~*~ A/N: 'ello. Here's chapter two to my crackheaded story. Thanks for reading, and please reveiw! *~*~
"That was fun!" exclaimed Kris, as the three piled out of the phone booth, looking around.
"Where did you bring us?" asked De, glancing around at the trees.
"Um.. right outside Rivendell, jus' before the Council of Elrond. That way, all the guys are at the same place at the same time," responded Lily. "Now, do we all know the plan?"
"What plan?" asked Kris, raising her eyebrows. "I don't remember a plan."
"Oh, right.. I didn't tell you guys. Here's the plan. We get the guys and we get back by midnight. Remember what I .. the other I.. said. Okay, so, De, what time is it?"
De held up her bare wrist. "Not wearing a watch, Lil."
".. Kris?"
"A watch doesn't really go with this outfit, daddy," Kris said absently, glancing around.
"Would you stop speaking in movie quotes for a second?" asked Lily, and shook her head. "Well, we'll just have to estimate the time. I'd say it's about four... that gives us eight hours to grab the guys and get back."
"Simple," said Kris with a grin, and looked around. "So.. um.. where are we going?"
Lily rolled her eyes. "We're just outside Rivendell. All we have to do is find the city."
"How do we know they'll let us in?" asked De. "I mean, don't they have guards or something?"
Kris blinked. "Um.. they probably do. I know Lorien has guards.. like Haldir. Boy, was he ever cute.. talked like he had something up his ass, but..." Kris looked at Lily and smiled. "Sorry, off the subject. Rivendell guards ought to be nice enough anyway."
Lily, De, and Kris blinked almost simultaneously as a guard of Rivendell drew his sword.
"What is your business in Rivendell?" he demanded, in Elvish, and the girls shared a look.
"I'll take this one," whispered Kris, and stepped forward. "Mae govannen," she said, in a loud voice. "Elen sila lumenn'omentielvo."
The guard seemed taken aback, that a human girl would have the knowledge of their language.
"Can you speak in the Common Tongue?" she asked in Elvish, and the guard shook his head. Turning, he called out a name, and another guard appeared, almost from out of nowhere.
"I do speak in the Common Tongue," he said, glaring down upon the girls. "What is your business in Rivendell?"
"We seek council with the Lord Elrond," spoke up Lily, taking a step forward. "We have information that would be of great use to him."
"What information do you speak of?" demanded the guard, and De stepped forward.
"It would be best to discuss such matters within city walls," she said, soft but clear, "For I fear there may be spies of the Enemy about."
The guard seemed to agree, and motioned for the girls to follow him.
"Where did you learn Elvish?" whispered De to Kris, and the girl shrugged.
"I used to be Legolas-obsessed, before I discovered the wonders of Hobbits."
The guard glanced Lily, De, and Kris over. Lily, with long brown hair, was very tall and thin, seeming to have almost an elvish quality about her. She had a biting wit, and was the eldest of the three. De, with olive skin and long dark hair, was quiet, but had a very sweet smile. De was the youngest of them all, though not much younger than Kris. And Kris, the middle, age wise, was a bit taller than Lily, but had shorter hair; and it was red, falling to just above her shoulders. Kris' eyes seemed forever laughing, and oft the sound of giggles erupted from her. The three contrasted each other greatly, and it was obvious to the guards that they were dear friends.
"Wow," breathed De as they entered the city of Rivendell. It was even more beautiful than it had been in the movie.
"Agreed," murmured Kris.
"You will see the Lord Elrond soon," said the guard, and left them beside a fountain outside the House of Elrond.
"Jeepers," muttered Kris, glancing around. De sat beside the fountain, looking into it.
"Are you sure we hid the booth well enough?" she asked, and Lily nodded.
"Of course we did, De. Don't worry so much. Enjoy, I mean, you're about to meet Aragorn!" This drew a grin from De, and she was about to respond when Kris squealed.
Pointing at a spot above them, she jumped up and down. "Look! It's hobbits!" Kris exclaimed, and Lily shook her head.
"You are a stupendous crack head," she said, and De laughed.
"Yea, but.. look, it's Frodo and Sam," said Kris. "I wonder where Pip and Merry are."
"If those two are talking," said De softly, "Then that means Boromir, Legolas, and Gimli should be arriving soon."
"And that would place Aragorn in Elrond's library," said Kris.
Surely enough, within a few moments, horses rode up. Lily gulped, as she watched a light-brown haired man glance around upon his horse, then dismount. He happened to glance in their direction, and caught Lily's open-mouthed stare. As he approached, Kris poked Lily in the stomache.
"You would do well to close thine mouth," she said softly, and Lily did so.
"Good day, miladies," he said gently, nodding his head politely to each girl. "Who might you be?"
"We are the ladies Lily, De, and Kris," said De, once she realized that Lily was speechless.
Boromir smiled softly, and bowed his head. "I am Boromir."
"Son of Deneathor," responded Kris with a small smirk, "Deneathor being, of course, the Steward of Gondor."
Boromir widened his eyes. "You know of me, then," he said, and glanced at Lily and De. "Do your associates share your knowledge?"
"We are all quite knowledgeable," responded De, and poked Lily. "Though some of us are rather silent at the moment."
"Indeed," said Boromir with a smile. "Well, then, I will hope to meet you ladies again."
"Count on it," murmured Lily, watching him as he left.
~*~ A/N: Please reveiw! Thanks you! :-D *~*~
"That was fun!" exclaimed Kris, as the three piled out of the phone booth, looking around.
"Where did you bring us?" asked De, glancing around at the trees.
"Um.. right outside Rivendell, jus' before the Council of Elrond. That way, all the guys are at the same place at the same time," responded Lily. "Now, do we all know the plan?"
"What plan?" asked Kris, raising her eyebrows. "I don't remember a plan."
"Oh, right.. I didn't tell you guys. Here's the plan. We get the guys and we get back by midnight. Remember what I .. the other I.. said. Okay, so, De, what time is it?"
De held up her bare wrist. "Not wearing a watch, Lil."
".. Kris?"
"A watch doesn't really go with this outfit, daddy," Kris said absently, glancing around.
"Would you stop speaking in movie quotes for a second?" asked Lily, and shook her head. "Well, we'll just have to estimate the time. I'd say it's about four... that gives us eight hours to grab the guys and get back."
"Simple," said Kris with a grin, and looked around. "So.. um.. where are we going?"
Lily rolled her eyes. "We're just outside Rivendell. All we have to do is find the city."
"How do we know they'll let us in?" asked De. "I mean, don't they have guards or something?"
Kris blinked. "Um.. they probably do. I know Lorien has guards.. like Haldir. Boy, was he ever cute.. talked like he had something up his ass, but..." Kris looked at Lily and smiled. "Sorry, off the subject. Rivendell guards ought to be nice enough anyway."
Lily, De, and Kris blinked almost simultaneously as a guard of Rivendell drew his sword.
"What is your business in Rivendell?" he demanded, in Elvish, and the girls shared a look.
"I'll take this one," whispered Kris, and stepped forward. "Mae govannen," she said, in a loud voice. "Elen sila lumenn'omentielvo."
The guard seemed taken aback, that a human girl would have the knowledge of their language.
"Can you speak in the Common Tongue?" she asked in Elvish, and the guard shook his head. Turning, he called out a name, and another guard appeared, almost from out of nowhere.
"I do speak in the Common Tongue," he said, glaring down upon the girls. "What is your business in Rivendell?"
"We seek council with the Lord Elrond," spoke up Lily, taking a step forward. "We have information that would be of great use to him."
"What information do you speak of?" demanded the guard, and De stepped forward.
"It would be best to discuss such matters within city walls," she said, soft but clear, "For I fear there may be spies of the Enemy about."
The guard seemed to agree, and motioned for the girls to follow him.
"Where did you learn Elvish?" whispered De to Kris, and the girl shrugged.
"I used to be Legolas-obsessed, before I discovered the wonders of Hobbits."
The guard glanced Lily, De, and Kris over. Lily, with long brown hair, was very tall and thin, seeming to have almost an elvish quality about her. She had a biting wit, and was the eldest of the three. De, with olive skin and long dark hair, was quiet, but had a very sweet smile. De was the youngest of them all, though not much younger than Kris. And Kris, the middle, age wise, was a bit taller than Lily, but had shorter hair; and it was red, falling to just above her shoulders. Kris' eyes seemed forever laughing, and oft the sound of giggles erupted from her. The three contrasted each other greatly, and it was obvious to the guards that they were dear friends.
"Wow," breathed De as they entered the city of Rivendell. It was even more beautiful than it had been in the movie.
"Agreed," murmured Kris.
"You will see the Lord Elrond soon," said the guard, and left them beside a fountain outside the House of Elrond.
"Jeepers," muttered Kris, glancing around. De sat beside the fountain, looking into it.
"Are you sure we hid the booth well enough?" she asked, and Lily nodded.
"Of course we did, De. Don't worry so much. Enjoy, I mean, you're about to meet Aragorn!" This drew a grin from De, and she was about to respond when Kris squealed.
Pointing at a spot above them, she jumped up and down. "Look! It's hobbits!" Kris exclaimed, and Lily shook her head.
"You are a stupendous crack head," she said, and De laughed.
"Yea, but.. look, it's Frodo and Sam," said Kris. "I wonder where Pip and Merry are."
"If those two are talking," said De softly, "Then that means Boromir, Legolas, and Gimli should be arriving soon."
"And that would place Aragorn in Elrond's library," said Kris.
Surely enough, within a few moments, horses rode up. Lily gulped, as she watched a light-brown haired man glance around upon his horse, then dismount. He happened to glance in their direction, and caught Lily's open-mouthed stare. As he approached, Kris poked Lily in the stomache.
"You would do well to close thine mouth," she said softly, and Lily did so.
"Good day, miladies," he said gently, nodding his head politely to each girl. "Who might you be?"
"We are the ladies Lily, De, and Kris," said De, once she realized that Lily was speechless.
Boromir smiled softly, and bowed his head. "I am Boromir."
"Son of Deneathor," responded Kris with a small smirk, "Deneathor being, of course, the Steward of Gondor."
Boromir widened his eyes. "You know of me, then," he said, and glanced at Lily and De. "Do your associates share your knowledge?"
"We are all quite knowledgeable," responded De, and poked Lily. "Though some of us are rather silent at the moment."
"Indeed," said Boromir with a smile. "Well, then, I will hope to meet you ladies again."
"Count on it," murmured Lily, watching him as he left.
~*~ A/N: Please reveiw! Thanks you! :-D *~*~
