Digital Low-Down
By:KirBy
A/N: Damn, never ever thought i wash gonna finish this, yeah more crossovers but more of, er, TAMERS crossover.Uhm, anything else is just insanity, plain and simple.Kinda short, ah sue me! Now lets roll tiz thang one moe time Charlie!
Ryo:Who's Charlie?
Spe[:Meh name ish Charlie!
Ryo: Your name is Spek with a fscking strange K!
Spe[:CHARLIE!
Ryo:Whatever
Ah stop bitchin, they dont want to see my stupid altar egos they want to read this!
Ryo:Useless fictional sh..
Spe[ and KirBy:RYO!
Ryo:What??!?
~
Digital Low-Down
Chapter Three: But in the End,Does it Really End?
Awnser:Hell No!
-
Narrator:BACK TO THE SHOW!
"and that is.......!" Izzy says as if he has been holding his breath a long long time.
EVERYONE HOLDS THEIR BREATH!
"That is.."
"Is..?"
"Is.."
"Is???"
"Is........"
"IZZY!!!"
"What?! Damnit, Im Koushirrro!"
"Eh,Whatever. WELL WHAT WAS IT?"Everyone says in unise.
"Um. I forget!"Izzy sweatdrops.
EVERYONE FALLS OVER ANIME STYLE (dontcha hate dat?)
JUST THEN..Something AMAZINGLY STUPID er NEW BREAKS THRU THE WALL!!!
"NOT SO FAST, Uhm, FAST PEOPLE!" Screams some kid with yellow goggles.
"No!"Sora says (who magikally came back some how.)
"Impossible!" Says Yolei
"INCREDIABLE!"Screams Ken who is making out with Yamato for some reason or another.
"Its Its.."Jyou stammers.
EVERYONE GASPS!
"Yeah Yeah its the Digimon Tamers get over it." Ruki growls pulling out a ciggarett and smoking it.
"Woah! Digidestin cant smoke!"Says Daisuke.
"Says who?" Asks Lee lighting up one.
"Wait wait, You can smoke, AND I NEVER KNEW ABOUT IT?!?"Screams Takeru.
"Tamers live in a different world, boundries are endless." says Kazu smoking a ciggarett and coming out of nowhere.
"Yup."Says Kenta again coming out of nowhere.
"Arf! Thats right!" Juri says STILL coming out of nowhere.
"THE INSANITY! I JUST..JUST CANT TAKE IT!" Kari screams running out.
"Woah, someone's got it bad."Iori says because he hasnt said anything in awhile and this author FELT as though he should say something.
SILENCE.
"Welp,Im bored, anyone up for an orgy?" Yamato asks all of a sudden.
"ME!"Everyone says in unise raising their hands.
So everyone grabbed someone randomly and screwed like happy pervy bunnies that we all know and love.
Fangrrlz and Fanboyz cheer them on.
A WEEK LATER.
A very sweat soaken,tired looking Tai steps up to the potium he once was going to use to talk to the fans about any changes in the digital and real world assiociation.
"OOOKAY, Well after about 168 hours of practically non-stop boinking,well make that 166 cuz Takato wanted to go get some chinese, we fscked happily, now as I was saying dear loyal Digi-fans.."
"EH! Times out!" Terri-Lee O'Mally (a/n:i think thats the lady who produces the english version of digimon, MUAHAHA!) Says clapping her hands.
"But I.."
"Eh!"
"I just gotta."
"EH EH!"
"Bu.."
"NO!"
Narrator:Will paildramon ever find the fountain of youth....?
"WAIT WAIT!" Tai says panicing.
Narrator:Will the digidestin ever stop boinking.
"PLEASE JUST 5.."
Narrator:What the hell is season four? Stay tuned for digimon DIGITAL MONSTERS!
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Tai screams pulling his big mop of hair frantically.
BLACKOUT, SUPER-SPEED BY CREDITS!
Uhm,End?
"YOU CANT DO THIS, I HAVE A CONTRACT!" Tai screams.
Yeah,definatlly end.
~
A/N: Oh Jesus Budda and Gennai! REAAAALLY Sorry bout that chapter, short but eh...worth the wait.
Ryo:No one was reading it you dolt!
Er, ok well *shrugs and looks hopefully towards the review box* Maybee i can pay them?
Spe[:I have all your money.
Damn. Er, CHERRIO!
Spe[:Isnt that a cereal.
Ryo sweatdrops.
REAL END. Unless you want more then youd have to pay me, then my peoplez would talk to yours.
By:KirBy
A/N: Damn, never ever thought i wash gonna finish this, yeah more crossovers but more of, er, TAMERS crossover.Uhm, anything else is just insanity, plain and simple.Kinda short, ah sue me! Now lets roll tiz thang one moe time Charlie!
Ryo:Who's Charlie?
Spe[:Meh name ish Charlie!
Ryo: Your name is Spek with a fscking strange K!
Spe[:CHARLIE!
Ryo:Whatever
Ah stop bitchin, they dont want to see my stupid altar egos they want to read this!
Ryo:Useless fictional sh..
Spe[ and KirBy:RYO!
Ryo:What??!?
~
Digital Low-Down
Chapter Three: But in the End,Does it Really End?
Awnser:Hell No!
-
Narrator:BACK TO THE SHOW!
"and that is.......!" Izzy says as if he has been holding his breath a long long time.
EVERYONE HOLDS THEIR BREATH!
"That is.."
"Is..?"
"Is.."
"Is???"
"Is........"
"IZZY!!!"
"What?! Damnit, Im Koushirrro!"
"Eh,Whatever. WELL WHAT WAS IT?"Everyone says in unise.
"Um. I forget!"Izzy sweatdrops.
EVERYONE FALLS OVER ANIME STYLE (dontcha hate dat?)
JUST THEN..Something AMAZINGLY STUPID er NEW BREAKS THRU THE WALL!!!
"NOT SO FAST, Uhm, FAST PEOPLE!" Screams some kid with yellow goggles.
"No!"Sora says (who magikally came back some how.)
"Impossible!" Says Yolei
"INCREDIABLE!"Screams Ken who is making out with Yamato for some reason or another.
"Its Its.."Jyou stammers.
EVERYONE GASPS!
"Yeah Yeah its the Digimon Tamers get over it." Ruki growls pulling out a ciggarett and smoking it.
"Woah! Digidestin cant smoke!"Says Daisuke.
"Says who?" Asks Lee lighting up one.
"Wait wait, You can smoke, AND I NEVER KNEW ABOUT IT?!?"Screams Takeru.
"Tamers live in a different world, boundries are endless." says Kazu smoking a ciggarett and coming out of nowhere.
"Yup."Says Kenta again coming out of nowhere.
"Arf! Thats right!" Juri says STILL coming out of nowhere.
"THE INSANITY! I JUST..JUST CANT TAKE IT!" Kari screams running out.
"Woah, someone's got it bad."Iori says because he hasnt said anything in awhile and this author FELT as though he should say something.
SILENCE.
"Welp,Im bored, anyone up for an orgy?" Yamato asks all of a sudden.
"ME!"Everyone says in unise raising their hands.
So everyone grabbed someone randomly and screwed like happy pervy bunnies that we all know and love.
Fangrrlz and Fanboyz cheer them on.
A WEEK LATER.
A very sweat soaken,tired looking Tai steps up to the potium he once was going to use to talk to the fans about any changes in the digital and real world assiociation.
"OOOKAY, Well after about 168 hours of practically non-stop boinking,well make that 166 cuz Takato wanted to go get some chinese, we fscked happily, now as I was saying dear loyal Digi-fans.."
"EH! Times out!" Terri-Lee O'Mally (a/n:i think thats the lady who produces the english version of digimon, MUAHAHA!) Says clapping her hands.
"But I.."
"Eh!"
"I just gotta."
"EH EH!"
"Bu.."
"NO!"
Narrator:Will paildramon ever find the fountain of youth....?
"WAIT WAIT!" Tai says panicing.
Narrator:Will the digidestin ever stop boinking.
"PLEASE JUST 5.."
Narrator:What the hell is season four? Stay tuned for digimon DIGITAL MONSTERS!
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Tai screams pulling his big mop of hair frantically.
BLACKOUT, SUPER-SPEED BY CREDITS!
Uhm,End?
"YOU CANT DO THIS, I HAVE A CONTRACT!" Tai screams.
Yeah,definatlly end.
~
A/N: Oh Jesus Budda and Gennai! REAAAALLY Sorry bout that chapter, short but eh...worth the wait.
Ryo:No one was reading it you dolt!
Er, ok well *shrugs and looks hopefully towards the review box* Maybee i can pay them?
Spe[:I have all your money.
Damn. Er, CHERRIO!
Spe[:Isnt that a cereal.
Ryo sweatdrops.
REAL END. Unless you want more then youd have to pay me, then my peoplez would talk to yours.
