More Fighting and Gohan's Determination
CMG: Hee, hee, hee. College rocks. After going to school for about 10 weeks (minus winter break) and get a week off before next term, it's worth it. Hee, hee. Too bad I have to catch up on other things though. I guess that's the breaks, but that doesn't mean I can finish this story. Like usual, I don't own, so don't sue. Okay. Last time, everyone gets their round of possessions, except Cell, who's a major pain in the a** and doesn't deserve to get possessed by anyone. Gohan fails to finish off Cell and Goku dies again. Then, Cell returns, kills Trunks, and Vegeta argues with Gohan.
Vegeta: I'm glad that gay brat is dead.
CMG: Oy!
Gohan: You like him. Admit it!
Vegeta: No.
CMG: Will Vegeta ever admit his love to Trunks, his only gay a** son from the future? Will Gohan ever kill Cell? Will I ever get a chance to actually finish this before I go back to Cincinnati State (college)? Find out today on The Young and the Senseless.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*
"Um, Vegeta," said Gohan, "what's wrong?"
"You're right," said Vegeta. "I do love my son. He was my pride and joy."
"Really... dad...?" said Trunks before he coughs up blood.
"Trunks, save your strength," said Tien as he and Yamcha run to him.
"Dad... I... I... lo... love... yo... you... too..." said Trunks as he dies.
"Ah, how sentimental," said Cell.
"Shut-up," said Gohan as he goes SSJ2 again.
"Aren't you ever going to stop doing that?" said Cell.
"Doing what?" said Gohan.
"That," said Cell.
"Well, I'm just charging up!" said Gohan.
'My son,' thought Vegeta as he looks at him. 'He is so beautiful and full of life. While that arrogant, self sacrificing b******, Kakarot risked his life to kill that f***en gay a** w**** that's still not dead? D*** him! D*** HIM! I WILL KILL HIM!'
*Why son,* said King Vegeta, *I never thought you would think that way. Especially towards your half-breed son.*
'D*** you father,' thought Vegeta. 'This is your fault.'
*You know, I did disown you when your "mate" had that brat completely,* said King Vegeta.
'I hate you!' thought Vegeta. Then he screamed. "AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"
"What?!" said Piccolo as Vegeta flies at Cell, transforming into a Super Saiya-jin on his way.
Vegeta fires a huge blast at Cell, and starts firing more blasts as he goes wild. The bad guys who were partying until Cell returned were in the stands watching the fight as soda jerks walk around with snacks.
"Kakarot," said Brolly.
"Right away," said the soda jerk as he hands him some popcorn.
"This is rather dull," said #13.
"Yeah, but what are you going to do," said Bojack. "I have dibs on the half-breed after this show is over."
"No, I do," said Cooler who somehow came back after being thrown into the sun.
"No me," said Lord Slug as the bad guys get into a slug fest of their own.
"Fine, we'll settle this the old fashion way," said Dr. Willow as the slug fest stops. "We'll play Russian Roulette."
"Wait," said Turles, "you're a machine."
"Yeah, so?" said Dr. Willow.
"Think about it, dumb a**," said Paragus. "You'd be able to take the bullet while the others can't!"
"I got an idea!" said Turles.
"Tell us!" said #14.
"What if all of us, including Cell all join together and take over the universe with my Tree of Might?" said Turles.
"Oh, so your cousin can destroy it with a Spirit Bomb?" said #15. "I don't agree with that idea."
"Yeah," said Super #13.
"Hey, you don't exist until you absorb us!" said #14 and #15.
"Well, I just changed into it since I was bored," said Super #13.
"Okay, whoever wins an all-out battle shall get to fight Gohan," said Paragus. "Agreed?"
"Fine," said all of the bad guys as they go into an all-out fight. Hockey referees try to stop them, but get seriously injured in the process.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*
"(huff) (huff)" said Vegeta. "That will show you a thing or two about killing my future son, you gay a**, homosexual f***en idiot!" (I couldn't think of any good insults, so this is all I can do.)
"Heh," said Cell as he comes out of the smoke. "Lesson number one: Never think that the enemy is dead because all you can see is smoke."
Cell pounds Vegeta into the ground really hard. His face digs a trench as the Z-Fighters wince. The bad guys in the stands cheer while they continue their all-out fight.
"Vegeta! You idiot!" said Krillin.
"You said that about Goku!" said Tien.
"Yeah, but he should know better!" said Krillin.
"Lesson two: You will DIE!" said Cell.
"No!" cried Gohan as he flies to defend Vegeta and gets hurt.
"Gohan! You idiot!" said Krillin.
"Okay, you're going to die now," said Tien as he prepares to blast Krillin with the Tri-Blast Attack. (Or whatever the hell it is. I forget what it's called.)
"Eep!" cried Krillin as he flees like the chicken he is.
"It's a pity," said Cell as he lands on the ground. "I killed two birds with one stone. Of course, I was going to kill Gohan anyway."
Gohan's eyes snapped open as he tries to drag himself off of the ground, but had trouble since his left arm was broken. He got up very slowly and stood, clenching his fist.
"No Gohan! That's a very bad Gohan!" said Piccolo. "Down!"
"Shut-up Piccolo," said Gohan. "I'm not a dog!"
"Hmph! How cute!" said Cell. "Too bad this touching moment is going to be your last one! Now I will talk about my life again for the umpteenth time since I have nothing better to do than to threaten not only this world, but the universe!"
"I'm getting really tired of you telling your stories over and over again," said Gohan. "It's putting the audience asleep!"
"I know, but it adds suspense!" said Cell as he went on telling his story again.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*
"You know Goku, I am tired of you always bringing nothing but trouble on Earth!" said King Kai as he hits Goku with his famous hammer. (Bang!) "First, you disobey me when you promised not to go above a double Kaioken." He hits Goku on the head. (Bang!)
"But Vegeta was really strong!" said Goku as he gets hit on the head again. (Bang!)
"Then, you disobeyed me when you went to fight Freeza," said King Kai. (Bang!) "You took forever to make the Spirit Bomb!" (Bang!)
"Freeza was really strong and gay!" said Goku. "He came close to raping my son, killing Vegeta, Dende, Krillin, and almost killing Piccolo again."
"Around the time your cousin arrived, you disobeyed me by using the Kaioken x10 attack!" (Bang!) said King Kai.
"But that was just a stupid movie!" said Goku.
"Yeah so?" said King Kai.
"It was a pointless movie!" said Goku. "I mean, 'Look at me! I have a giant Tree of Might and I'm going to use it to take all of the planet's energy so I can grow some fruit that makes me super strong! Oh no! My cousin's got a Spirit Bomb and is going to kill me with it! But I manage to defeat him and laugh at him from up in my Tree of-'"
"ENOUGH!" yelled King Kai as he whacks Goku with the hammer again. (Bang!) "Then, you asked for the planet for help when you were facing Lord Slug." (Bang!)
"When was this?" said Goku.
"A week after you got back from Namek and went False Super Saiya-jin," said King Kai.
"Wait, I remember now," said Goku. "That movie sucked. I mean, 'Look! I'm a pure evil Namek that Piccolo never was and I'm going to freeze the Earth with my thick cloud machine! Oh no! A little boy's whistling is hurting my ears and Piccolo is giving his energy to a False Super Saiya-jin! Oh woe as me!' (Bang!) Stop that!"
"Then, you fight Cooler about two weeks after that (Bang!) and then fight him 6 months later on Namek without using my Kaioken attack or Spirit Bomb!" said King Kai.
"Yeah, but can you please stop now?" said Goku. "I'm getting a headache and I need to encourage my son!"
"Oh yeah," said King Kai as he puts his hammer away.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*
"...and with Goku's cells within my body, I learned how to do Instant Transmission to come back here," said Cell as the Z-Fighters, who got bored with his story were all asleep on the ground. The bad guys long ago fallen asleep due to this story and were no longer fighting. "Hey! Aren't you listening?"
"No," said CMG who was yawning. "You really like to talk about your life story to everyone you meet, don't you?"
"Fine, Miss Smarty Pants, I'll tell it again," said Cell as CMG screams. "A long while after Goku died of the heart virus and Dr. Gero started to..."
"I'M NOT LISTENING!" cries CMG as she covers her ears. "YOU REALLY NEED A LIFE!"
"FINE! THEN I'LL KILL YOUR PRECIOUS GOHAN!" yells Cell as Gohan bolts back on his feet as well as the other Z-Fighters. The bad guys wake up and watch the fight.
"Dad, I'm sorry," said Gohan. "This is all of my fault."
"Once I destroy this planet, I'll destroy the universe!" cries Cell.
'So, this is it,' thought Gohan as the scene got really tense.
Suddenly, above the Earth, a cow jumps over the moon and Gundams fight in outer space. They destroy Uranus, which somehow managed to pull itself back together and continue to orbit normally. A small light is seen on the horizon of the Earth as a voice speaks.
*Are you kidding? Are you really going to give up to this b******?* said the voice.
The scene returns to Gohan, who hears the voice and starts looking around.
*Well, that's a pity.* continued the voice.
"Dad? Is that you? Where are you and why can't I see you?" said Gohan.
The 'camera' switches to Goku in the other world with his hand on King Kai's back. His hands are cuffed together as Bubbles chirps. Gregory just floats there.
"No, it's Bardock possessing you again. NOT! Well, to answer your first question, I'm dead you flaming idiot and I'm in the other world thanks to you," said Goku.
"......" said King Kai as Bubbles makes some more annoying sounds.
"Come on Gohan!" said Goku. "You can't give up!"
The 'camera' returns to Gohan, who's in a navy blue background.
"What's the use?" said Gohan. "I can't do anything with one arm. And besides, Vegeta's probably half-dead and..."
The scene changes again as we see Goku, fuming angry.
"Listen Gohan," said Goku, "I am tired of this bull s***! If you don't kill Cell, then I will haunt you for the rest of your life."
"How can you do that if he's going to be dead like you?" said King Kai.
"I have my ways," said Goku. "Now kill him!"
The scene changes back to Gohan who's now standing in a museum for a background with the Mona Lisa behind him as Piccolo looks at this in a strange way.
'That woman looks kind of sexy," thought Piccolo. 'Who is she?'
"Hey! What's going on? Am I seeing the Mona Lisa?" said Krillin.
"Look! I think the world's shifted completely out of control!" said Cell.
"Whoa! This is crazy!" said Yamcha. "I'm not even sure if I want to fight after this!" (And he did give up fighting thankfully.)
"As I was saying dad," said Gohan, "how am I supposed to use my only arm with half of my energy?"
"Oh yeah," said Krillin as he reads his script. "Hey Gohan! Snap out of it man!"
"Yes!" said Cell. "I've driven him insane! Call the men in white coats!"
"After what Goku did to them, they would be crazy to capture Gohan," said CMG.
*You're dense, aren't you?* said Goku. *He's scaring you so you don't believe in your power. Don't let him do it, okay?*
"Right dad," said Gohan. "I'll fight him with this one arm, and with your signature attack."
Other world again...
"And don't worry," said Goku. "I'm going to have a lot of fun up here with King Kai."
"You are sick, aren't you Goku?" said King Kai as he tries to get his mallet from Gregory who was using it to try and hit some dead football players running across the clouds with it.
Earth again... (I'm getting tired of the scene changes)
"Dad, it's my fault that I killed you earlier," said Gohan. "If I would have killed Cell sooner you would..."
Other World... (okay, after Goku speaks, we're on Earth again)
"Yeah, but the hell with it," said Goku. "I'll be back in the next season, so don't worry. If you have to blame anyone for my death, blame Cell. Make that b****** pay for all that he's done!"
Earth... (d***!)
"I will," said Gohan as he charges up.
"What?!" said Freeza inside Trunks' body.
"Okay, we're not going there," said Piccolo as he blasts Trunks' body with another attack.
"Ka... me... ha... me..." said Gohan as he pulls his right arm back into the attack.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*
"(gasp!)" said Dende.
"Is there something wrong Dende?" said Mr. Popo.
"You bet there is," said Dende. "I'm with a fat black man miles above the Earth as their so-called guardian, barely will have any role in the series in the future, and will eventually have to deal with a pink blob named Buu."
"How do you know this?" said Mr. Popo.
"Because I'm possessing him!" said Bardock as he chases Mr. Popo around on the Lookout. "D***! He doesn't know how to use energy blasts! Oh well. I'll just beat him senseless with this stick!"
"Ah! Kami!" cries Mr. Popo as he runs being chased by Dende/Bardock.
"That's the kid's name, don't wear it out!" said Bardock. (Couldn't resist doing that while I still had the opportunity!)
*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Dust flies, Mr. Satan and his pathic friends fly, and everyone else is holding on to rocks because Garlic Jr. opened the Dead Zone again. He stands there very p***ed off at Gohan, but when Gohan glares at Garlic Jr., he screams and flees into the Dead Zone once more by himself. After that, Gohan turns his attention back to Cell.
"...me..." cried Gohan.
'This is getting old,' thought Cell.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*
"Please, please let my Gohan be okay! Please don't let him die, Kami!" cried Chi-chi.
"He won't," said Ox-King. "He'll be fine!"
"You are in deep s***, dad!" said Chi-chi as she pulls out her bazooka and aims it at her father.
"AHHHHH!" cried Ox-King as he runs away.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*
"Now! Die!" cried Cell as he unleashes his Kamehame Wave first.
"HA!" cries Gohan.
"HA! HA!" echoed the desert.
"Shut-up!" said Vegeta.
"Sorry! Sorry!" said the desert.
"Everyone, get out of here NOW!" cried CMG as the Z-Fighters follow CMG to a cliffside.
The bad guys flee to the stands farther back as the old ones that they were originally fighting on were destroyed. The blasts were digging into the Earth as Gohan and Cell's beams collided and started pushing on each other. As the Z-Fighters watch, King Vegeta was about to make things a bit more interesting. He possesses Piccolo and makes him willing to fight.
"I'm going to help Gohan!" cried Piccolo as he goes out on to the battlefield.
*Do Gohan's favorite attack,* said King Vegeta.
'Okay I... wait,' thought Piccolo. 'You're possessing me, aren't you?'
*No, just playing with your mind,* said King Vegeta.
'Now I know why Vegeta hates you,' thought Piccolo.
*Whatever,* said King Vegeta as he unpossesses Piccolo.
"Masenko-ha!" cried Piccolo as he fires at Cell.
"Argh! You want to die early, hm?" said Cell as he fires a blast from his wings from his back. (Okay, question time and be honest. Why does Cell have those wings if he knows how to fly? I mean, come on! I know he can use them to manuver, but he knows how to fly with his energy, right?)
"AHHH!" cried Piccolo as he gets shot by electricity.
"I'm glad I absorbed that kid's little electric mouse," said Cell. (No offense to you Pokemon fans out there, but personally, I hated that rodent after awhile.)
"Piccolo!" cried Gohan as he cries again, adding more energy to his attack.
"Yes, Gohan, keep going!" said Piccolo.
'Good Piccolo,' thought Vegeta on a mountain by himself. 'Very good, boy!'
*You just didn't call me a dog, didn't you?* said Piccolo's voice inside Vegeta's head.
*Yes,* said Vegeta.
*You owe me a fight later on,* said Piccolo.
*Anytime, Namek!* said Vegeta.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*
CMG: Thus, ends another chapter at around 2 in the morning. Geez! I'm glad I have classes around 10 next term or else I'll have a field day getting out of bed around 6:30 in the morning like the last two terms! That's what you get for having to take math around 8 in the morning!
Goku: CMG, after this series, do you think you can stop writing these stories?
Bardock: What's the fun in that?
King Vegeta: Yeah.
Goku: Well for one, you two. And another...
CMG: I would lose my fans. But no biggie. I can do something far more interesting. (insane laugher)
Goku: Um, you're freaking me out!
CMG: That's the plan. Anyway, no scenes from the next episode since the next one's going to be a big surprise with a grand ending worth your time, if not your money. Thank you, come again. Bye-bye!
CMG: Hee, hee, hee. College rocks. After going to school for about 10 weeks (minus winter break) and get a week off before next term, it's worth it. Hee, hee. Too bad I have to catch up on other things though. I guess that's the breaks, but that doesn't mean I can finish this story. Like usual, I don't own, so don't sue. Okay. Last time, everyone gets their round of possessions, except Cell, who's a major pain in the a** and doesn't deserve to get possessed by anyone. Gohan fails to finish off Cell and Goku dies again. Then, Cell returns, kills Trunks, and Vegeta argues with Gohan.
Vegeta: I'm glad that gay brat is dead.
CMG: Oy!
Gohan: You like him. Admit it!
Vegeta: No.
CMG: Will Vegeta ever admit his love to Trunks, his only gay a** son from the future? Will Gohan ever kill Cell? Will I ever get a chance to actually finish this before I go back to Cincinnati State (college)? Find out today on The Young and the Senseless.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*
"Um, Vegeta," said Gohan, "what's wrong?"
"You're right," said Vegeta. "I do love my son. He was my pride and joy."
"Really... dad...?" said Trunks before he coughs up blood.
"Trunks, save your strength," said Tien as he and Yamcha run to him.
"Dad... I... I... lo... love... yo... you... too..." said Trunks as he dies.
"Ah, how sentimental," said Cell.
"Shut-up," said Gohan as he goes SSJ2 again.
"Aren't you ever going to stop doing that?" said Cell.
"Doing what?" said Gohan.
"That," said Cell.
"Well, I'm just charging up!" said Gohan.
'My son,' thought Vegeta as he looks at him. 'He is so beautiful and full of life. While that arrogant, self sacrificing b******, Kakarot risked his life to kill that f***en gay a** w**** that's still not dead? D*** him! D*** HIM! I WILL KILL HIM!'
*Why son,* said King Vegeta, *I never thought you would think that way. Especially towards your half-breed son.*
'D*** you father,' thought Vegeta. 'This is your fault.'
*You know, I did disown you when your "mate" had that brat completely,* said King Vegeta.
'I hate you!' thought Vegeta. Then he screamed. "AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"
"What?!" said Piccolo as Vegeta flies at Cell, transforming into a Super Saiya-jin on his way.
Vegeta fires a huge blast at Cell, and starts firing more blasts as he goes wild. The bad guys who were partying until Cell returned were in the stands watching the fight as soda jerks walk around with snacks.
"Kakarot," said Brolly.
"Right away," said the soda jerk as he hands him some popcorn.
"This is rather dull," said #13.
"Yeah, but what are you going to do," said Bojack. "I have dibs on the half-breed after this show is over."
"No, I do," said Cooler who somehow came back after being thrown into the sun.
"No me," said Lord Slug as the bad guys get into a slug fest of their own.
"Fine, we'll settle this the old fashion way," said Dr. Willow as the slug fest stops. "We'll play Russian Roulette."
"Wait," said Turles, "you're a machine."
"Yeah, so?" said Dr. Willow.
"Think about it, dumb a**," said Paragus. "You'd be able to take the bullet while the others can't!"
"I got an idea!" said Turles.
"Tell us!" said #14.
"What if all of us, including Cell all join together and take over the universe with my Tree of Might?" said Turles.
"Oh, so your cousin can destroy it with a Spirit Bomb?" said #15. "I don't agree with that idea."
"Yeah," said Super #13.
"Hey, you don't exist until you absorb us!" said #14 and #15.
"Well, I just changed into it since I was bored," said Super #13.
"Okay, whoever wins an all-out battle shall get to fight Gohan," said Paragus. "Agreed?"
"Fine," said all of the bad guys as they go into an all-out fight. Hockey referees try to stop them, but get seriously injured in the process.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*
"(huff) (huff)" said Vegeta. "That will show you a thing or two about killing my future son, you gay a**, homosexual f***en idiot!" (I couldn't think of any good insults, so this is all I can do.)
"Heh," said Cell as he comes out of the smoke. "Lesson number one: Never think that the enemy is dead because all you can see is smoke."
Cell pounds Vegeta into the ground really hard. His face digs a trench as the Z-Fighters wince. The bad guys in the stands cheer while they continue their all-out fight.
"Vegeta! You idiot!" said Krillin.
"You said that about Goku!" said Tien.
"Yeah, but he should know better!" said Krillin.
"Lesson two: You will DIE!" said Cell.
"No!" cried Gohan as he flies to defend Vegeta and gets hurt.
"Gohan! You idiot!" said Krillin.
"Okay, you're going to die now," said Tien as he prepares to blast Krillin with the Tri-Blast Attack. (Or whatever the hell it is. I forget what it's called.)
"Eep!" cried Krillin as he flees like the chicken he is.
"It's a pity," said Cell as he lands on the ground. "I killed two birds with one stone. Of course, I was going to kill Gohan anyway."
Gohan's eyes snapped open as he tries to drag himself off of the ground, but had trouble since his left arm was broken. He got up very slowly and stood, clenching his fist.
"No Gohan! That's a very bad Gohan!" said Piccolo. "Down!"
"Shut-up Piccolo," said Gohan. "I'm not a dog!"
"Hmph! How cute!" said Cell. "Too bad this touching moment is going to be your last one! Now I will talk about my life again for the umpteenth time since I have nothing better to do than to threaten not only this world, but the universe!"
"I'm getting really tired of you telling your stories over and over again," said Gohan. "It's putting the audience asleep!"
"I know, but it adds suspense!" said Cell as he went on telling his story again.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*
"You know Goku, I am tired of you always bringing nothing but trouble on Earth!" said King Kai as he hits Goku with his famous hammer. (Bang!) "First, you disobey me when you promised not to go above a double Kaioken." He hits Goku on the head. (Bang!)
"But Vegeta was really strong!" said Goku as he gets hit on the head again. (Bang!)
"Then, you disobeyed me when you went to fight Freeza," said King Kai. (Bang!) "You took forever to make the Spirit Bomb!" (Bang!)
"Freeza was really strong and gay!" said Goku. "He came close to raping my son, killing Vegeta, Dende, Krillin, and almost killing Piccolo again."
"Around the time your cousin arrived, you disobeyed me by using the Kaioken x10 attack!" (Bang!) said King Kai.
"But that was just a stupid movie!" said Goku.
"Yeah so?" said King Kai.
"It was a pointless movie!" said Goku. "I mean, 'Look at me! I have a giant Tree of Might and I'm going to use it to take all of the planet's energy so I can grow some fruit that makes me super strong! Oh no! My cousin's got a Spirit Bomb and is going to kill me with it! But I manage to defeat him and laugh at him from up in my Tree of-'"
"ENOUGH!" yelled King Kai as he whacks Goku with the hammer again. (Bang!) "Then, you asked for the planet for help when you were facing Lord Slug." (Bang!)
"When was this?" said Goku.
"A week after you got back from Namek and went False Super Saiya-jin," said King Kai.
"Wait, I remember now," said Goku. "That movie sucked. I mean, 'Look! I'm a pure evil Namek that Piccolo never was and I'm going to freeze the Earth with my thick cloud machine! Oh no! A little boy's whistling is hurting my ears and Piccolo is giving his energy to a False Super Saiya-jin! Oh woe as me!' (Bang!) Stop that!"
"Then, you fight Cooler about two weeks after that (Bang!) and then fight him 6 months later on Namek without using my Kaioken attack or Spirit Bomb!" said King Kai.
"Yeah, but can you please stop now?" said Goku. "I'm getting a headache and I need to encourage my son!"
"Oh yeah," said King Kai as he puts his hammer away.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*
"...and with Goku's cells within my body, I learned how to do Instant Transmission to come back here," said Cell as the Z-Fighters, who got bored with his story were all asleep on the ground. The bad guys long ago fallen asleep due to this story and were no longer fighting. "Hey! Aren't you listening?"
"No," said CMG who was yawning. "You really like to talk about your life story to everyone you meet, don't you?"
"Fine, Miss Smarty Pants, I'll tell it again," said Cell as CMG screams. "A long while after Goku died of the heart virus and Dr. Gero started to..."
"I'M NOT LISTENING!" cries CMG as she covers her ears. "YOU REALLY NEED A LIFE!"
"FINE! THEN I'LL KILL YOUR PRECIOUS GOHAN!" yells Cell as Gohan bolts back on his feet as well as the other Z-Fighters. The bad guys wake up and watch the fight.
"Dad, I'm sorry," said Gohan. "This is all of my fault."
"Once I destroy this planet, I'll destroy the universe!" cries Cell.
'So, this is it,' thought Gohan as the scene got really tense.
Suddenly, above the Earth, a cow jumps over the moon and Gundams fight in outer space. They destroy Uranus, which somehow managed to pull itself back together and continue to orbit normally. A small light is seen on the horizon of the Earth as a voice speaks.
*Are you kidding? Are you really going to give up to this b******?* said the voice.
The scene returns to Gohan, who hears the voice and starts looking around.
*Well, that's a pity.* continued the voice.
"Dad? Is that you? Where are you and why can't I see you?" said Gohan.
The 'camera' switches to Goku in the other world with his hand on King Kai's back. His hands are cuffed together as Bubbles chirps. Gregory just floats there.
"No, it's Bardock possessing you again. NOT! Well, to answer your first question, I'm dead you flaming idiot and I'm in the other world thanks to you," said Goku.
"......" said King Kai as Bubbles makes some more annoying sounds.
"Come on Gohan!" said Goku. "You can't give up!"
The 'camera' returns to Gohan, who's in a navy blue background.
"What's the use?" said Gohan. "I can't do anything with one arm. And besides, Vegeta's probably half-dead and..."
The scene changes again as we see Goku, fuming angry.
"Listen Gohan," said Goku, "I am tired of this bull s***! If you don't kill Cell, then I will haunt you for the rest of your life."
"How can you do that if he's going to be dead like you?" said King Kai.
"I have my ways," said Goku. "Now kill him!"
The scene changes back to Gohan who's now standing in a museum for a background with the Mona Lisa behind him as Piccolo looks at this in a strange way.
'That woman looks kind of sexy," thought Piccolo. 'Who is she?'
"Hey! What's going on? Am I seeing the Mona Lisa?" said Krillin.
"Look! I think the world's shifted completely out of control!" said Cell.
"Whoa! This is crazy!" said Yamcha. "I'm not even sure if I want to fight after this!" (And he did give up fighting thankfully.)
"As I was saying dad," said Gohan, "how am I supposed to use my only arm with half of my energy?"
"Oh yeah," said Krillin as he reads his script. "Hey Gohan! Snap out of it man!"
"Yes!" said Cell. "I've driven him insane! Call the men in white coats!"
"After what Goku did to them, they would be crazy to capture Gohan," said CMG.
*You're dense, aren't you?* said Goku. *He's scaring you so you don't believe in your power. Don't let him do it, okay?*
"Right dad," said Gohan. "I'll fight him with this one arm, and with your signature attack."
Other world again...
"And don't worry," said Goku. "I'm going to have a lot of fun up here with King Kai."
"You are sick, aren't you Goku?" said King Kai as he tries to get his mallet from Gregory who was using it to try and hit some dead football players running across the clouds with it.
Earth again... (I'm getting tired of the scene changes)
"Dad, it's my fault that I killed you earlier," said Gohan. "If I would have killed Cell sooner you would..."
Other World... (okay, after Goku speaks, we're on Earth again)
"Yeah, but the hell with it," said Goku. "I'll be back in the next season, so don't worry. If you have to blame anyone for my death, blame Cell. Make that b****** pay for all that he's done!"
Earth... (d***!)
"I will," said Gohan as he charges up.
"What?!" said Freeza inside Trunks' body.
"Okay, we're not going there," said Piccolo as he blasts Trunks' body with another attack.
"Ka... me... ha... me..." said Gohan as he pulls his right arm back into the attack.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*
"(gasp!)" said Dende.
"Is there something wrong Dende?" said Mr. Popo.
"You bet there is," said Dende. "I'm with a fat black man miles above the Earth as their so-called guardian, barely will have any role in the series in the future, and will eventually have to deal with a pink blob named Buu."
"How do you know this?" said Mr. Popo.
"Because I'm possessing him!" said Bardock as he chases Mr. Popo around on the Lookout. "D***! He doesn't know how to use energy blasts! Oh well. I'll just beat him senseless with this stick!"
"Ah! Kami!" cries Mr. Popo as he runs being chased by Dende/Bardock.
"That's the kid's name, don't wear it out!" said Bardock. (Couldn't resist doing that while I still had the opportunity!)
*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Dust flies, Mr. Satan and his pathic friends fly, and everyone else is holding on to rocks because Garlic Jr. opened the Dead Zone again. He stands there very p***ed off at Gohan, but when Gohan glares at Garlic Jr., he screams and flees into the Dead Zone once more by himself. After that, Gohan turns his attention back to Cell.
"...me..." cried Gohan.
'This is getting old,' thought Cell.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*
"Please, please let my Gohan be okay! Please don't let him die, Kami!" cried Chi-chi.
"He won't," said Ox-King. "He'll be fine!"
"You are in deep s***, dad!" said Chi-chi as she pulls out her bazooka and aims it at her father.
"AHHHHH!" cried Ox-King as he runs away.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*
"Now! Die!" cried Cell as he unleashes his Kamehame Wave first.
"HA!" cries Gohan.
"HA! HA!" echoed the desert.
"Shut-up!" said Vegeta.
"Sorry! Sorry!" said the desert.
"Everyone, get out of here NOW!" cried CMG as the Z-Fighters follow CMG to a cliffside.
The bad guys flee to the stands farther back as the old ones that they were originally fighting on were destroyed. The blasts were digging into the Earth as Gohan and Cell's beams collided and started pushing on each other. As the Z-Fighters watch, King Vegeta was about to make things a bit more interesting. He possesses Piccolo and makes him willing to fight.
"I'm going to help Gohan!" cried Piccolo as he goes out on to the battlefield.
*Do Gohan's favorite attack,* said King Vegeta.
'Okay I... wait,' thought Piccolo. 'You're possessing me, aren't you?'
*No, just playing with your mind,* said King Vegeta.
'Now I know why Vegeta hates you,' thought Piccolo.
*Whatever,* said King Vegeta as he unpossesses Piccolo.
"Masenko-ha!" cried Piccolo as he fires at Cell.
"Argh! You want to die early, hm?" said Cell as he fires a blast from his wings from his back. (Okay, question time and be honest. Why does Cell have those wings if he knows how to fly? I mean, come on! I know he can use them to manuver, but he knows how to fly with his energy, right?)
"AHHH!" cried Piccolo as he gets shot by electricity.
"I'm glad I absorbed that kid's little electric mouse," said Cell. (No offense to you Pokemon fans out there, but personally, I hated that rodent after awhile.)
"Piccolo!" cried Gohan as he cries again, adding more energy to his attack.
"Yes, Gohan, keep going!" said Piccolo.
'Good Piccolo,' thought Vegeta on a mountain by himself. 'Very good, boy!'
*You just didn't call me a dog, didn't you?* said Piccolo's voice inside Vegeta's head.
*Yes,* said Vegeta.
*You owe me a fight later on,* said Piccolo.
*Anytime, Namek!* said Vegeta.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*
CMG: Thus, ends another chapter at around 2 in the morning. Geez! I'm glad I have classes around 10 next term or else I'll have a field day getting out of bed around 6:30 in the morning like the last two terms! That's what you get for having to take math around 8 in the morning!
Goku: CMG, after this series, do you think you can stop writing these stories?
Bardock: What's the fun in that?
King Vegeta: Yeah.
Goku: Well for one, you two. And another...
CMG: I would lose my fans. But no biggie. I can do something far more interesting. (insane laugher)
Goku: Um, you're freaking me out!
CMG: That's the plan. Anyway, no scenes from the next episode since the next one's going to be a big surprise with a grand ending worth your time, if not your money. Thank you, come again. Bye-bye!
