Piperlude: Just Stare At A Lot Of Walls And Over-React At Every Possible Opportunity
PIPER RANDOMLY WANDERS ON AND STARES AT THE WALL FACING AWAY FROM THE CAMERA. SHE IS STILL FOR A FEW MOMENTS.
PIPER: I think Phoebe may have told you, but my role here is to indeed stare at the wall. What she didn't tell you was that it was also my job to over-react at every possible opportunity. But I'm not gonna do that, because simply I can't be assed. Oh, okay. Oh my God how is this happening I can't believe it now we're all gonna die what do we do help us Leo oh God oh God oh God no Satan is gonna get us help! . Happy now? Look, um, I guess the whole Satan thing is pretty scary, but you know... oh sh*t. Sh*t!!!
LEO(OS): Man Pipey you gotta sort out that swearing problem!
PIPER: (screaming like the day Prue and Phoebe pounded her head in) IT'S NOT A F*CKING PROBLEM YOU B*TCH IT'S A F*CKING HABIT AND YOU KNOW WHAT, SH*THEAD? NOT ALL GODDAMN HABITS ARE BAD, OKAY!?!
WRITING ON THE SCREEN APPEARS, WHICH READS: NB. WE ASKED LEO TO SAY THIS BECAUSE IT REALLY GETS PIPER RILED, THEREFORE YOU HAVE A REACTION, AND NOW HER PART IS OVER.
PIPER: Oh no, my part has just begun!
LEO ENTERS AND STARTS TO 'ESCORT' HER ROUGHLY TO THE DOORWAY.
PIPER: You can't silence the voice of Piper 'Serendipity' Halliwell! You can't get rid of meeeeee!
HE HAS THROWN HER THROUGH THE DOORWAY.
LEO: (to camera) Sheesh. Now you know what I have to put up with! And serendipity... that is so not the right middle name! Try it withOUT the fortunate part. Oh, then it would just be an accident... but I thought Phoebe was the accident...
A BRICK NARROWLY MISSES HIM.
LEO: Hey! With all the bricks out here I could build something!
DIRECTOR(OS): Like what? A house for all your dollies?
LEO: Yeah!
HE REALISES THE DIRECTOR WAS TAKING THE PISS, AND SLOUCHES OFF SCREEN.
Soon, my little nootchies, soon.
kt
Oh! Go and look at my new script - Scream 4...0!
Seriously - if you like Shannen Doherty you'll love it!!!
It's in the films section, or you could also click on my name (I think)
Cheers, m'dears.
PIPER RANDOMLY WANDERS ON AND STARES AT THE WALL FACING AWAY FROM THE CAMERA. SHE IS STILL FOR A FEW MOMENTS.
PIPER: I think Phoebe may have told you, but my role here is to indeed stare at the wall. What she didn't tell you was that it was also my job to over-react at every possible opportunity. But I'm not gonna do that, because simply I can't be assed. Oh, okay. Oh my God how is this happening I can't believe it now we're all gonna die what do we do help us Leo oh God oh God oh God no Satan is gonna get us help! . Happy now? Look, um, I guess the whole Satan thing is pretty scary, but you know... oh sh*t. Sh*t!!!
LEO(OS): Man Pipey you gotta sort out that swearing problem!
PIPER: (screaming like the day Prue and Phoebe pounded her head in) IT'S NOT A F*CKING PROBLEM YOU B*TCH IT'S A F*CKING HABIT AND YOU KNOW WHAT, SH*THEAD? NOT ALL GODDAMN HABITS ARE BAD, OKAY!?!
WRITING ON THE SCREEN APPEARS, WHICH READS: NB. WE ASKED LEO TO SAY THIS BECAUSE IT REALLY GETS PIPER RILED, THEREFORE YOU HAVE A REACTION, AND NOW HER PART IS OVER.
PIPER: Oh no, my part has just begun!
LEO ENTERS AND STARTS TO 'ESCORT' HER ROUGHLY TO THE DOORWAY.
PIPER: You can't silence the voice of Piper 'Serendipity' Halliwell! You can't get rid of meeeeee!
HE HAS THROWN HER THROUGH THE DOORWAY.
LEO: (to camera) Sheesh. Now you know what I have to put up with! And serendipity... that is so not the right middle name! Try it withOUT the fortunate part. Oh, then it would just be an accident... but I thought Phoebe was the accident...
A BRICK NARROWLY MISSES HIM.
LEO: Hey! With all the bricks out here I could build something!
DIRECTOR(OS): Like what? A house for all your dollies?
LEO: Yeah!
HE REALISES THE DIRECTOR WAS TAKING THE PISS, AND SLOUCHES OFF SCREEN.
Soon, my little nootchies, soon.
kt
Oh! Go and look at my new script - Scream 4...0!
Seriously - if you like Shannen Doherty you'll love it!!!
It's in the films section, or you could also click on my name (I think)
Cheers, m'dears.
