Neon Genesis Plushievelion
Episode 04: Surrounded by stand-ins.
Another nose-dive into madness by Kompi
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This is.. probably. .what would be refered to as a 'Derevative work' of an anime series known as 'Neon Genesis Evangelion' by the company 'Gainax'. Gainax owns all rights to their licenses, copyrights and such stuff.. and wether I or them own the specific rights for this derevative work I don't know. (Copyright laws are funny things.. uhm..)
Also respective toys featured are owned by whoever made them. I claim no ownership of them.
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If anyone's still reading this, I'm sorry it took so long.. considering how short NGP chapters are.. But really - humor is an odd thing.. and I've felt mostly serious or depressed during the holidays and haven't really been in that mood of a calm insanity that writing NGP mostly requires.
I still plan to finish NGP either way - I'm trying to get rid of a bad habit of mine to just leave projects hanging.. but chaos knows when it'll be done.
As for this episode.. the title really says it all, so I won't.
Happy reading -_^
-Kompi
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It was early morning when the world made a flashback to the past. The almost-constructed Unit-00 was attempting to syncronize with a cold and uncaring Rei. The first steps went just fine as the control panel was started and the plug was inserted.
The problem was the final phase of the activation. Someone had apparently placed a few pneumatic hoses and electronical cables wrong on the LEGO model which resulted it to rock and spasm in a pattern that might - if it had been shown to the outside world - have spawned a new kind of dance. As it were, it only created panic for the author and the NERV bridge crew.
IF that wasn't enough the plug was emergency-ejected and shot out of the evangelion at a rapid pace. As the batteries of the control station broke down and Unit-00 stopped moving, commander Gendo Ikari rushed to the aid of poor Rei who was stuck in the almost crushed LEGO pod that had shot out. The pod was supposed to be superheated, but wasn't.. so the Author helped create.. the proper effect.
The proper effect ended in alot of screaming and cursing as a burning Gendo Ikari with bite-marks from a dog asked pilot Rei Ayanami if she was alright.
Thankfully the flashback ended there as the first angel rushed in and wondered what that smell was.
Wisely, she confiscated the lighter.
--
Tokyo-3 was different. This was because it had been temporarely been moved to the friends' room. The constant was that an angel was attacking. The angel was big.. huge. It was also odd, had wheels and something big and metallic built into it. It was driving along the desk that currently was the city, pretending to be menacing.
Unit-01 was nowhere to be found. Just typical. So when Shinji finally launched, he had to settle with a green and purple evangelion designated Unit-Scorponoc... and being taped to its back to substitute for an entry plug.
The bridge crew also was hard to find - only Shinji and Rei had relocated to the new Tokyo-3. So when everything was finally prepared it was Captain Michelangelo Katsuragi that yelled "Like, Launch Dude!".
When finally Unit-scorponoc reached the table for deployment, the angel fired its weapon. Its' not-so-hot-wave hit the evangelion with a bright light. Any onlooker would've laughed. SHINJI would've laughed.. if it wasn't for the tiny fact that the not-so-hot-wave was enough to blind the author who dropped Unit-scorponoc who, after a pretty interesting set of wobbles, immitated a meteorite and struck the floor.
..The attack was aborted as a plan was obviously needed..
--
While Shinji was busy recovering, Rei spent most her time preparing for another attempt at besting the angel at the direction of Captain Michelangelo Katsuragi and Doctor Donatello Akagi. She had already managed to collect a diode-based photon accellerator and was currently in progress to assemble the tremendous power source that would be needed to reach the required output. She had been told a few possible locations, and after 15 minutes of fruitless searching she was down to just one more.
Carefully guiding the hands of her Unit-Prime she managed to open some kind of lid in the back of the large rabbit-like creature. The compartment she had opened revealed the item of her search - a long somewhat oddly shaped cylinder. The rabbit seemed reluctant to release the source of its power, but after a few seconts of violent tugging and pulling Rei finally had the item in the arms of her Evangelion.
"Did 'ya find it?" captain Katsuragi quieried over her commlink.
"Yes." Rei answered, her voice revealing all her emotions - thus none.
"Radical, Dudette! Bring! We'll sure be happy to have that!"
"Yes.". With the source of power in hold, the first child made her way back to where the the photon accellerator was being assembled.
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"Hey Rei.. why do you pilot an evangelion?"
"..because I'm bonded to it."
"..bonded..?"
"Yes. I'm taped to its back."
"Oh.."
Shinji shook his head and cleared the memories of the previous discussion out of his head. Now was not the time for flashbacks - it was the time to act. Grasping the sniper rifle securely in the ..claws.. of his evangelion, he readied himself for the upcomming shot. The angel was within range. Everything was set according to the plan. Now all he had to do was wait for the go sign.
"Ya ready up there dude?".
"Yes." Shinji replied, offering a slight nod.
"All right! Go for it!".
Shinji hit the trigger.. or rather - tried to hit the trigger. He found that the claws on his evangelion wasn't exactly well positioned to do so. He fumbled with the weapon, desperately trying to push the trigger.
"Dude! The enemy is getting ready to fire!" one of the bridge staff suddenly yelled.
"Totally uncool!" captain Katsuragi complained out loudly.
Shinji frowned and finally managed to keep the trigger down. The huge sniper rifle fired, leaving a red dot on the angel, having otherwise no effect. The angel also fired, its bright light blinding Shinji. Unit Scorponoc staggered backwards, the beam of its photon cannon wandering far off its target and down on the floor before Shinji released the trigger.
Suddenly a shadow jumped up before him, blocking the bright light away. It took him a few moments to recognize the outline of Unit-prime.
"Rei!"
"Hurry pilot Ikari. My eyes hurt." the female pilot responded in a weak voice. Shinji nodded by pure reflex and began once again fumble with the sniper rifle. It had slipped his grip, but now with experience from the previous attempt it took him little time to press the trigger. The red dot once again planted itself on the angel.
...moments grew into seconds...
*Come on! Work!* Shinji desperately pleaded in his mind.
Suddenly the angel was relocated towards its side and into open air. A large .. thing.. was firmly latched to it on the point where Shinji had been firing. For a very short moment the angel and gravity were involved in a furious battle.
Gravity won.
The angel suffered a pretty impressive structural failiure and fell appart quite well as it hit the floor with a heavy thud. The object that had latched on to it had utilized lightning-fast reflexes and jumped of the angel before they crashed into the ground. Shinji looked on in some sort of awe as the authors friend chased the rouge feline out of Tokyo-3.
"Cowabunga! Way to go kiddo!" captain Katsuragi complimented over the comm. Shinji blinked, not aware that he had done anything.
"I agree with the captain, Pilot Ikari. It was unconventional, but it obviously worked." Rei said, her voice uncommonly calm for someone who had just spent the last half minute staring into a flashlight. Shinji shrugged.
"uh.. yeah.. Anything goes I guess.." he replied.
--
The author returned to the 'old' Tokyo-3 later that day. He carefully placed Shinji back at the Katsuragi residence and put Rei in a drawer along with most of the NERV crew. Then he left, following the call of the first angel with promise of food.
On one of the shelves Shinji Ikari woke from a nightmare and silently wondered why his guardian would turn green and make him pizza...
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Ack! No more turtles, I promise! Now put down those knives, people!
*ahem* ..yes I'm aware it took awhile.. and I'm aware it may take even longer before the next episode.. (as I'm pretty much out of ideas for it). I've placed my self nose-deep in projects and I seem to have run out of creativity for the moment.
Oh well.. Fink and I will think of something.. eventually.
Be afraid! Mwahahaaha!
-Kompi
Episode 04: Surrounded by stand-ins.
Another nose-dive into madness by Kompi
--------------------------------------------------------------------
This is.. probably. .what would be refered to as a 'Derevative work' of an anime series known as 'Neon Genesis Evangelion' by the company 'Gainax'. Gainax owns all rights to their licenses, copyrights and such stuff.. and wether I or them own the specific rights for this derevative work I don't know. (Copyright laws are funny things.. uhm..)
Also respective toys featured are owned by whoever made them. I claim no ownership of them.
--------------------------------------------------------------------
If anyone's still reading this, I'm sorry it took so long.. considering how short NGP chapters are.. But really - humor is an odd thing.. and I've felt mostly serious or depressed during the holidays and haven't really been in that mood of a calm insanity that writing NGP mostly requires.
I still plan to finish NGP either way - I'm trying to get rid of a bad habit of mine to just leave projects hanging.. but chaos knows when it'll be done.
As for this episode.. the title really says it all, so I won't.
Happy reading -_^
-Kompi
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It was early morning when the world made a flashback to the past. The almost-constructed Unit-00 was attempting to syncronize with a cold and uncaring Rei. The first steps went just fine as the control panel was started and the plug was inserted.
The problem was the final phase of the activation. Someone had apparently placed a few pneumatic hoses and electronical cables wrong on the LEGO model which resulted it to rock and spasm in a pattern that might - if it had been shown to the outside world - have spawned a new kind of dance. As it were, it only created panic for the author and the NERV bridge crew.
IF that wasn't enough the plug was emergency-ejected and shot out of the evangelion at a rapid pace. As the batteries of the control station broke down and Unit-00 stopped moving, commander Gendo Ikari rushed to the aid of poor Rei who was stuck in the almost crushed LEGO pod that had shot out. The pod was supposed to be superheated, but wasn't.. so the Author helped create.. the proper effect.
The proper effect ended in alot of screaming and cursing as a burning Gendo Ikari with bite-marks from a dog asked pilot Rei Ayanami if she was alright.
Thankfully the flashback ended there as the first angel rushed in and wondered what that smell was.
Wisely, she confiscated the lighter.
--
Tokyo-3 was different. This was because it had been temporarely been moved to the friends' room. The constant was that an angel was attacking. The angel was big.. huge. It was also odd, had wheels and something big and metallic built into it. It was driving along the desk that currently was the city, pretending to be menacing.
Unit-01 was nowhere to be found. Just typical. So when Shinji finally launched, he had to settle with a green and purple evangelion designated Unit-Scorponoc... and being taped to its back to substitute for an entry plug.
The bridge crew also was hard to find - only Shinji and Rei had relocated to the new Tokyo-3. So when everything was finally prepared it was Captain Michelangelo Katsuragi that yelled "Like, Launch Dude!".
When finally Unit-scorponoc reached the table for deployment, the angel fired its weapon. Its' not-so-hot-wave hit the evangelion with a bright light. Any onlooker would've laughed. SHINJI would've laughed.. if it wasn't for the tiny fact that the not-so-hot-wave was enough to blind the author who dropped Unit-scorponoc who, after a pretty interesting set of wobbles, immitated a meteorite and struck the floor.
..The attack was aborted as a plan was obviously needed..
--
While Shinji was busy recovering, Rei spent most her time preparing for another attempt at besting the angel at the direction of Captain Michelangelo Katsuragi and Doctor Donatello Akagi. She had already managed to collect a diode-based photon accellerator and was currently in progress to assemble the tremendous power source that would be needed to reach the required output. She had been told a few possible locations, and after 15 minutes of fruitless searching she was down to just one more.
Carefully guiding the hands of her Unit-Prime she managed to open some kind of lid in the back of the large rabbit-like creature. The compartment she had opened revealed the item of her search - a long somewhat oddly shaped cylinder. The rabbit seemed reluctant to release the source of its power, but after a few seconts of violent tugging and pulling Rei finally had the item in the arms of her Evangelion.
"Did 'ya find it?" captain Katsuragi quieried over her commlink.
"Yes." Rei answered, her voice revealing all her emotions - thus none.
"Radical, Dudette! Bring! We'll sure be happy to have that!"
"Yes.". With the source of power in hold, the first child made her way back to where the the photon accellerator was being assembled.
--
"Hey Rei.. why do you pilot an evangelion?"
"..because I'm bonded to it."
"..bonded..?"
"Yes. I'm taped to its back."
"Oh.."
Shinji shook his head and cleared the memories of the previous discussion out of his head. Now was not the time for flashbacks - it was the time to act. Grasping the sniper rifle securely in the ..claws.. of his evangelion, he readied himself for the upcomming shot. The angel was within range. Everything was set according to the plan. Now all he had to do was wait for the go sign.
"Ya ready up there dude?".
"Yes." Shinji replied, offering a slight nod.
"All right! Go for it!".
Shinji hit the trigger.. or rather - tried to hit the trigger. He found that the claws on his evangelion wasn't exactly well positioned to do so. He fumbled with the weapon, desperately trying to push the trigger.
"Dude! The enemy is getting ready to fire!" one of the bridge staff suddenly yelled.
"Totally uncool!" captain Katsuragi complained out loudly.
Shinji frowned and finally managed to keep the trigger down. The huge sniper rifle fired, leaving a red dot on the angel, having otherwise no effect. The angel also fired, its bright light blinding Shinji. Unit Scorponoc staggered backwards, the beam of its photon cannon wandering far off its target and down on the floor before Shinji released the trigger.
Suddenly a shadow jumped up before him, blocking the bright light away. It took him a few moments to recognize the outline of Unit-prime.
"Rei!"
"Hurry pilot Ikari. My eyes hurt." the female pilot responded in a weak voice. Shinji nodded by pure reflex and began once again fumble with the sniper rifle. It had slipped his grip, but now with experience from the previous attempt it took him little time to press the trigger. The red dot once again planted itself on the angel.
...moments grew into seconds...
*Come on! Work!* Shinji desperately pleaded in his mind.
Suddenly the angel was relocated towards its side and into open air. A large .. thing.. was firmly latched to it on the point where Shinji had been firing. For a very short moment the angel and gravity were involved in a furious battle.
Gravity won.
The angel suffered a pretty impressive structural failiure and fell appart quite well as it hit the floor with a heavy thud. The object that had latched on to it had utilized lightning-fast reflexes and jumped of the angel before they crashed into the ground. Shinji looked on in some sort of awe as the authors friend chased the rouge feline out of Tokyo-3.
"Cowabunga! Way to go kiddo!" captain Katsuragi complimented over the comm. Shinji blinked, not aware that he had done anything.
"I agree with the captain, Pilot Ikari. It was unconventional, but it obviously worked." Rei said, her voice uncommonly calm for someone who had just spent the last half minute staring into a flashlight. Shinji shrugged.
"uh.. yeah.. Anything goes I guess.." he replied.
--
The author returned to the 'old' Tokyo-3 later that day. He carefully placed Shinji back at the Katsuragi residence and put Rei in a drawer along with most of the NERV crew. Then he left, following the call of the first angel with promise of food.
On one of the shelves Shinji Ikari woke from a nightmare and silently wondered why his guardian would turn green and make him pizza...
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Ack! No more turtles, I promise! Now put down those knives, people!
*ahem* ..yes I'm aware it took awhile.. and I'm aware it may take even longer before the next episode.. (as I'm pretty much out of ideas for it). I've placed my self nose-deep in projects and I seem to have run out of creativity for the moment.
Oh well.. Fink and I will think of something.. eventually.
Be afraid! Mwahahaaha!
-Kompi
