Digital-Low Down

By:KirBy

A/N: Obviousely you liked it, so i continue with more humor and insanity! Yeah more crossovers and OOC (out of character) stuff. Oh yeah and Yaoi (boy x boy relations) and Yuri (girl x girl relations)

Anyways Here goes!

Remember.

If a clown is black and white, its a mime.

I know that had nothing to do have anything to do with digimon, i just like saying it. ;P





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Digital-Low Down

Chapter 2: Journey into the Asalymn

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Narrator: Weeeeeeeeeeeeeelcome back to our wonderful fanfiction where pigs fly and people throw ducks at balloons and nothing is as at it seems!

A/N: You stole that off the simpsons!

Narrator: Your not the boss of me!

A/N: See! You did it again!

Narrator: Why you lil....!

A/N: JUST GET ON WITH IT ALREADY!!

Narrator: *coughs* Yes.



"Are we there yet?" Iori peeps up after walking through the never ending forest of treemon.

"No." Izzy replies.

5 seconds later.

"Are we there yet?"

"No."

"Now?"

"No!"

"How about now?"

"Er..no."

"Ok, now?!"

"NO!"

"Oh alright........are we there yet?!"

"NOO!!!!!" everyone anwsers in unise.

"Why not?" Iori whimpers.

"Because were stuck in the never ending forest of treemon." Joe sighs.

"Yeah but.....are we there yet?"

Everyone growls and ignores Iori.

"So then this guy says clip instead of magazine." Miyako is telling Mimi.

"You told me that joke already."

"No this is the one where the guy walks into the bar and says it."

"You told me that one too."

"DID NOT!"

"Whatever."

"So anyways, this guy walks in the bar with a monkey on his says and he says Clip when he MEANT magazine."

MEANWHILE..because this isnt gonna get anywhere if i dont change the setting.

"I CHOSE YOU JIGGLYPUFF!!" Tai throws down a pokeball and Jigglypuff pops out.

"Jiggly!"

"SPLASH JIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGLLY!" Tai screams.

"Jigglypuff cant do splash you bastard." Ken grumbles.

"Oh and your Magikarp can?"

"Erm."

"THUUUUUUUUUNDER SHOCK JIGGLYPUFF!"

"He cant do that either Tai." Ken says rolling his eyes.

"NO! MY POKEMON FAINTED!"

"Jiggly?"

"Oh wait, never mind."

"FACE IT, YOUR NO FSCKING ASH KETCHUP AND YOU WILL NEVER BE!!"

"I thought his name was Satoshi?"

"Erm, whatever."

"Anyways, you are not match for my SUPERSPIFFSHINERTHANUSUALCUSTOMCUSTOMSANDROCK!!!!!!!"

"Tai, thats a furby."

"NOOOOOOO! ITS ITS, THE SANDROCK, LOOK, I EVEN HAVE A CHIBI QUATRE DOLL!!" Tai whimpers.

"This is getting stupid, Im going to rape Davish now."

"I thought his name was Daisuke."

"Erm,Whatever."

"But Mastar, I havent completed my CosmicMoonVeryVerySHORTWhoreLikeFuka Transformation!" Daisuke whimpers.

"What did I tell you about dressing up like Usagi?"

"I thought her name was Serena.."

"ARGH!"

'Daisuke transform intoooooooooo NeoQueenChibiPinkDai!'

"OH MY GOD, YOU ARE SO HOT, I SHALL RAPE MY NOW TRANSVISTITE SLAVE!" Ken screams and begans to molest NeoQueenChibiPinkDai.

"OK Ok, Jiggly do Vine Whip, VINE WHIP!!"Tai says anxiously.

"Puuuuuuff?"

"Oh Tai! You must help me go find the last Clow Card so i can go marry my Brother!"Girly Yama calls.

"Damnit, Im tryin to be a Pokemon Mastar!"

Narrator: CAN WE GET OFF THE CROSSOVERS?!

Everyone: SORRY!

SUDDENLY a very goth dark Takeru is shoved onstage, AND HE'S EATING PINS.

"OH MY GOD!" everyone says in unise.

"Feh." Goth Takeru says.

"He's so dark."Yamato comments.

"And angsty."Tai adds.

"And Gothic."Daisuke finishes.

"OH CAN I BE GOTHIC TOO!?"Hikari calls out.

"NO!"says everyone.

Hikari started crying and ran off to wherever Sora went.

"MAAAAAAAAAAAAATT!"Jun cries running up on stage.

"ARGH!"Yamato yelps as Jun wraps her arms around Yamato.

"Well that promotes Daikeru!"Daisuke smiles and lears towards Goth Takeru.

"YIPPEE!"

"EXCUSE ME!" The kaizer yells "IM THE PRINCE OF DARKNESS, THE PRINCE OF ALL SAIYANS AND YOU SHALL BOW!!!"

Narrator: I SAID NO FSCKING CROSSOVERS!!

"Sorry." Ken sobs. "I just wanted to be liked, after Osamu died and Ryo raped me.."

"RYO!? WHO'S THAT?!" The audience calls.

"Like the best tamer...ever!"

"Eh?"

"The guy who had the veemon."

Jepordy music comes on and the audience looks stumped!

Narrator: This could be the end of it folks, if the audience doesnt awnser in the next five seconds they could lose it all!

"I WANT TO CALL A FRIEND!" someone calls out.

"I NEED TO BORROW A VOULE!" someone else calls.

"Sorry times up!" Ken says looking at the card "You *are* the weakest link!"

"I SHALL SAVE HYRULE!!" Yama calls out in a Link outfit.

"Er."

Narrator: NO FSCKING CROSSOVERS!

"But its a gaaaaaame!"

"No!!"

Yamato sighs.

JUST THEN

Koushiro and Company breaks in.

"TAI YAMAGAMI WE HAVE COME FOR YOUR SISTER!!!!"Koushiro yells.

"Are we there yet?" Iori says.

"Uhm yeah!"

"Horray! I want to ride the poooooooony!"

"Erm."

"Well she's not here Izzay."

"My name is Koush!"

"Erm, whatever."

"Anyways, SINCE your sister is not here we have come for something...something very important and it is so important it may save the world and this thing i am talking about which i will soon explain is of great value and only one pure of heart can have it and this thing is..................................."

Screencuts off.

Narrator: WELL Kiddies, You'll have to watch NEXT time and you want to see the end of this, until next time, EAT YOUR TOOAST!!

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TBC! (to be concerned! er i mean continued! ^^;)

A/N: What didya think?! *giggles* Oh yesh, Goth T.K. is (c) of Clare and Zelda is (c) of Nintendo.

Anyone who trys to steal it are gonna get their ass kicked, yea see'?!

Oh yesh one last Thing...

Reviiiiiiiiiew! :-D

BUT only if you feel the diar need to comment on this collection of letters that forms words that make up sentences which go in paragraphs which tell a story of a long long time ago..

WTF, your still reading this?!? Go get a life you pervs!