Cell's Dead; Let's Party!
CMG: Last time, Vegeta admits that he loves his son and goes crazy. The bad guys try to put dibs on fighting Gohan next, which caused a riot in the stands. Then, Cell tells his story for the umphteenth time, boring everyone to sleep.
Cell: ...and with Goku's cells within my body, I learned how to do Instant Transmission to come back here. Hey! Aren't you listening?
CMG: (story) No. You really like to talk about your life story to everyone you meet don't you?
Cell: Fine, Miss Smarty Pants, I'll tell it again. A long while after Goku died of the heart virus and Dr. Gero started to...
CMG: Well, you get the idea, right? After I flip him off (not cussing), Cell threatens the planet and Gohan starts doubting himself, again.
Gohan: What's the use? I can't do anything with one arm. And besides, Vegeta's probably half-dead and...
Goku: Listen Gohan,I am tired of this bull s***! If you don't kill Cell, then I will haunt you for the rest of your life.
King Kai: How can you do that if he's going to be dead like you?
Goku: I have my ways. Now kill him!
CMG: That's a good question. How would Goku haunt him? (audience looks at CMG funny) Oh sorry. (laughs) Will Gohan defeat Cell?
Cell: Yes! I've driven him insane! Call the men in white coats!
CMG: Will Bardock and King Vegeta ever stop their chaos?
Bardock: D***! He doesn't know how to use energy blasts! Oh well. I'll just beat him senseless with this stick! (chases Mr. Popo)
Mr. Popo: Ah! Kami!
Bardock: That's the kid's name, don't wear it out!
CMG: Will I ever finish this story? Find out today on The Young and the Senseless!
*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Piccolo lifts himself off of the ground as Krillin, Tien, and Yamcha watch from the cliffside. They were all surprised that he was still going to continue to fight after getting blasted from Cell's back.
"He's crazy!" said Krillin. "He couldn't do anything!"
"That's the point," said Tien as he charged up.
"Not you too, Tien!" said Krillin. "Don't you pull a Piccolo on me!"
Tien was holding a piccolo in his hand as he began to play Tamashii no Rufuran. The bad guys cheer after he was done as Tien puts the piccolo away and Yamcha joins him as he charges up. (If you guys don't know what I'm talking about, visit http://ggg.cvgnet.com/ for the music video version of this song. I thought it was pretty cool.)
"You're a man of honor," said Yamcha. "And a son of a b****!"
"Maybe so, but I never did meet my mom," said Tien as they turn toward Krillin. "Take care of Trunks, will you?" The two fly off.
"Oh, I'll take care of baldy alright," said Freeza in Trunks' body before Krillin fires another blast at him.
"Um, wait for me!" said Krillin as he looks at #18 again. 'I hope we get married someday.'
Vegeta stands on top of a cliff smoking a joint while he watched Tien, Yamcha, and Krillin going off to die, I mean to help Gohan. He puts out the stuff and watches them get beat down by Cell's wing blast.
'Ouch!' thought Vegeta. 'I'm glad I'm not a b**** like them!'
*Or so you think, son,* said King Vegeta's voice inside his head.
"Shut-up, father," said Vegeta.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*
On the battlefield, Cell is easily (should I say that?) taking Gohan down as Gohan falls to one knee. He's practically exhausted as Goku's spirit appears behind him.
*Come on, Gohan,* said Goku. *Don't give up!*
"Then I'd like to see you try doing this," said Gohan.
*There's two problems,* said Goku. *I'm dead and I'm physically weaker than you. So, that's why you have to stop him.*
"But dad I-" said Gohan.
*Listen you son of a b****!* said Goku. *I've spoiled you constantly before you asked me to go all out on you in the Room of Spirit and Time.*
"It's the Hyperbolic Time Chamber, dad," said Gohan.
*Whatever,* said Goku. *What I'm trying to say is that I'm not going to take this bull s*** from you anymore or else I'm going to disown you. Hell, I think Freeza would make a better dad than me.*
"No way! He tried to rape me, remember?" said Gohan. "I'm going to... AHHH!"
Gohan's blast got stronger as it goes 50/50 again. CMG, who was watching this whole time flies up to see Vegeta arguing with his dad.
*...and your mother was constantly spoiling you by letting you ride that pony at our summer home,* said King Vegeta.
"Well, you were too busy to notice me from the start since you were working with Freeza," said Vegeta.
*What do you mean?* said King Vegeta. *I was busy trying to buy you a universe of your own to rule someday, but now that I've disowned you...*
"I really hate you, father," said Vegeta.
"Excuse me," said CMG as she approached Vegeta. "You're needed on the battlefield."
"Tell them that I'll be right there," said Vegeta. "I have some "personal" things I have to deal with first."
"Right," said CMG as she flies off to help the others.
"Dad, I am going to do this, not for you, but because I..." said Vegeta as he goes SSJ.
*Help the half-breed?* said King Vegeta. *You are officially not my son!*
"Shut-up dad," said Vegeta.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*
"Come on guys," said CMG as she stands with Piccolo, Krillin, Tien, and Yamcha. "We can't give up!"
"Easy for you to say," said Piccolo. "You're hiding behind a rock."
"Shut-up," said CMG. "I might know how we might beat him, now just stop shooting and fly off."
"Oh," said Tien. "You're going to rely on Vegeta, huh?"
"Yep," said CMG as she goes flying, followed by the same order everyone else goes flying in the episode. "Whoooo..."
*~*~*~*~*~*~*
*Release all of your power! Don't worry about the Earth! Screw Earth!* said Goku. (Bang!)
"What was that?" said Gohan.
*Sorry Gohan,* said King Kai's voice. *Your dad's currently unavailable to talk to you.*
Other World... (Ah, heck with it...)
*What happened?* said Gohan.
"Well, let's just say that he's taking a 1 minute nap," said King Kai as the 'camera' shows Goku knocked out with little anime girls from Sailor Moon circling his head. His eyes had spirals in them while his head had a bump on it the size of an apple. King Kai was holding a strange little stick in his hand as he slips it into his jacket.
Earth...
"Okay," said Gohan as Cell starts pushing more power into his blast.
"Now DIE!" said Cell.
"Little does Cell know that I'm going to distract him," said Vegeta very quietly as he charges up his Final Flash Attack again and fires it at him from above.
Other World...
"What?!" said Goku as he puts his hand on King Kai's back again.
"D***it!" said King Kai.
Earth...
"VEGETA!" said Cell.
*NOW'S YOUR CHANCE!* yelled Goku.
"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!" said Gohan as he puts every last bit of his energy into the blast. "Oops!"
Gohan falls over a bit early, but Cell still gets sent into orbit when CMG fires a counter blast as well as Vegeta, Piccolo, Tien, Yamcha, and Krillin finish the job. After that, Gohan's breathing hard as Tien breaks out the beer that he stole from King Kai's planet.
Other World...
"Hey! That's my beer!" said King Kai. "Those lousy thieves stole my beer!"
'Gohan, I'm proud of you,' thought Goku.
Earth...
Gohan's breathing hard still as the others party on. Vegeta starts smoking his joint again from behind a cliff by Trunks' dead body as he smiles strangely.
"And so, Gohan has finally defeated Cell," said a man's voice out of nowhere as the Z-Fighters and CMG look around. "The Earth is safe once more. Thank you, Goku. The Earth will miss you."
"It will miss you too!" said CMG as she pulls out another Spirit Bomb and fires it out in the desert.
"Ahhhhh!!!!" cried a voice.
"So, that's who's been making the desert echo this whole time," said Gohan.
"Time... time... time..." said the desert as everyone cuddles in fear.
"Is this desert haunted?" said Yamcha.
"Yes," said the desert as everyone screams and runs away.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*
When the Z-Fighters (minus Vegeta) with #18's and Trunks' bodies, and CMG arrive at Kami's Lookout, they find Mr. Popo getting beat up by Dende with a stick. Piccolo immediately throws the stick over the edge of the lookout and Dende goes to the broom closet to pull another one out. He then resumes beating Mr. Popo with it.
"Where in the hell do those sticks come from?" said Tien.
"I have no idea," said Piccolo.
"Even when you were Kami?" said Yamcha.
"Yes," said Piccolo.
"That's creepy," said Gohan.
*Are you done yet, Bardock,* said Bibi-di.
"Yes," said Bardock/Dende.
"Then come back! Thwap!" said Bibi-di as Bardock's spirit flies out of Dende as he returns to normal.
"Oh my," said Dende as he heals Gohan first.
"I'm... still in... a lot of... pain," said Mr. Popo as the others ignore him.
"So Gohan, did you beat Cell?" said Dende.
"Yeah!" said Gohan.
"Sorry about your father dying again," said Dende.
"It's all right," said Gohan. "He talked to me while..."
"Call the men in white coats," whispered Tien.
"Right," said Yamcha.
"...and he cheered me on, the whole time," finished Gohan.
"Well, that's nice kid, but you're coming with us," said a man in a white coat who had a straight jacket in his hands. "Your father might have escaped us, but we know you being a kid and all, you won't put up a fight."
"Oh, really?" said Gohan as his eyes turn blue again.
"AHHHHH!" cried the man as Gohan starts beating him up in his SSJ2 form.
"Heh, heh," said Piccolo as he laughs at the scene.
"And don't you come back," said Gohan as he returns to normal.
"Mommy!" cried the man as he ran away wearing the straight jacket.
"Huh?" said #18.
"All right!" said Krillin. "You're okay!"
"Duh!" said #18. "Well, I'll see you later."
"Do you want to go out with me?" said Krillin.
"Sure, when?" said #18.
"Friday night," said Krillin.
"We'll see," said #18 as she leaves.
"Wait," said Krillin. "I didn't even get her phone number. D***!"
"That's enough," said Piccolo. "Let's just summon the d*** dragon already so we can party afterward."
"Yeah," said Krillin.
The Dragon Balls are gathered as they start to shine. #18 snuck back up just in time to see the sky grow dark.
"I summon the dragon by his name," said Dende.
"Cheese!" said CMG as the Z-Fighters face vault.
"That's not his name!" said Gohan.
"Oh yeah," said CMG as she tries again. "Pizza!"
The Z-Fighters face vault again. After numerous tries with trying to guess the name of the dragon, the Z-Fighters tie CMG's mouth shut and summon Shenlong correctly. The names CMG tried were based on food, including the quarter pounder, the whopper, and the biggie.
"You have summoned me from my sleep, which took you guys long enough," said Shenlong as the Z-Fighters had sweatdrops behind their heads. "You have 2 wishes, so use them wisely."
"Bring back all of those killed by Cell," said Yamcha.
"Fine," said Shenlong as a red light surrounds the area, bringing everyone back from the dead. Trunks wakes up and starts rubbing Krillin's head. When they realize that Freeza still possessed Trunks, Piccolo grabbed the Mystic Water that he kept in the cooler under Kami's chair and made Trunks drink it so he couldn't be possessed by Freeza anymore. Then, they blast him in the stomach again for good measure before Dende heals him again.
"Your first wish is used, now make your last wish," said Shenlong as the Z-Fighters knew what they want.
"Okay, we want Goku to come back to life," said Krillin.
"No way," said Shenlong. "I've dragged his a** alive before, so he cannot be revived by my power again."
"D***!" said Krillin, Yamcha and Tien.
"Is there another way we can bring him back?" said Yamcha.
"We can have him possess Gohan," said Tien.
"You idiots," said Piccolo. "We're not going to have Goku possessing his own son."
"Yeah," said Gohan. "I love my daddy, but him living in my body is creepy. It's like when Captain Ginyu took my daddy's body from him!"
Everyone cringed at that name as they remembered the poses that they took. A minute later, Dende spoke up.
"Why don't we all go to Namek and just wish him back with our Dragon Balls?" said Dende.
"Of course!" said Yamcha.
"Let's go!" said Tien.
*Excuse me,* said Goku. *Can I say something?*
"Goku? Is that you?" said Krillin.
Other World...
"Yeah, and I think it would be better if I stayed here in the other world," said Goku as he read some cue cards that Gregory was holding up. "I know you don't want me to leave, but to tell you the truth, I'm responsible for putting the Earth in danger time after time and I think it's better if I stay here."
Earth...
"But dad, I need you!" said Gohan.
*Go cry to your mother,* said Goku as a bolt of lighting hits Gohan.
"Ouch!" said Gohan.
*Anyway, I'll see you again,* said Goku. *In your nightmares!*
Thunder is heard as blood rained down on the lookout for a few moments. After it ended, CMG puts down her umbrella as she begins to leave the lookout.
"Where are you going?" said Krillin.
"Well, there's no point in being in this story now since it's over, so I'm going to get home so I can get ready for school," said CMG. "Don't worry. I'll be back!"
"Bye!" said everyone.
"Later," said CMG as she disappears.
"Should we be having flashback of what Goku's done in our lives?" said Krillin.
"Nah," said Tien. "He's a big suck-up when it comes to saving the day. "Oh look at me! I'm Goku, the Saiya-jin who saves Earth if some kick a** bad guy threatens it!" I don't really care."
"I have to agree, but I saved the day this time," said Gohan.
"We know," said Krillin.
"Will someone please tell me your last d*** wish already!" said Shenlong. "I am fed up with your b****ing!"
"Okay, I want #18 to become a human," said Krillin.
"NO can do," said Shenlong.
"Okay, then take the bombs out of both her and #17," said Krillin.
"You know, Bulma could have done that, but it's a bit late now!" said Shenlong as the wish is granted. #18 starts feeling herself and tries to blow up, but couldn't.
"D***!" said #18. "I just got that last month too!"
"Okay, I'm out of here," said Shenlong as he flies out.
"Hey! Now that we're done, let's party!" said Krillin.
"Yeah!" said Trunks.
The beer is broken out again as everyone, except Dende and Gohan get drunk since they had some wine. Mr. Popo was still twitching.
"Medic!" said Mr. Popo.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*
"Bye Trunks," said Bulma. "I'll miss you son!"
"Yeah, "mom"," said Trunks as he leaves her uneasy. "Dad?"
Vegeta flips Trunks off while Trunks did the same, but it was censored. (I'm not going to go any further in that sentence.) Gohan was confused, as he felt a hand on his shoulder. Looking behind him, he saw Bardock, King Vegeta, and Goku standing there under a tree dressed in long black trench coats, black pants, and wearing sunglasses. They all held their hands up in a Vulcan way. (I'm pulling this off of Star Trek and The Matrix.)
"Live long and prosper," said Bardock, King Vegeta, and Goku.
"Uh, okay," said Gohan as he tried to do the same thing with his hand.
"Gohan?" said Krillin.
"Krillin," whispered Gohan. "I see dead people."
"I know," said Krillin as he pats Gohan in a pretty pathic way. "I know. I see them too."
Krillin saw Freeza in a drag across the street as he cringed. He fires a blast and accidently destroys Yamcha's new car. He freaks and chases Krillin around.
"You lousy jerk!" said Yamcha. "I just got that!"
"Why me?" said Krillin.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*
CMG: Yay! I'm finished! Or am I? J/K! I'm not going to continue with what happens to Trunks in the future. Besides, I have to prepare to get my next fanfic out. It will be a non-humor story and will be an A/U fic. So peeps, keep your eyes open for my next fic. I promise this one will be a pretty good one since it will star Bardock who will survive Planet Vegeta's destruction, but will be kept prisoner until the Freeza Saga. Okay, maybe it's not a full A/U fic, but it will have some weird points.
Goku: (flies in) Will I be in it?
CMG: Everyone that was originally supposed to star in it on the show will be in it Goku, but I'm putting one little twist in the story. So until next time! Bye-bye!
CMG: Last time, Vegeta admits that he loves his son and goes crazy. The bad guys try to put dibs on fighting Gohan next, which caused a riot in the stands. Then, Cell tells his story for the umphteenth time, boring everyone to sleep.
Cell: ...and with Goku's cells within my body, I learned how to do Instant Transmission to come back here. Hey! Aren't you listening?
CMG: (story) No. You really like to talk about your life story to everyone you meet don't you?
Cell: Fine, Miss Smarty Pants, I'll tell it again. A long while after Goku died of the heart virus and Dr. Gero started to...
CMG: Well, you get the idea, right? After I flip him off (not cussing), Cell threatens the planet and Gohan starts doubting himself, again.
Gohan: What's the use? I can't do anything with one arm. And besides, Vegeta's probably half-dead and...
Goku: Listen Gohan,I am tired of this bull s***! If you don't kill Cell, then I will haunt you for the rest of your life.
King Kai: How can you do that if he's going to be dead like you?
Goku: I have my ways. Now kill him!
CMG: That's a good question. How would Goku haunt him? (audience looks at CMG funny) Oh sorry. (laughs) Will Gohan defeat Cell?
Cell: Yes! I've driven him insane! Call the men in white coats!
CMG: Will Bardock and King Vegeta ever stop their chaos?
Bardock: D***! He doesn't know how to use energy blasts! Oh well. I'll just beat him senseless with this stick! (chases Mr. Popo)
Mr. Popo: Ah! Kami!
Bardock: That's the kid's name, don't wear it out!
CMG: Will I ever finish this story? Find out today on The Young and the Senseless!
*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Piccolo lifts himself off of the ground as Krillin, Tien, and Yamcha watch from the cliffside. They were all surprised that he was still going to continue to fight after getting blasted from Cell's back.
"He's crazy!" said Krillin. "He couldn't do anything!"
"That's the point," said Tien as he charged up.
"Not you too, Tien!" said Krillin. "Don't you pull a Piccolo on me!"
Tien was holding a piccolo in his hand as he began to play Tamashii no Rufuran. The bad guys cheer after he was done as Tien puts the piccolo away and Yamcha joins him as he charges up. (If you guys don't know what I'm talking about, visit http://ggg.cvgnet.com/ for the music video version of this song. I thought it was pretty cool.)
"You're a man of honor," said Yamcha. "And a son of a b****!"
"Maybe so, but I never did meet my mom," said Tien as they turn toward Krillin. "Take care of Trunks, will you?" The two fly off.
"Oh, I'll take care of baldy alright," said Freeza in Trunks' body before Krillin fires another blast at him.
"Um, wait for me!" said Krillin as he looks at #18 again. 'I hope we get married someday.'
Vegeta stands on top of a cliff smoking a joint while he watched Tien, Yamcha, and Krillin going off to die, I mean to help Gohan. He puts out the stuff and watches them get beat down by Cell's wing blast.
'Ouch!' thought Vegeta. 'I'm glad I'm not a b**** like them!'
*Or so you think, son,* said King Vegeta's voice inside his head.
"Shut-up, father," said Vegeta.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*
On the battlefield, Cell is easily (should I say that?) taking Gohan down as Gohan falls to one knee. He's practically exhausted as Goku's spirit appears behind him.
*Come on, Gohan,* said Goku. *Don't give up!*
"Then I'd like to see you try doing this," said Gohan.
*There's two problems,* said Goku. *I'm dead and I'm physically weaker than you. So, that's why you have to stop him.*
"But dad I-" said Gohan.
*Listen you son of a b****!* said Goku. *I've spoiled you constantly before you asked me to go all out on you in the Room of Spirit and Time.*
"It's the Hyperbolic Time Chamber, dad," said Gohan.
*Whatever,* said Goku. *What I'm trying to say is that I'm not going to take this bull s*** from you anymore or else I'm going to disown you. Hell, I think Freeza would make a better dad than me.*
"No way! He tried to rape me, remember?" said Gohan. "I'm going to... AHHH!"
Gohan's blast got stronger as it goes 50/50 again. CMG, who was watching this whole time flies up to see Vegeta arguing with his dad.
*...and your mother was constantly spoiling you by letting you ride that pony at our summer home,* said King Vegeta.
"Well, you were too busy to notice me from the start since you were working with Freeza," said Vegeta.
*What do you mean?* said King Vegeta. *I was busy trying to buy you a universe of your own to rule someday, but now that I've disowned you...*
"I really hate you, father," said Vegeta.
"Excuse me," said CMG as she approached Vegeta. "You're needed on the battlefield."
"Tell them that I'll be right there," said Vegeta. "I have some "personal" things I have to deal with first."
"Right," said CMG as she flies off to help the others.
"Dad, I am going to do this, not for you, but because I..." said Vegeta as he goes SSJ.
*Help the half-breed?* said King Vegeta. *You are officially not my son!*
"Shut-up dad," said Vegeta.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*
"Come on guys," said CMG as she stands with Piccolo, Krillin, Tien, and Yamcha. "We can't give up!"
"Easy for you to say," said Piccolo. "You're hiding behind a rock."
"Shut-up," said CMG. "I might know how we might beat him, now just stop shooting and fly off."
"Oh," said Tien. "You're going to rely on Vegeta, huh?"
"Yep," said CMG as she goes flying, followed by the same order everyone else goes flying in the episode. "Whoooo..."
*~*~*~*~*~*~*
*Release all of your power! Don't worry about the Earth! Screw Earth!* said Goku. (Bang!)
"What was that?" said Gohan.
*Sorry Gohan,* said King Kai's voice. *Your dad's currently unavailable to talk to you.*
Other World... (Ah, heck with it...)
*What happened?* said Gohan.
"Well, let's just say that he's taking a 1 minute nap," said King Kai as the 'camera' shows Goku knocked out with little anime girls from Sailor Moon circling his head. His eyes had spirals in them while his head had a bump on it the size of an apple. King Kai was holding a strange little stick in his hand as he slips it into his jacket.
Earth...
"Okay," said Gohan as Cell starts pushing more power into his blast.
"Now DIE!" said Cell.
"Little does Cell know that I'm going to distract him," said Vegeta very quietly as he charges up his Final Flash Attack again and fires it at him from above.
Other World...
"What?!" said Goku as he puts his hand on King Kai's back again.
"D***it!" said King Kai.
Earth...
"VEGETA!" said Cell.
*NOW'S YOUR CHANCE!* yelled Goku.
"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!" said Gohan as he puts every last bit of his energy into the blast. "Oops!"
Gohan falls over a bit early, but Cell still gets sent into orbit when CMG fires a counter blast as well as Vegeta, Piccolo, Tien, Yamcha, and Krillin finish the job. After that, Gohan's breathing hard as Tien breaks out the beer that he stole from King Kai's planet.
Other World...
"Hey! That's my beer!" said King Kai. "Those lousy thieves stole my beer!"
'Gohan, I'm proud of you,' thought Goku.
Earth...
Gohan's breathing hard still as the others party on. Vegeta starts smoking his joint again from behind a cliff by Trunks' dead body as he smiles strangely.
"And so, Gohan has finally defeated Cell," said a man's voice out of nowhere as the Z-Fighters and CMG look around. "The Earth is safe once more. Thank you, Goku. The Earth will miss you."
"It will miss you too!" said CMG as she pulls out another Spirit Bomb and fires it out in the desert.
"Ahhhhh!!!!" cried a voice.
"So, that's who's been making the desert echo this whole time," said Gohan.
"Time... time... time..." said the desert as everyone cuddles in fear.
"Is this desert haunted?" said Yamcha.
"Yes," said the desert as everyone screams and runs away.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*
When the Z-Fighters (minus Vegeta) with #18's and Trunks' bodies, and CMG arrive at Kami's Lookout, they find Mr. Popo getting beat up by Dende with a stick. Piccolo immediately throws the stick over the edge of the lookout and Dende goes to the broom closet to pull another one out. He then resumes beating Mr. Popo with it.
"Where in the hell do those sticks come from?" said Tien.
"I have no idea," said Piccolo.
"Even when you were Kami?" said Yamcha.
"Yes," said Piccolo.
"That's creepy," said Gohan.
*Are you done yet, Bardock,* said Bibi-di.
"Yes," said Bardock/Dende.
"Then come back! Thwap!" said Bibi-di as Bardock's spirit flies out of Dende as he returns to normal.
"Oh my," said Dende as he heals Gohan first.
"I'm... still in... a lot of... pain," said Mr. Popo as the others ignore him.
"So Gohan, did you beat Cell?" said Dende.
"Yeah!" said Gohan.
"Sorry about your father dying again," said Dende.
"It's all right," said Gohan. "He talked to me while..."
"Call the men in white coats," whispered Tien.
"Right," said Yamcha.
"...and he cheered me on, the whole time," finished Gohan.
"Well, that's nice kid, but you're coming with us," said a man in a white coat who had a straight jacket in his hands. "Your father might have escaped us, but we know you being a kid and all, you won't put up a fight."
"Oh, really?" said Gohan as his eyes turn blue again.
"AHHHHH!" cried the man as Gohan starts beating him up in his SSJ2 form.
"Heh, heh," said Piccolo as he laughs at the scene.
"And don't you come back," said Gohan as he returns to normal.
"Mommy!" cried the man as he ran away wearing the straight jacket.
"Huh?" said #18.
"All right!" said Krillin. "You're okay!"
"Duh!" said #18. "Well, I'll see you later."
"Do you want to go out with me?" said Krillin.
"Sure, when?" said #18.
"Friday night," said Krillin.
"We'll see," said #18 as she leaves.
"Wait," said Krillin. "I didn't even get her phone number. D***!"
"That's enough," said Piccolo. "Let's just summon the d*** dragon already so we can party afterward."
"Yeah," said Krillin.
The Dragon Balls are gathered as they start to shine. #18 snuck back up just in time to see the sky grow dark.
"I summon the dragon by his name," said Dende.
"Cheese!" said CMG as the Z-Fighters face vault.
"That's not his name!" said Gohan.
"Oh yeah," said CMG as she tries again. "Pizza!"
The Z-Fighters face vault again. After numerous tries with trying to guess the name of the dragon, the Z-Fighters tie CMG's mouth shut and summon Shenlong correctly. The names CMG tried were based on food, including the quarter pounder, the whopper, and the biggie.
"You have summoned me from my sleep, which took you guys long enough," said Shenlong as the Z-Fighters had sweatdrops behind their heads. "You have 2 wishes, so use them wisely."
"Bring back all of those killed by Cell," said Yamcha.
"Fine," said Shenlong as a red light surrounds the area, bringing everyone back from the dead. Trunks wakes up and starts rubbing Krillin's head. When they realize that Freeza still possessed Trunks, Piccolo grabbed the Mystic Water that he kept in the cooler under Kami's chair and made Trunks drink it so he couldn't be possessed by Freeza anymore. Then, they blast him in the stomach again for good measure before Dende heals him again.
"Your first wish is used, now make your last wish," said Shenlong as the Z-Fighters knew what they want.
"Okay, we want Goku to come back to life," said Krillin.
"No way," said Shenlong. "I've dragged his a** alive before, so he cannot be revived by my power again."
"D***!" said Krillin, Yamcha and Tien.
"Is there another way we can bring him back?" said Yamcha.
"We can have him possess Gohan," said Tien.
"You idiots," said Piccolo. "We're not going to have Goku possessing his own son."
"Yeah," said Gohan. "I love my daddy, but him living in my body is creepy. It's like when Captain Ginyu took my daddy's body from him!"
Everyone cringed at that name as they remembered the poses that they took. A minute later, Dende spoke up.
"Why don't we all go to Namek and just wish him back with our Dragon Balls?" said Dende.
"Of course!" said Yamcha.
"Let's go!" said Tien.
*Excuse me,* said Goku. *Can I say something?*
"Goku? Is that you?" said Krillin.
Other World...
"Yeah, and I think it would be better if I stayed here in the other world," said Goku as he read some cue cards that Gregory was holding up. "I know you don't want me to leave, but to tell you the truth, I'm responsible for putting the Earth in danger time after time and I think it's better if I stay here."
Earth...
"But dad, I need you!" said Gohan.
*Go cry to your mother,* said Goku as a bolt of lighting hits Gohan.
"Ouch!" said Gohan.
*Anyway, I'll see you again,* said Goku. *In your nightmares!*
Thunder is heard as blood rained down on the lookout for a few moments. After it ended, CMG puts down her umbrella as she begins to leave the lookout.
"Where are you going?" said Krillin.
"Well, there's no point in being in this story now since it's over, so I'm going to get home so I can get ready for school," said CMG. "Don't worry. I'll be back!"
"Bye!" said everyone.
"Later," said CMG as she disappears.
"Should we be having flashback of what Goku's done in our lives?" said Krillin.
"Nah," said Tien. "He's a big suck-up when it comes to saving the day. "Oh look at me! I'm Goku, the Saiya-jin who saves Earth if some kick a** bad guy threatens it!" I don't really care."
"I have to agree, but I saved the day this time," said Gohan.
"We know," said Krillin.
"Will someone please tell me your last d*** wish already!" said Shenlong. "I am fed up with your b****ing!"
"Okay, I want #18 to become a human," said Krillin.
"NO can do," said Shenlong.
"Okay, then take the bombs out of both her and #17," said Krillin.
"You know, Bulma could have done that, but it's a bit late now!" said Shenlong as the wish is granted. #18 starts feeling herself and tries to blow up, but couldn't.
"D***!" said #18. "I just got that last month too!"
"Okay, I'm out of here," said Shenlong as he flies out.
"Hey! Now that we're done, let's party!" said Krillin.
"Yeah!" said Trunks.
The beer is broken out again as everyone, except Dende and Gohan get drunk since they had some wine. Mr. Popo was still twitching.
"Medic!" said Mr. Popo.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*
"Bye Trunks," said Bulma. "I'll miss you son!"
"Yeah, "mom"," said Trunks as he leaves her uneasy. "Dad?"
Vegeta flips Trunks off while Trunks did the same, but it was censored. (I'm not going to go any further in that sentence.) Gohan was confused, as he felt a hand on his shoulder. Looking behind him, he saw Bardock, King Vegeta, and Goku standing there under a tree dressed in long black trench coats, black pants, and wearing sunglasses. They all held their hands up in a Vulcan way. (I'm pulling this off of Star Trek and The Matrix.)
"Live long and prosper," said Bardock, King Vegeta, and Goku.
"Uh, okay," said Gohan as he tried to do the same thing with his hand.
"Gohan?" said Krillin.
"Krillin," whispered Gohan. "I see dead people."
"I know," said Krillin as he pats Gohan in a pretty pathic way. "I know. I see them too."
Krillin saw Freeza in a drag across the street as he cringed. He fires a blast and accidently destroys Yamcha's new car. He freaks and chases Krillin around.
"You lousy jerk!" said Yamcha. "I just got that!"
"Why me?" said Krillin.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*
CMG: Yay! I'm finished! Or am I? J/K! I'm not going to continue with what happens to Trunks in the future. Besides, I have to prepare to get my next fanfic out. It will be a non-humor story and will be an A/U fic. So peeps, keep your eyes open for my next fic. I promise this one will be a pretty good one since it will star Bardock who will survive Planet Vegeta's destruction, but will be kept prisoner until the Freeza Saga. Okay, maybe it's not a full A/U fic, but it will have some weird points.
Goku: (flies in) Will I be in it?
CMG: Everyone that was originally supposed to star in it on the show will be in it Goku, but I'm putting one little twist in the story. So until next time! Bye-bye!
