Selphie and Rinoa sit in a cafe in Balamb, overlooking the ocean. They were sharing a plate of french fries. Rinoa had a glass of sparkling water, and Selphie had a diet Coke.
"I'm so glad you came back." Rinoa blushed at Selphie's warm statement. Considering everything, that was just another way of Selphie saying "i love you".
"Yeah, I'm glad to be back too."
"You missed so much!" exclaimed Selphie.
"Definatley. I missed Seifer and Zell, and Xu and Quistis! How did all that happen, anway?"
"Well..." Selphie took a sip of Coke and began to explain.

Zell had been leaning on the side of one of the fountains in Garden. Seifer passed by on his way to the dorms, and stopped.
"Hey Chickenwuss."
Zell's head snaped to face Seifer.
"Yes Seifer?"
"Dare ya to jump in there." He looked at the fountain and then back to Zell. Zell shrugged. He couldn't pass down a dare like that, especially because he'd always wanted to jump in the fountain. He stripped off his gloves, jacket, shirt, and shoes, and jumped in with a huge splash, barley avoiding soaking Seifer. Everyone turned to look, but he was already out of sight. Then that same everyone turned to stare at Seifer.
"What?" Once that "everyone" had gone back to whatever they were doing, Zell stood up in the water, to face Seifer.
"So I did it."
"Hunh?"
"I beat your dare."
"What else would you do on a dare, I wonder?"
"Woudtn't you like to find out."
"Actually I would. I've got another dare for you." He leaned down and whispered into Zell's soggy ear. "Zell... come with me to my room... I have a few dares waiting for you there..." Then he kissed Zell, passionatley and open-mouthed. Zell moaned.
"I'd love to..."

"I can't believe I missed that!"
"I can show it to you... The security cameras caught it all, that's how I know the details."
"What else have you divined from those security cameras?!"
"Well, I knew when you and Squall broke up... and I knew what you and Quistis were wearing..."
"So THAT's how you managed to match us..."
"Yeah, well, it was for the best."
Rinoa shrugged.
"So, you haven't explained Xu and Quistis."
"That wasn't really so interesting. They chatted for a few minutes in Quisty's classroom , Quistis revealed lesbianism and Xu revealed long-time crush on Quisty. From there it was predictable."
"Did they... in the classroom?"
"Never would have thought Quisty was the type for that."
"I'll never be able to go in there again without thinking about..." Rinoa laughed.
"The question is do you go anywhere without thinking about that?"
"Not with you I don't." They both laughed.
"So, how are Zone and Watts?"
"Engaged, actually."
"Wow! That's news."
"Yeah, it was even for me. It seems that during the fear of the time-compression Era, the two of them got a lot closer."
"Engaged is close."
"They're also constantly making out. And I'm not really kidding by constantly. I'm suprised we liberated Timber."
"Which one's the *cough* hungry one?"
"Well, Zone is usually the one who initiates it."
"Mister "sir" doesn't seem to be the dominant type, that's true."
"Yeah. Watts is kind of subservient. The whole respect thing... and Zone apperciates that."
"Do you ever hear strange noises coming from... i'm assuming they shared a room?"
"The question is, how did I sleep..."

The two continued to laugh over their light lunch. Such a happy couple.

~Fira
Hey if you enjoyed that part, go back and re-read the rest! I made some changes...