Disclaimer: Mirfle! I had so much fun writing my last spontaneous fanfic…here's another one that makes just a trifle more sense! YAY! NOT REALLY! It's an SI…whooo! MAH FIRST ONE! EEP! Be afraid…VERY AFRAID! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA! And this is MEEEEE, not mah character…MEEEEE! Not to be confuzled with mah character…Oh ya, I do not own Invader Zim, nor do I own Jhonen Vasquez (however kewl that would be })
Introduction:Inside the classroom, children sat, chattering quickly to each other. All but two people added to the din of the classroom: Dib and Zim. They sat quietly, thinking of how each would doom the other. The teacher had not shown up for a complete hour, so the classroom was littered with paper airplanes and spitballs. Suddenly, a girl dressed in a short red kilt with black stockings, large-knee high black army boots, and a black button-down shirt skids in through the doorway. A large pentagram hangs from her neck; it is silver with blue studs. She is about 5'5 with shoulder length brown, layered hair. Her gray eyes sparkle menacingly from her pale face.
Invader Anonymous: Hello class! *giggle* Since your teacher isn't here…I'M SUBBING FOR HER!
Zita: But you're like…fifteen!
Invader Anonymous: **blinks** …Your point?
Brian: And how'd you know our teacher wasn't here?
Invader Anonymous: BECAUSE I'M THE ONE WRITING THE STORY!
The class sat in silence and stared for a moment, wondering where this crazy girl had come from. Invader Anonymous looked around the classroom, suddenly recognizing all of the students.
Invader Anonymous: Wait a minute…this wasn't the class I was supposed to sub for…come to think of it…this isn't even my skool…or my dimension…OMG! You're…you're…you're **points at Zim with mouth hanging wide open**
Dib: An alien?! **he jumps up excitedly** Are you a professional paranormal investigator? THIS IS GREAT! **points to the class and shrieks** I TOLD YOU SO! ZIM IS AN ALIEEEEN! AN ALIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEN!!!!!
Invader Anonymous: **looks at Dib with an odd look on her face** Well…that wasn't exactly what I was going to say, Dib! I was going to say; ZIM! YOU'RE ZIM! **points and jumps up and down excitedly** I LOVE YOU ZIMMY!
The entire classroom shrinks back in their seats, Dib stands there with a dumbfounded look on his face. Zim blinks.
Zim and Dib: Ummmmm…
Invader Anonymous's eyes grow as large as her head. She is still hopping up and down excitedly.
Invader Anonymous: I'VE ALWAYS DREAMED OF MEETING YOU! THIS IS TOO MUCH TOO RESIST! I HAVE HEAD EXPLODEY!
Zim and Dib just look wide-eyed at the lunatic. Torque Smackey's head explodes. The rest of the class slides out of the desks and leap out the windows shrieking. Zim raises an invisible eyebrow.
Zim: Head explodey?
Invader Anonymous:…Nevermind. O!O! Howzabout you two **she looks back and forth from Zim to Dib**, come back to my house! I could invite some friends…
She looks back and forth from the two, who are trying to find a way to escape. Invader Anonymous tries to think of a way to keep the two from running away and screaming…
Invader Anonymous: Um…we could watch Mysterious Mysteries and tell the secrets of dooming planet Earth!
Dib: Oo! It's the new episode on Bigfoot tonight!
Invader Anonymous: I've got a big screen T.V…**convincing voice**
Dib: SURE!
Zim: **was thinking** The secrets…to dooming the planet…heh. THE ALMIGHTY ZIM will grace you with his presence tonight!
Invader Anonymous: Great! See you tonight, here's my address. **she scribbled it down on their hands quickly with a bright blue gel pen** I'll go invite more peoples! See you guys at 7:00 'o clock sharp!
Wow…that sucked. LOL! Anyways, I hope it'll get better. AND I NEED TO INVITE PEOPLES! So if you wanna be in it, either e-mail me at Redstreak11@hotmail.com or leave a review with your description, how you act, what you wear, etc! WOOT! Funtimes. And if you have a crush or worship one of the characters, say that too! WHEE! **dances around in circles like a loony**
