Chapter 2: Let the "PAR-TAY" Begin!

Disclaimer: I do not own Final Fantasy! I just own this story, Squaresoft owns Final Fantasy!

Right now our friends are…(Sephiroth: HEY! You're not not my friend! You stinkin bastard!) all right! all right! Our friends EXCEPT Sephiroth (Sephiroth: Thank you!)

are at……...well lets just say there somewhere.



Yuffie: Hey look it's Seifer beatin up his dog! Lets steal his gunblade while he's kickin his dog in it's manhood( or otherwise doghood)!

Seifer: Take that! Take that! That's what u get for biting the old lady in the leg when I specifically told you to bite her neck!!!!

Tifa: Aw! That puppys so cuuuttttteeeeeeee!!!!!! HEY!! SEIFER!! STOP IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU WHORE!!

Seifer: (he blushes at the voice since he likes Tifa) Oh sorry my bad….

Tifa: That's ok, u wanna come to our party?

Seifer: Sure, But if only…..if only your wear a really short skirt, OK?

Irvine: Hey Cloud's gonna get mad, so is Sephiroth!!!

Tifa: Screw both of them!! Seifer's so cute! Like his doggy!!!!

* Back at "Someplace" *

Cloud: Hey Vivi! Got the popcorn ready?

Vivi: Hold up! Im just one person! A really short person…

Zell: (in a whiny voice) I want my hot dogs! An I want them right now or im gonna start crying like the little baby I am!

(Everyone stares at him…)

Zell: Forget I said that.

(Awkward silence…)

Zell: (feeling crunchy) Uhhhhh….. who wants to kick Sephiroth?!?!

Cloud: (in "kindergarten" voice) I do! I do!!!!

* Cloud gets some running space… he runs….. and……… HE FALLS DOWN!!! *

Vivi: Wow, what a chicken wuss…

Zell: HEY Im not the chicken wuss anymore!!

Vivi: Yes u are, Both of u are! * In Sephiroth's freaky voice * Mhuahahahahahahahaha!!!

* DING DONG, Cloud gets up *

Cloud: I'll get it.

* Cloud opens door *

Cloud: Hey Squall, Rinoa, Tidus, Yuna!

Squall: (in hurried voice) Hey Cloud, where's the closet?

(not waiting for answer)

Squall: Hurry Tidus! We gotta hide!!!!!

Tidus: THEY'RE CRAZY!! THEY'RE GONNA KILL USSSSSSSSS!

Sephiroth: * snoring loudly *

* Tidus and Squall scramble outta the door way and hide, Yuna and Rinoa just walked up to the door *

Yuna: That was the worst double-date we ever had!

Rinoa: You said it sister! First they ditched us, then they made us pay for the dinner, then they started flirtin with other hoes!

Cloud: Uhhh… You girls are hoes?!?!?!

Rinoa: We're not talking to you Clod Shit!

Cloud: My name is Cloud Strife! So get it right! Hey, cool, that rhymes!

Zell: Hey, you guyz comin in?

Sephiroth: * snoring loudly *

Yuna: Yeah, he's right, we should come in.

Rinoa: (winks to Yuna) Yeah, and we should apologize to the guyz… then we can give them a surprise…

Tidus: (voice muffled inside closet) Whoaff! Asch Schuprife? (Wow! A surprise?)

Squall: Lemme out!!! This guy is gay!

Tidus: No Im not! *BAMM, punches Squall in the gut *

Squall: Fuck you man! I might puke! Lets just get out!

* Fighting in the closet to get out first, then they break through the door shattering it! *

Yuna: ( in sexy voice) Tidus, I've been a very bad girl, I think I deserve a spankin. Doncha think?

Rinoa: (in a devilish voice) Squall, lets go to the bedroom and I'll show u something special…… I think you'll like a lot!!!

Sephiroth: * snoring loudly *

* REEEEEEEECHT!!! BAMM!! *



Zell: What the fuck?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Cloud: We're being attacked by aliens from a distant planet!!!!!!

Vivi: (looking out window) Nope, that's just a drunk Yuffie driving.

Cloud: Ohhhhhhhh…… Well, exactly my point! An alien! She is that ugly!

* OutSide *

Yuffie: Damn! Irvine! You ok?

Irvine: (on the ground) Yeah of course Im ok. I mean wouldn't anybody be ok if they flew out of a car speeding 50 in a 25 kilometer zone and then they crashed into a lamp post flying out of it and being impaled on a marble?!?!?!?!?!?

Seifer: Yup, that is perfectly safe.

* Every body else arrives becuz it will take reaaaaaaaaaaaaally long if everybody arrives individually *



Author's Note: Hey fans! Our chapters are real short so we can add new chapters pretty soon, and e-mail me. I don't really care bouts hate mail so speak ur mind.