Part 7

Part 7

It's Wednesday night in Sunnydale. At Xander's apartment, Anya and Xander are sitting at home relaxing in front of the television. The wedding is only two weeks away, and the closer it gets, the crazier Anya gets.

"Oh Xander, Amigos is on!"

"Amigos? Anya, speak English here..I probably wouldn't have graduated high school if we hadn't blown it up…so not really quick with the other languages other than English, which I think I failed…" said Xander.

"Amigos is Friends, you dumbass. Geez Xander, brush up on your Español, we are having a Spanish wedding in two weeks!" explained Anya.

"I can't believe I agreed to this..but I'd do anything to make you happy."

"I know you would, and that's why I love you so much. And because you love me so much and will do anything for me…" Anya tried to finish, but was cut off by Xander.

"How come I have a feeling I'm not gonna like what you say next?"

"Well Xander…"

" It can't be as bad as making our wedding song Livin la Vida Loca, An."

"Hey I love that song, Ricky is mi perra atractiva," exclaimed Anya.

"Me perra whata?" asked Xander.

"mi perra atractiva, it means my sexy bitch in Spanish."

"Your sexy bitch?! Anya, you do remember who you're getting married to in two weeks don't you?" asked Xander.

"Yes, I know, you're mi perra atractiva..so what about that favor?"

"Okay An, what is it?" asked Xander.

"Well, I got a call from Buffy this morning…"

"Buffy!? Is everything alright?" asked Xander.

"Si Xander, calm down, Buffy is fine, well, as fine as a person who's in love with Spike can be…"

"Wait, what huh!? Buffy loves Spike? Buffy and Spike? It can't be..are you sure it wasn't the Bot talking? Did it mention your money?"

"No honey, it was not the bot, it was the real Buffy, and yes she loves Spike."

"So I don't understand..what does this have to do with me and our wedding?" asked Xander suspiciously.

"Well….I was thinking you know, since you don't have a best man…."

"Oh no, no way! Spike is NOT, I repeat NOT coming to our wedding, let alone being my best man!" yelled Xander.

"Xander, you're being so unreasonable. I mean, how many times has Spike helped us all…he's saved your life countless times, my life too. And he truly loves Buffy and Dawn. Please baby..if not for me than for Buffy at least…I want her to be surprised." Said Anya.

"Fine, but I'm only doing it because I know it'll make you and Buffy happy."

"Gracias Xander! I love you so much!" said Anya as she hugged him.

"Love you too An, but only on one condition."

"What?"

"Spike has to wear a sombrero and dance the Macarena" laughed Xander.

End Part 7