Part 12
In Spike's crypt, the music of Los Del Rio was blasting, and Spike was trying to learn the moves to the stupid dance.
"Now, one and a two and a three Macarena!" sang Enriqo.
"One, two..bloody hell man! I can't do this ridiculous dance!" yelled Spike.
"Si, you can Spike, just try. Right arm first, then left arm, just follow my lead."
"The things I'll do to impress a woman," thought Spike.
"C'mon now, let's pick up the pace a little..start to swing your hips and sing with me! One, and a two, and a three Macarena…" sang Enriqo.
After a couple of times, Spike finally started getting the hang of it.
"Hey mate! I can do this..one, and a two, and a three Macarena," sang Spike. "This is bloody easy, any fool can do this."
Once Spike started getting the hang of it, he started to sing along with Enriqo, visions of Buffy dancing the Macarena through his head.
"I am not trying to seduce you…actually I am" thought Spike. "Come and find me, my name is Macarena always at the the party con las chicas que soy buena come join me, dance with me and you fellows chant along with me. Move with me, chant with me And if you're good, I'll take you home with me," sang Spike. "I'll more than just take you home with me," thought a devilish Spike.
"Good, Spike, good..now the next part…swing your hips and shake you booty!" yelled Enqiqo.
"Bloody hell…." Growled Spike.
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Meanwhile, back in the Magic Box….
"Buffy, I thought we talked about this, no more vampires!" said Giles.
"I know, Giles, I know, I didn't mean for this to happen, it just did…I didn't mean to fall in love with him," said Buffy.
"Did, any of you see this coming? Any signs that Buffy was falling for Spike?" Giles asked to the scoobs.
'No, none at all..it just kinda happened, like wham!" said Willow.
"Yeah, same here, I mean, the Buffster falling for the Spikester, never thought I'd see that day come," said Xander.
"Well, actually….I did," Anya said last. "I mean, there has always been so much sexual energy between them..and I knew it was bound to happen one of these days…They really need to release those feelings with some sexual healing," explained Anya.
"So, you saw me falling for him, and you didn't say anything to me?" asked Buffy.
"Sexual Feeling, sexual..healing…." sang Anya. "Oh, Buffy, um..did you want something?" asked Anya once she got out of her sex mode.
"Never mind Anya, never mind," said Buffy.
"Well, you know I shall support whatever decision you make, but if he ever pulls another stunt like chaining you up and threatening your life, then I'll show him a piece of my mind," said Giles in his Ripper-esque mode.
"Wow, that must be fascinating," said Anya.
"What's fascinating?" asked Tara.
"Giles, actually showing Spike a piece of his mind…I mean that's gross, because, eww, brain, and Giles has a lot of that…but wouldn't it hurt to actually have to cut off part of your head just to show Spike a piece of your mind…Is Spike really worth the scars?" asked a confused Anya.
"Alright An, I think it's time we head home and have out lesson on literal and figurative speech," said Xander.
"Oh, can you teach me while having intercourse, I learn best under pressure…literally…" said a laughing Anya.
"That was actually funny Anya..and made sense," said Giles.
"Giles, don't worry about me, it will all work out fine..besides, you know I could kick his ass anyday..and if he ever tries anything with the chains again…" said Buffy. 'Although I wouldn't mind him chaining me up' she thought with a devilish grin. "I would end it in a heartbeat," she said finishing up her sentence to Giles.
"Very good then, let's move on, shall we?" asked Giles.
"Yes, we shall..Anya, please explain to me why I am now the Maid of Honour?" asked Buffy.
"Well…umm…"
"She figured that since you've saved our lives and died doing it that you deserved the honor of being the maid of honour," Tara said, quickly covering up for Anya's lack of thought.
"Yes, that's right, thank you Tara!" said Anya, covering up.
"Well..okay, thanks Anya, I think. Listen guys, I better get going, I have to cook dinner and Dawn has homework to finish," said Buffy while staring at her sister.
"Oh man, why can't I stay here and hang out with the gang, I mean it's not like I'm gonna be a Giles when I grow up," pouted Dawn.
"Hey, being a Giles is a good thing!" answered Giles.
"Ahh yes, the art of reading a book..fascinating," joked Dawn.
"Bye guys, I'll see you tomorrow!" yelled Buffy as she made her way out the front entrance of the Magic Box.
"Okay, good, she's gone," said Xander. "Now, we have some explaining to do."
"I would sure say you do," said Giles. "Let's start from the beginning..a Spanish Wedding?" asked Giles.
"Don't ask," said Willow. "It's worse than you could ever have imagined. And you Father of the Bride, get to wear the special orange and yellow satin suit!" said Willow with fake enthusiasm.
"Oh dear…" said Giles.
"Okay, well, let's move on..what's the real reason for Buffy being the Maid of Honour..I thought you were supposed to be Willow," asked Giles.
"Well, I was..but…there was a slight change in plans. It all started when Anya got a call from Buffy saying that she was in love with Spike…." Said Willow.
"I need a drink," said Giles.
15 minutes later…
"So let me get this straight..Anya, you are having a Spanish wedding because it sounds 'neat'…Spike is now the Best Man and Buffy the Maid of Honour because they love each other…Spike knows, but Buffy doesn't because it's a surprise…Spike is taking dancing lessons as we speak…and I have to wear an orange and yellow satin suit," said Giles.
"Well, yes.." said Anya.
"This isn't strong enough..Xander would you be so kind and go in the back and get me the bottle of vodka," asked a half way drunk Giles.
"Okay, sure thing G-man!"
"DON'T call me that!"
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"So, please explain to me again why we have to do a patrol, right by Spike's crypt?" asked Dawn.
"Because,um,well…"
"Just spit it out Buffy, we all know..you want to see him because you love him!" said Dawn.
"Yes, okay, okay, I think about him every single second," admitted Buffy.
"Okay, well then, what are you waiting for, go knock on his door," said Dawn.
"You know what, I think I will!" exclaimed Buffy.
She knocked once on the door, and got no answer. So she knocked again, but this time she heard the faintest sound of music.
"Spike..listening to music?"
Buffy opened the crypt door very quietly so that she wouldn't be seen or heard by him, but what she saw was something she never thought possible.
"Oh, my, god.." said a speechless Buffy.
There was Spike, in his boxer briefs, dancing and singing the Macarena in his crypt, with a giant sombrero on.
"Hey….Macarena!!!!" shouted an almost naked sombrero wearing Spike.
"Oh my god!" whispered Buffy. She quickly exited without being seen, but was left breathless and shocked.
"Buffy what's wrong? Buffy what is it? Is Spike alright?" asked a worried Dawn.
"I..he…tightie whities….singing….sombrero," Buffy said out of breath.
It clicked with Dawn that they should leave before Buffy pieced together why Spike was singing the Macarena in a sombrero.
"I think we should go," said Dawn. "It's getting late."
"Yeah, home," said Buffy.
They walked together back to 16 Revello Drive, mostly in silence. When they reached the front porch, Buffy chose to speak.
"Dawn, do you have any idea why in the world Spike was dancing around in a sombrero?"
"Well, uh..he made me promise not to tell anyone, but I guess I can tell you since you're like in love with him and all," said a lying Dawn. "Well, you know how he has his weekly Passions nights?"
"Yeah," said Buffy.
"Well, uh, Friday is the night where he gets out his best underwear and sings bad songs," Dawn lied quickly.
"Oh, I see. Dawn, I have to ask you something, and please give me a truthful answer."
"Um, yeah sure..what is it Buffy?" Dawn asked, feeling for sure she had been caught, and that Buffy had figured out their secret.
"Okay, well don't laugh, but, am I sick because I thought what he was doing was totally sexy?"
End Part 12
