke blinds Zim and he falls back, crushing the tent.
ZIM: NO!!!!!!!!!
PIG: Oink? Snort! (falls over to one side)
The smoke clears and Zim tries to save the already horrible deformed tent from being completely unusable. He leans the tent up against the falling tree and secures it with a rock from the center of the campsite.
ZIM: I guess this will just have to do.
GIR: Eat poof! (takes of his leg and runs around carrying it in his mouth, tripping over everything in his path)
TRIBE CHOCOLATE BUBBLEGUMS
Description of Campsite: Triangular shaped clearing, tall grass and many dead trees and branches litter the area.
ZAL: I guess we should get the branches out of the way first and build with it.
DIB: (still trying to figure out the handcuffs) This sucks. 'We love to see you smile' Ha! Lies, all lies!
GAZ: This is stupid.
ZAL: Tell me about it. Now come on. Let's just get this over with.
Zal pushes against the large tree trunk in the middle of the campsite.
ZAL: Dang, this is harder than I (takes a breath) thought.
RED: (takes out his laser and blows up tree) See? Lasers are better!! I knew it, I KNEW IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MS. BITTERS: Shut up!
DIB: (throws handcuffs aside) Now what?
ZAL: I don't know. I guess we just have to use these branches (picks one up) and build…something. But I can't do it by myself. You need to help too.
DIB: I am NOT working with an alien! I'd rather die than help YOU!
ZAL: (smirking) That can be arranged if you want. I don't really want to be around you either, I would much rather be around that dream boat Moose… but anyway, let's just get on with it.
GAZ: I almost beat the last level. Shut up for a few more minutes or face an unbearable death.
RED: …
MS. BITTERS: Let me teach you all about how incredibly doomed we all are as I am sure you are curious to know…
RED: (shoots Ms. Bitters with a laser) I don't care!
Ms. Bitters attacks Red and they begin to fight.
ZAL: Grr! Well, at least I know who to vote off tomorrow.
DIB: It's tomorrow?
ZAL: Yeah. That's why we have to hurry NOW!
DIB: Fine, but I'm watching you… Where are my handcuffs? (picks them up from off the ground)
Zal shrugs and walks over to Dib. She takes the handcuffs from him and breaks them in half and drops them on the ground.
DIB: How dare you?? Now I must put them back together! I knew you were jealous of their power!!
ZAL: They came in a 99 cent Happy Meal. Heck, you could have at least got one from the Might Kids Meal!
DIB: (glares) I will get you back, I will someday, somehow.
ZAL: (rolls eyes) Yeah, whatever. (sarcastically) And I'm Michael Jackson.
DIB: Than you might as well do the moon walk cuz your goin' down!
ZAL: (sticks out her tongue) You weakling! You can't even stop Zim and a crazy robot from taking over the earth!
DIB: Oh, and I suppose you could do better.
ZAL: I have already taken over 3 planets. Can you beat that?
A long pause.
DIB: You just wait. Soon I will have 20 Cheerio box tops and then I'll get the Super-Alien-Killer-Laser!
ZAL: Sure, and I'll just go get a few from the dollar store.
RED: Lasers! (shoots one at Dib's head)
Dib ducks. Zal finishes clearing the area while Dib sulks over in a shadow, trying desperately to fix his handcuffs.
GAZ: (eyes glazing) I DID IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I BEAT THE LAST LEVEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ZAL: Cool! Can you help me make a shelter?
GAZ: Yeah, I guess so. (places gameslave on the ground VERY carefully and then turns around facing everyone) Touch it, and you're dead!
Zal and Gaz gather the branches up and lean them against each other.
ZAL: Push the branches into the ground. That way they won't slide.
Gaz nods and they continue working. In about an hour they have created a shabby yet strong shelter.
ZAL: Done, let's move everything in.
Gaz walks back to where she was sitting and picks up her gameslave, inserts another game, and begins playing.
DIB: I fixed it! Ahaha! Now you shall die, alien! (runs over laughing crazily with heavily taped handcuffs)
Zal rolls her eyes again as Dib puts them on her wrists.
DIB: Feeling the pain yet?
ZAL: Not even a tickle.
DIB: @$%*)^$
TRIBE BRAIN FREEZIES
Purple looks at the tent.
PURPLE: Do you think it will last? What if it rains?
ZIM: (shudders) Don't worry. I brought glue. We'll be okay.
PURPLE: Glue?
ZIM: My Tallest, glue is some sort of magical human creation that protects you from the rain.
GIR explodes.
PURPLE: (laughing) I see that you have used the, um, special SIR we gave you.
ZIM: Oh, yes. And how, special, it works.
GIR assembles back together, except the body parts are all in the wrong places. His head is where is foot should be and his leg is where is arm should be, ext…
PIG: Oink! (turns blue)
GIR: Let's make tater tots!
PIG: Oooo! (turns pink)
MOOSE: ??
ANNOUNCER: That, my friends, was a real live conversation between Pig and Moose. This is very rare. I hope you all brought your cameras.
Night falls on Australia. The air is warm and the sounds of bugs fill the air. Their song is strangely beautiful.
RED: Shut up!
Silence. Then a cricket chirps.
RED: I'm warning you!
More crickets chirp.
Red shoots a laser and there is dead quietness.
PURPLE: Woo!
GIR: I like juice.
GAZ: Stupid mummies! They killed me again. At least I have 2 more lives left. Gotta beat the level…
PIG: Oink!
MS. BITTERS: Doomed…..
ZIM: Fist!
As the color fades from the sky, everyone falls asleep.
Who do you think is going to win immunity tomorrow? Who's going to get voted off? Will Zal vote against Dib, and if she does, will this affect the outcome of the game greatly? Please tell me what you think. DAY THREE promises to be very action packed and full of laughs. So please keep checking back for more. Thank you every1!!!!!!!!
ANNOUNCER: Today is day number two of Survivor! Today is the day the characters get placed into their groups and begin building their camp. As you can see, the contestants are already beginning to feel the effects of the wilderness.
DIB: (crawling on the ground and gasping) Must… have… FOOD!!!
GIR: (chewing the plane) Yum!!
ZIM: My squeedly-spooch!
Moose chews on a leaf and Pig rolls onto one side.
ANNOUNCER: …right. (pulls out a leather bag) In this bag is a name of every contestant playing on the show. We will first draw a few names for tribe Brain Freezies. (reaches into the bag and pulls out a piece of paper) And the first name is… Zim! Zim, could you please stand over here?
ZIM: (walks over on his spider legs) I assure you that I shall rule all of you, even YOU!! (points to Announcer)
ANNOUNCER: Uh, whatever. The second member of the tribe is… (pulls out another name from the bag) Moose!
Moose walks drowsily over next to Zim and stares blankly at the ground.
ANNOUNCER: Pig!
GIR throws Pig at Zim.
ANNOUNCER: And the next member is… GIR!
GIR jumps up into the air and runs over to Moose and hugs him.
GIR: I love you!
ANNOUNCER: The last person admitted into the tribe will be… The Purple Tallest!
Purple gets a smoke screen and holds it above his head, than throws it at Red.
PURPLE: SMOKE SCREENS RULE!!!!
RED: No, lasers you idiot! LASERS!!
ANNOUNCER: Well, that's all for the Brain Freezies tribe. Now let's move on to the next one, the Chocolate Bubblegums! There will be, Ms. Bitters, the Red Tallest, Gaz, Zal and Dib!
DIB: Fear me!!!
Ms. Bitters: Were doomed, Doomed!!
ANNOUNCER: Over to my, uh, (holds fingers in an L-shape) my left is where tribe Brain Freezies will have to make camp and live. On the right is where tribe Chocolate Bubblegums will have to make their own camp. Survivors, you may begin…now!
GIR jumps on Moose and screams.
GIR: Faster, pony!!
Ms. Bitters slithers over to their area of the campsite and hisses angrily.
ANNOUNCER: (speaking to the camera) We will now show you the different teams, as they are hard at work. Stay tuned. Now, off to some commercials!
Music plays in the background as they show a picture of Bud Light. (Switches to commercials) Shows a bunch of animal crackers ripping out of their box and children screaming everywhere. One boy approaches a monkey cracker.
BOY: You ugly freak! I should soak you in milk!
CRACKER: Oh, yeah? Well, bite me!
BOY: Maybe I will. (grabs monkey cracker and eats it)
ANNOUNCER: And were back after a very disturbing commercial. Let's take a look and see how everyone is doing.
TRIBE BRAIN FREEZIES
Description of Campsite: Circular shape surrounded by leafy trees. One large tree is about to fall. A pile of rocks lay in the middle of the circle.
GIR is banging his head against a rock and singing "Mary Had A Little Lamb" and the alphabet at the same time. Moose is watching. Pig is dancing without moving. Zim is ranting about doomed meat and Purple is muttering about smoke screens.
ZIM: Okay, we must make this "camp" and as an IRKEN INVADER I will make the campiest camp ever made!
GIR: I like noodles!
PURPLE: Oh, shut up! SMOKE SCREENS are better!! (chokes tree)
Zim surveys the area and then takes out a sketchpad from his backpack and a small pen. He draws a triangle with a hole in it near the bottom as an entrance.
ZIM: There, PERFECT!
He folds up the sketchpad into a little circle thingy and places it in the ground. It digs down deep and up from the earth is a green tent.
GIR: (giggles and colors on Moose with a pink crayon) Pillow!
ZIM: (blinks) That was easy!
Purple yells at a passing butterfly.
PURPLE: Do not mock me! Smokescreens!! (throws a smokescreen at butterfly)
Smokescreen turns on and a enormous mist of blue smoke blinds Zim and he falls back, crushing the tent.
ZIM: NO!!!!!!!!!
PIG: Oink? Snort! (falls over to one side)
The smoke clears and Zim tries to save the already horrible deformed tent from being completely unusable. He leans the tent up against the falling tree and secures it with a rock from the center of the campsite.
ZIM: I guess this will just have to do.
GIR: Eat poof! (takes of his leg and runs around carrying it in his mouth, tripping over everything in his path)
TRIBE CHOCOLATE BUBBLEGUMS
Description of Campsite: Triangular shaped clearing, tall grass and many dead trees and branches litter the area.
ZAL: I guess we should get the branches out of the way first and build with it.
DIB: (still trying to figure out the handcuffs) This sucks. 'We love to see you smile' Ha! Lies, all lies!
GAZ: This is stupid.
ZAL: Tell me about it. Now come on. Let's just get this over with.
Zal pushes against the large tree trunk in the middle of the campsite.
ZAL: Dang, this is harder than I (takes a breath) thought.
RED: (takes out his laser and blows up tree) See? Lasers are better!! I knew it, I KNEW IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MS. BITTERS: Shut up!
DIB: (throws handcuffs aside) Now what?
ZAL: I don't know. I guess we just have to use these branches (picks one up) and build…something. But I can't do it by myself. You need to help too.
DIB: I am NOT working with an alien! I'd rather die than help YOU!
ZAL: (smirking) That can be arranged if you want. I don't really want to be around you either, I would much rather be around that dream boat Moose… but anyway, let's just get on with it.
GAZ: I almost beat the last level. Shut up for a few more minutes or face an unbearable death.
RED: …
MS. BITTERS: Let me teach you all about how incredibly doomed we all are as I am sure you are curious to know…
RED: (shoots Ms. Bitters with a laser) I don't care!
Ms. Bitters attacks Red and they begin to fight.
ZAL: Grr! Well, at least I know who to vote off tomorrow.
DIB: It's tomorrow?
ZAL: Yeah. That's why we have to hurry NOW!
DIB: Fine, but I'm watching you… Where are my handcuffs? (picks them up from off the ground)
Zal shrugs and walks over to Dib. She takes the handcuffs from him and breaks them in half and drops them on the ground.
DIB: How dare you?? Now I must put them back together! I knew you were jealous of their power!!
ZAL: They came in a 99 cent Happy Meal. Heck, you could have at least got one from the Might Kids Meal!
DIB: (glares) I will get you back, I will someday, somehow.
ZAL: (rolls eyes) Yeah, whatever. (sarcastically) And I'm Michael Jackson.
DIB: Than you might as well do the moon walk cuz your goin' down!
ZAL: (sticks out her tongue) You weakling! You can't even stop Zim and a crazy robot from taking over the earth!
DIB: Oh, and I suppose you could do better.
ZAL: I have already taken over 3 planets. Can you beat that?
A long pause.
DIB: You just wait. Soon I will have 20 Cheerio box tops and then I'll get the Super-Alien-Killer-Laser!
ZAL: Sure, and I'll just go get a few from the dollar store.
RED: Lasers! (shoots one at Dib's head)
Dib ducks. Zal finishes clearing the area while Dib sulks over in a shadow, trying desperately to fix his handcuffs.
GAZ: (eyes glazing) I DID IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I BEAT THE LAST LEVEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ZAL: Cool! Can you help me make a shelter?
GAZ: Yeah, I guess so. (places gameslave on the ground VERY carefully and then turns around facing everyone) Touch it, and you're dead!
Zal and Gaz gather the branches up and lean them against each other.
ZAL: Push the branches into the ground. That way they won't slide.
Gaz nods and they continue working. In about an hour they have created a shabby yet strong shelter.
ZAL: Done, let's move everything in.
Gaz walks back to where she was sitting and picks up her gameslave, inserts another game, and begins playing.
DIB: I fixed it! Ahaha! Now you shall die, alien! (runs over laughing crazily with heavily taped handcuffs)
Zal rolls her eyes again as Dib puts them on her wrists.
DIB: Feeling the pain yet?
ZAL: Not even a tickle.
DIB: @$%*)^$
TRIBE BRAIN FREEZIES
Purple looks at the tent.
PURPLE: Do you think it will last? What if it rains?
ZIM: (shudders) Don't worry. I brought glue. We'll be okay.
PURPLE: Glue?
ZIM: My Tallest, glue is some sort of magical human creation that protects you from the rain.
GIR explodes.
PURPLE: (laughing) I see that you have used the, um, special SIR we gave you.
ZIM: Oh, yes. And how, special, it works.
GIR assembles back together, except the body parts are all in the wrong places. His head is where is foot should be and his leg is where is arm should be, ext…
PIG: Oink! (turns blue)
GIR: Let's make tater tots!
PIG: Oooo! (turns pink)
MOOSE: ??
ANNOUNCER: That, my friends, was a real live conversation between Pig and Moose. This is very rare. I hope you all brought your cameras.
Night falls on Australia. The air is warm and the sounds of bugs fill the air. Their song is strangely beautiful.
RED: Shut up!
Silence. Then a cricket chirps.
RED: I'm warning you!
More crickets chirp.
Red shoots a laser and there is dead quietness.
PURPLE: Woo!
GIR: I like juice.
GAZ: Stupid mummies! They killed me again. At least I have 2 more lives left. Gotta beat the level…
PIG: Oink!
MS. BITTERS: Doomed…..
ZIM: Fist!
As the color fades from the sky, everyone falls asleep.
Who do you think is going to win immunity tomorrow? Who's going to get voted off? Will Zal vote against Dib, and if she does, will this affect the outcome of the game greatly? Please tell me what you think. DAY THREE promises to be very action packed and full of laughs. So please keep checking back for more. Thank you every1!!!!!!!!
