More Possession Fun and Goku Dies Again
CMG: (laughs insanely) You are stuck within a dimention where no one can hear you scream. I am the author of this insane story and will torment all of you to death with corny jokes. (coughs) Sorry. I couldn't help myself. As you know, if I owned DB/Z/GT, I would be rich and stuff. Anyway, on the last episode of The Young and the Senseless, Bardock and King Vegeta finally possess Gohan and cause havoc. Goku realizes this and was confident that they couldn't possess Gohan very well.
Goku: Well if they're possessing you, they should have a weaker grip with your powers.
K. Vegeta: Or so you think. (blasts Goku)
With Vegeta really angry and Cell getting the s*** beat out of him, what will happen today? Find out!
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(-WARNING: MINDLESS CELL AND Z-FIGHTER BASHING INTENDED. PLEASE REFRAIN FROM FLAMING UNTIL THE END OF THE CHAPTER. I REPEAT, PLEASE DO NOT FLAME UNTIL THE END OF THE CHAPTER IF THIS ONE SUCKS. THANK YOU. DRIVE THRU.-)
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"So what are you afraid of Cell," said Gohan as Cell cowers in a corner. "Isn't this what you wanted?"
"Y-yes!" said Cell as he lunges at Gohan and manages to grab him.
"Gohan!" cried Goku.
"Hmph! You shouldn't have grabbed me," said Gohan as he immediately beats Cell to a pulp and he returns to his little corner. "I wasn't done yet. As I was saying, I warned you. I told you what would happen if you pushed me too far, but you didn't listen. You forced me to awaken my hidden power. But now that you've seen it, you are afraid. Because you know that I'm going to destroy you!"
"Uh-huh," said Cell as he flies up into the sky. "Well if you're going to destroy me, brat, then I dare you! If not, you'll die! Ka... me..."
"Oh s***!" said Krillin. "Gohan's gone and doomed us all!"
*Why do you say that,* said Bardock inside Krillin's mind.
"Wha-?" said Krillin as he felt himself starting to do the Chicken Dance.
"Bwahaha!" said Vegeta as he laughs at Krillin's stupidity.
*Hello, son,* said King Vegeta inside Vegeta's head.
"D*** you father! How dare you touch your royal hands on my body?" said Vegeta.
"O-kay," said Goku. "I think everyone here has officially gone insane."
*Oh really?* said an unknown voice inside Goku's head.
"Wha-?" said Goku as he starts shaking his head. "Who are you?"
*Funny you should ask,* said the voice. *I'm you.*
"Kakarot?" said Goku.
*No you dip s***, I'm the Fairy Godmother,* said Kakarot. *Of course it's me!*
"D*** you," said Goku.
*Well, that means you're doing it to yourself, too!* said Kakarot.
"You're sick," said Goku.
"...me... ha..." continued Cell.
"We're all going to die!" said Mr. Satan as he began to run around in circles. "We're all going to-"
Piccolo knocks out Mr. Satan and dresses him up in a drag before he gives him back to his so-called "fans". He then smirks and laughs insanely.
"HA!!!!" cried Cell as the energy blast comes at Gohan.
"Ah!" cried Tien. "Chou-zu!"
"Yes Tien?" said Chou-zu's voice from Yamcha.
"This story is really starting to get f***ed up!" said Tien.
"I guess I'm the only one in this story who hasn't gone insane," said Trunks as he strikes some goofy poses. "Look at my sexy bo... what?!"
*Guess again, ape s***!* said Freeza's voice inside Trunks' head.
"NOOOO!!!!" cries Trunks. "Anyone but Freeza!"
" Bibi-di!" cried Bardock inside Krillin's body. "You said that we get to have fun!"
*Oh, so I said, didn't I?* said Bibi-di's voice across the stadium. *Well, I lied. I wanted to have more fun!*
"Curse you to hell!" said King Vegeta in Vegeta's body. "Oh wait. You're in hell. Silly me!"
"Ka... me... ha... me... HA!!!" cried Gohan finally he fires a blast that envelopes Cell's blast and burns off half, if not one-third of his body.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Meanwhile, a line of bad guys that show up in the movies are lined up outside the Cell Stadium. From movies 2-9, these villians who were threating the Earth were waiting in a line due to CMG's orders.
"Ah come on," said Cooler already in his fifth form. "I'm supposed to be fighting Goku right now to avenge my brother's death. I am the master of the universe! I am the..."
"Yeah, yeah buddy," said CMG. "I know, but you're not on the list."
"Can you make any exceptions?" said Cooler.
"Nope, now go home," said CMG as Cooler de-transforms back to his fourth form and leaves. "Next?"
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"Ungh!" said Cell as he floats there hurt from his limbs being burned off. "Now I know how Piccolo feels."
"Eww!" said Piccolo. "You gay b******!"
"Gohan, aren't you going to finish him off?" said Goku.
"No," said Gohan. "I want to toy with him some more."
"But Gohan, I don't want to be here!" whines Goku. "Please? He's going to regenerate and stuff."
"Too late," said Cell as he grows back his right arm, both of his legs, and a part of his head that got burned off. "Now it's time for you to get hurt for burning my perfect body."
"Hey! No one's perfect!" said Gohan.
"He wishes he can be perfect," said Vegeta. "Oh wait. Bad idea."
Cell lands on the ground and starts trying to hit Gohan, but he manages to dodge every blow. He powers up to be bulkier and still couldn't hit Gohan. Just then, Cooler manages to crash the gate with his giant spaceship and manages to storm in on the fight.
"Now, Saiya-jin, prepare to be squ-" but Cooler was cut short when CMG instantly appears out of nowhere and grabs him by one of his horns and drags him off.
"I told you that this isn't your fight, now begone!" said CMG as she throws Cooler into the sun where he gets destroyed, or so we thought.
"Ha!" said Metal Cooler as he returns. "I have an army that will take over Namek!"
"Ah shut-up!" said CMG as she fires the Spirit Bomb that she was going to use on Cell at the evil planet sucking space cruiser on Namek. Metal Cooler croaks.
"Yay," said the Z-Fighters flatly.
"Now, who else wants to die?" said CMG as she puts her hands in a familiar pose as the other villians run off.
"Well, can I please strike Cell now?" said Gohan.
"Just a minute," said CMG as she gives Krillin a blanket. "Okay."
Gohan hits Cell and he throws up #18. Everyone is grossed out and pukes all over the battlefield. After that, Krillin goes and gets #18 and wraps her inside a blanket.
"No wonder Cell managed to make those kids!" said Krillin. "He had #18's body within him the entire time!"
Everyone pukes again and Cell reverts to his second form (the one he was in after he absorbed #17). He tries to hit Gohan, but misses.
"HA!" said Gohan as he stands there cocky.
"No matter, you might have won the battle, but you've lost the war," said Cell as he begins to grow big. "I am going to destroy this planet!"
"No!" cried Gohan as he falls to the ground. "I can't..."
*Geez, this sucks,* said Kakarot.
"Shut-up," said Goku.
*Oh great, you're really going to-* said Kakarot.
"Yep," said Goku.
"Huh?" said Krillin. "Why did you say, 'yep'?"
"Oh no, he wouldn't-" said Trunks.
"*He would*" said everyone.
"Bye, guys," said Goku as he teleports.
"Nooooo!!!!!!" cried Krillin as he tries to stop him as a badly colored drawing of the Z-Fighters is shown.
"Only 10 more sec- what?!" said Cell as Goku grabs on to Cell's belly.
"Daddy?!" said Gohan.
"Listen son, I'm very proud of you," said Goku. "I'm sorry that I have to die again. Take care of your mother, okay?"
"No!" said Gohan.
"I'm sorry, Gohan," said CMG.
"Goku!" said Piccolo.
Goku teleports him and Cell off of the Earth as Gohan tries to stop them.
"Dad! You b******! Why!" said Gohan.
"Goku! You idiot!" said Krillin as the reaction of every Z-Fighter is shown as well as the bad guys who are all happy.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*
"Ah! NO GOKU! That's a very bad Goku!" said King Kai as Bubbles starts swinging Gregory around like crazy.
"Hi," said Goku. "Sorry I didn't call."
"Goku, take Cell of my f***en planet this instant," said King Kai.
"But-" said Goku.
"AHHHHHH!" cried Cell he explodes, destroying everyone, including King Kai's planet. All that was left after the planet was destroyed was millions of rocks and stuff.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Back on Earth, all of the bad guys were celebrating by having beer and food, except for Dr. Willow. He was being the DJ for the party. All of the Z-Fighters were crying as Gohan looked across the desert.
"No," said Gohan as the tears stung his eyes. "DADDY!"
"DADDY... DADDY... DADDY..." echoed the desert.
"Shut-up!" said Vegeta.
"Sorry... sorry... sorry..." said the desert.
"That was disturbing," said Yamcha.
"Hey, where's Chou-zu?" said Tien.
"I guess he's no longer asleep," said Yamcha.
"You f***en liar, Chou-zu," said Tien as he starts beating up Yamcha.
"Why did you have to kill yourself again?" said Gohan as CMG comes to him. Krillin was in the meantime *ahem* taking care of #18.
"Hey Gohan," said CMG as she brings out a little doll. "Look what I got?"
"Daddy?" said Gohan.
"Yep," said CMG as she starts moving it around. "This is your daddy..."
"Yeah," said Gohan as CMG brings out an older version of Gohan doll.
"...and this is you in about seven years," said CMG. "He's going to come back someday."
"You really think so?" said Gohan.
"Well duh!" said CMG. "And when he returns, he's going to meet your little brother."
"My brother?" said Gohan.
"Too much information!" said Piccolo. "You know that Chi-chi doesn't know that yet!"
"Hey! It's my fanfic, so shut-up!" said CMG.
"What will he look like?" said Gohan.
"Like your daddy," said CMG.
"Oh," said Gohan. "Can I have the dolls?"
"No, I have to return them to Johnny's Toys," said CMG. "I "borrowed" them."
"Thief!" said Piccolo.
"Well, I guess we can go home now," said Gohan as they get ready to leave.
Just then, the winds pick up and something arrives and shoots an energy blast at Trunks. He falls over, half-dead.
"No, my son!" cried Vegeta. "We just started bonding! I was going to get him a football so we could play in the backyard!"
"What?!" said everyone except CMG and Cell.
"I mean, I'm glad that gay brat is dead," said Vegeta.
"Oy," said CMG.
"You like him, don't you," said Gohan. "Admit it!"
"No," said Vegeta.
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CMG: Well, this ends another chapter.
K. Vegeta: So, we get to possess everyone else this time?
Bardock: What's the Chicken Dance?
Everyone: (face vault)
CMG: Well, it's...
Gohan: So, my dad's dead, Cell's alive, and Trunks is dead? What's going to happen to me?
Bardock: Well, I think he's going to destroy the Earth if you don't do anything about it.
Gohan:What?!
CMG: Hey! I got to clean my room! Aren't you guys about done?
Everyone: Yes.
CMG: Good. On the next episode of The Young and The Senseless:
(scene starts in the Other World...)
Goku: Come on, Gohan! You can't give up!
(cut down to Earth...)
Gohan: What's the use? I can't do anything with only one arm. And besides, Vegeta's probably half-dead and...
(back in the Other World...)
Goku: Listen Gohan, I am tired of this bull s***! If you don't kill Cell, I will haunt you for the rest of your life.
King Kai: How can you do that if he's going to be dead like you?
Goku: I have my ways.
(scene ends)
CMG: Bye-bye, everyone! I still got 4 days until I have to go back to school, so I'll update before then!
CMG: (laughs insanely) You are stuck within a dimention where no one can hear you scream. I am the author of this insane story and will torment all of you to death with corny jokes. (coughs) Sorry. I couldn't help myself. As you know, if I owned DB/Z/GT, I would be rich and stuff. Anyway, on the last episode of The Young and the Senseless, Bardock and King Vegeta finally possess Gohan and cause havoc. Goku realizes this and was confident that they couldn't possess Gohan very well.
Goku: Well if they're possessing you, they should have a weaker grip with your powers.
K. Vegeta: Or so you think. (blasts Goku)
With Vegeta really angry and Cell getting the s*** beat out of him, what will happen today? Find out!
*~*~*~*~*~*~*
(-WARNING: MINDLESS CELL AND Z-FIGHTER BASHING INTENDED. PLEASE REFRAIN FROM FLAMING UNTIL THE END OF THE CHAPTER. I REPEAT, PLEASE DO NOT FLAME UNTIL THE END OF THE CHAPTER IF THIS ONE SUCKS. THANK YOU. DRIVE THRU.-)
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"So what are you afraid of Cell," said Gohan as Cell cowers in a corner. "Isn't this what you wanted?"
"Y-yes!" said Cell as he lunges at Gohan and manages to grab him.
"Gohan!" cried Goku.
"Hmph! You shouldn't have grabbed me," said Gohan as he immediately beats Cell to a pulp and he returns to his little corner. "I wasn't done yet. As I was saying, I warned you. I told you what would happen if you pushed me too far, but you didn't listen. You forced me to awaken my hidden power. But now that you've seen it, you are afraid. Because you know that I'm going to destroy you!"
"Uh-huh," said Cell as he flies up into the sky. "Well if you're going to destroy me, brat, then I dare you! If not, you'll die! Ka... me..."
"Oh s***!" said Krillin. "Gohan's gone and doomed us all!"
*Why do you say that,* said Bardock inside Krillin's mind.
"Wha-?" said Krillin as he felt himself starting to do the Chicken Dance.
"Bwahaha!" said Vegeta as he laughs at Krillin's stupidity.
*Hello, son,* said King Vegeta inside Vegeta's head.
"D*** you father! How dare you touch your royal hands on my body?" said Vegeta.
"O-kay," said Goku. "I think everyone here has officially gone insane."
*Oh really?* said an unknown voice inside Goku's head.
"Wha-?" said Goku as he starts shaking his head. "Who are you?"
*Funny you should ask,* said the voice. *I'm you.*
"Kakarot?" said Goku.
*No you dip s***, I'm the Fairy Godmother,* said Kakarot. *Of course it's me!*
"D*** you," said Goku.
*Well, that means you're doing it to yourself, too!* said Kakarot.
"You're sick," said Goku.
"...me... ha..." continued Cell.
"We're all going to die!" said Mr. Satan as he began to run around in circles. "We're all going to-"
Piccolo knocks out Mr. Satan and dresses him up in a drag before he gives him back to his so-called "fans". He then smirks and laughs insanely.
"HA!!!!" cried Cell as the energy blast comes at Gohan.
"Ah!" cried Tien. "Chou-zu!"
"Yes Tien?" said Chou-zu's voice from Yamcha.
"This story is really starting to get f***ed up!" said Tien.
"I guess I'm the only one in this story who hasn't gone insane," said Trunks as he strikes some goofy poses. "Look at my sexy bo... what?!"
*Guess again, ape s***!* said Freeza's voice inside Trunks' head.
"NOOOO!!!!" cries Trunks. "Anyone but Freeza!"
" Bibi-di!" cried Bardock inside Krillin's body. "You said that we get to have fun!"
*Oh, so I said, didn't I?* said Bibi-di's voice across the stadium. *Well, I lied. I wanted to have more fun!*
"Curse you to hell!" said King Vegeta in Vegeta's body. "Oh wait. You're in hell. Silly me!"
"Ka... me... ha... me... HA!!!" cried Gohan finally he fires a blast that envelopes Cell's blast and burns off half, if not one-third of his body.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Meanwhile, a line of bad guys that show up in the movies are lined up outside the Cell Stadium. From movies 2-9, these villians who were threating the Earth were waiting in a line due to CMG's orders.
"Ah come on," said Cooler already in his fifth form. "I'm supposed to be fighting Goku right now to avenge my brother's death. I am the master of the universe! I am the..."
"Yeah, yeah buddy," said CMG. "I know, but you're not on the list."
"Can you make any exceptions?" said Cooler.
"Nope, now go home," said CMG as Cooler de-transforms back to his fourth form and leaves. "Next?"
*~*~*~*~*~*~*
"Ungh!" said Cell as he floats there hurt from his limbs being burned off. "Now I know how Piccolo feels."
"Eww!" said Piccolo. "You gay b******!"
"Gohan, aren't you going to finish him off?" said Goku.
"No," said Gohan. "I want to toy with him some more."
"But Gohan, I don't want to be here!" whines Goku. "Please? He's going to regenerate and stuff."
"Too late," said Cell as he grows back his right arm, both of his legs, and a part of his head that got burned off. "Now it's time for you to get hurt for burning my perfect body."
"Hey! No one's perfect!" said Gohan.
"He wishes he can be perfect," said Vegeta. "Oh wait. Bad idea."
Cell lands on the ground and starts trying to hit Gohan, but he manages to dodge every blow. He powers up to be bulkier and still couldn't hit Gohan. Just then, Cooler manages to crash the gate with his giant spaceship and manages to storm in on the fight.
"Now, Saiya-jin, prepare to be squ-" but Cooler was cut short when CMG instantly appears out of nowhere and grabs him by one of his horns and drags him off.
"I told you that this isn't your fight, now begone!" said CMG as she throws Cooler into the sun where he gets destroyed, or so we thought.
"Ha!" said Metal Cooler as he returns. "I have an army that will take over Namek!"
"Ah shut-up!" said CMG as she fires the Spirit Bomb that she was going to use on Cell at the evil planet sucking space cruiser on Namek. Metal Cooler croaks.
"Yay," said the Z-Fighters flatly.
"Now, who else wants to die?" said CMG as she puts her hands in a familiar pose as the other villians run off.
"Well, can I please strike Cell now?" said Gohan.
"Just a minute," said CMG as she gives Krillin a blanket. "Okay."
Gohan hits Cell and he throws up #18. Everyone is grossed out and pukes all over the battlefield. After that, Krillin goes and gets #18 and wraps her inside a blanket.
"No wonder Cell managed to make those kids!" said Krillin. "He had #18's body within him the entire time!"
Everyone pukes again and Cell reverts to his second form (the one he was in after he absorbed #17). He tries to hit Gohan, but misses.
"HA!" said Gohan as he stands there cocky.
"No matter, you might have won the battle, but you've lost the war," said Cell as he begins to grow big. "I am going to destroy this planet!"
"No!" cried Gohan as he falls to the ground. "I can't..."
*Geez, this sucks,* said Kakarot.
"Shut-up," said Goku.
*Oh great, you're really going to-* said Kakarot.
"Yep," said Goku.
"Huh?" said Krillin. "Why did you say, 'yep'?"
"Oh no, he wouldn't-" said Trunks.
"*He would*" said everyone.
"Bye, guys," said Goku as he teleports.
"Nooooo!!!!!!" cried Krillin as he tries to stop him as a badly colored drawing of the Z-Fighters is shown.
"Only 10 more sec- what?!" said Cell as Goku grabs on to Cell's belly.
"Daddy?!" said Gohan.
"Listen son, I'm very proud of you," said Goku. "I'm sorry that I have to die again. Take care of your mother, okay?"
"No!" said Gohan.
"I'm sorry, Gohan," said CMG.
"Goku!" said Piccolo.
Goku teleports him and Cell off of the Earth as Gohan tries to stop them.
"Dad! You b******! Why!" said Gohan.
"Goku! You idiot!" said Krillin as the reaction of every Z-Fighter is shown as well as the bad guys who are all happy.
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"Ah! NO GOKU! That's a very bad Goku!" said King Kai as Bubbles starts swinging Gregory around like crazy.
"Hi," said Goku. "Sorry I didn't call."
"Goku, take Cell of my f***en planet this instant," said King Kai.
"But-" said Goku.
"AHHHHHH!" cried Cell he explodes, destroying everyone, including King Kai's planet. All that was left after the planet was destroyed was millions of rocks and stuff.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Back on Earth, all of the bad guys were celebrating by having beer and food, except for Dr. Willow. He was being the DJ for the party. All of the Z-Fighters were crying as Gohan looked across the desert.
"No," said Gohan as the tears stung his eyes. "DADDY!"
"DADDY... DADDY... DADDY..." echoed the desert.
"Shut-up!" said Vegeta.
"Sorry... sorry... sorry..." said the desert.
"That was disturbing," said Yamcha.
"Hey, where's Chou-zu?" said Tien.
"I guess he's no longer asleep," said Yamcha.
"You f***en liar, Chou-zu," said Tien as he starts beating up Yamcha.
"Why did you have to kill yourself again?" said Gohan as CMG comes to him. Krillin was in the meantime *ahem* taking care of #18.
"Hey Gohan," said CMG as she brings out a little doll. "Look what I got?"
"Daddy?" said Gohan.
"Yep," said CMG as she starts moving it around. "This is your daddy..."
"Yeah," said Gohan as CMG brings out an older version of Gohan doll.
"...and this is you in about seven years," said CMG. "He's going to come back someday."
"You really think so?" said Gohan.
"Well duh!" said CMG. "And when he returns, he's going to meet your little brother."
"My brother?" said Gohan.
"Too much information!" said Piccolo. "You know that Chi-chi doesn't know that yet!"
"Hey! It's my fanfic, so shut-up!" said CMG.
"What will he look like?" said Gohan.
"Like your daddy," said CMG.
"Oh," said Gohan. "Can I have the dolls?"
"No, I have to return them to Johnny's Toys," said CMG. "I "borrowed" them."
"Thief!" said Piccolo.
"Well, I guess we can go home now," said Gohan as they get ready to leave.
Just then, the winds pick up and something arrives and shoots an energy blast at Trunks. He falls over, half-dead.
"No, my son!" cried Vegeta. "We just started bonding! I was going to get him a football so we could play in the backyard!"
"What?!" said everyone except CMG and Cell.
"I mean, I'm glad that gay brat is dead," said Vegeta.
"Oy," said CMG.
"You like him, don't you," said Gohan. "Admit it!"
"No," said Vegeta.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*
CMG: Well, this ends another chapter.
K. Vegeta: So, we get to possess everyone else this time?
Bardock: What's the Chicken Dance?
Everyone: (face vault)
CMG: Well, it's...
Gohan: So, my dad's dead, Cell's alive, and Trunks is dead? What's going to happen to me?
Bardock: Well, I think he's going to destroy the Earth if you don't do anything about it.
Gohan:What?!
CMG: Hey! I got to clean my room! Aren't you guys about done?
Everyone: Yes.
CMG: Good. On the next episode of The Young and The Senseless:
(scene starts in the Other World...)
Goku: Come on, Gohan! You can't give up!
(cut down to Earth...)
Gohan: What's the use? I can't do anything with only one arm. And besides, Vegeta's probably half-dead and...
(back in the Other World...)
Goku: Listen Gohan, I am tired of this bull s***! If you don't kill Cell, I will haunt you for the rest of your life.
King Kai: How can you do that if he's going to be dead like you?
Goku: I have my ways.
(scene ends)
CMG: Bye-bye, everyone! I still got 4 days until I have to go back to school, so I'll update before then!
