Author: Nelle Donaghue

Title: AOL Loves Me

Author's Notes: Please don't archive anywhere without my permission, just ask me, I'll most likely say yes. This is a filk(of sorts) based on the hymn "Jesus Loves Me" and was inspired one night after getting booted from AOL waaay too many times.

***

AOL loves me! This I know,
For Time Warner tells me so.
Little ones to AOL belong;
They are weak, but AOL is strong.

Refrain

Yes, AOL loves me!
Yes , AOL loves me!
Yes, AOL loves me!
Time Warner tells me so

AOL loves me! This I know,
As AOL loved so long ago
Taking subscribers onto their servers,
Saying, "Let them come to AOL."

Refrain

AOL loves me still today,
Signing me on my way,
Wanting to take my money,
Slow dialups and disconnects to all who subscribe.

Refrain

AOL loves me! AOL who monopolizes
Internet's gate to open wide
AOL will take away my money
Let AOL's tech support come in

Refrain

AOL loves me! AOL will stay
Monopolizing all the way
AOL hast monopolized and plagerized for me
I will henceforth leave AOL

Refrain