The Mummy Dating Game

Okay, this for all you lovesick puppies out there who are in love with TM and TMR characters. Feel free to insert yourself anywhere you want. ^_^ This is mostly for girls, but if you're a boy and you REALLY want to...

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Rick, Jonathan, Ardeth, Imhotep, and Beni are sitting in chairs on a stage. They give fake smiles and wave to the audience. A bunch of girls scream. The host is (of course) me. ^_^

Me: Okay now. Welcome to The Mummy Dating game!!! It seems that Imhotep has dumped Anck-su-namun for leaving him at Ahm Shere, and Rick divorced Evy over a squabble about a toaster... and Evy took the kid!

Me: So let me introduce our five new bachelors!

Me: Bachelor number one likes shooting stuff with his many guns and looking heroic. His hobbies include bleaching his teeth and ballet. Please welcome... Rick O'Connell!

A scream is heard from all the girls in the audience.

Me: Bachelor number two likes drinking and is obsessed with money. His hobbies include getting hangovers and having wild parties. Please welcome... Jonathan Carnahan!

More screams.

Me: Bachelor number three is a black-robed figure of justice. No, not Zorro. His hobbies include sending the Creature back to his grave and perming his hair. Please welcome... Ardeth Bay!

Again, more screams.

Me: Bachelor number four is a bald ancient High Priest of Osiris. His hobbies include trying to take over the world and taking long bubble baths. Please welcome... Imhotep!

Very loud screams.

Me: And finally, bachelor five is in here only for Anck-Su-Namun16's benefit. You better review this, Anck-Su-Namun16. Bachelor five likes wearing red fezzes and being the right hand of the devil. Please welcome... Beni Gabor!

Anck-Su-Namun16 screams, runs onto the stage, and drags Beni off.

Me: Okay, one down, four to go. Well, so much for the introductions. Now on to the interviews!