Chapter 2: Let the "PAR-TAY" Begin!
Disclaimer: I do not own Final Fantasy! I just own this story, Squaresoft owns Final Fantasy!
Right now our friends are…(Sephiroth: HEY! You're not not my friend! You stinkin bastard!) all right! all right! Our friends EXCEPT Sephiroth (Sephiroth: Thank you!)
are at……...well lets just say there somewhere.
Yuffie: Hey look it's Seifer beatin up his dog! Lets steal his gunblade while he's kickin his dog in it's manhood( or otherwise doghood)!
Seifer: Take that! Take that! That's what u get for biting the old lady in the leg when I specifically told you to bite her neck!!!!
Tifa: Aw! That puppys so cuuuttttteeeeeeee!!!!!! HEY!! SEIFER!! STOP IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU WHORE!!
Seifer: (he blushes at the voice since he likes Tifa) Oh sorry my bad….
Tifa: That's ok, u wanna come to our party?
Seifer: Sure, But if only…..if only your wear a really short skirt, OK?
Irvine: Hey Cloud's gonna get mad, so is Sephiroth!!!
Tifa: Screw both of them!! Seifer's so cute! Like his doggy!!!!
* Back at "Someplace" *
Cloud: Hey Vivi! Got the popcorn ready?
Vivi: Hold up! Im just one person! A really short person…
Zell: (in a whiny voice) I want my hot dogs! An I want them right now or im gonna start crying like the little baby I am!
(Everyone stares at him…)
Zell: Forget I said that.
(Awkward silence…)
Zell: (feeling crunchy) Uhhhhh….. who wants to kick Sephiroth?!?!
Cloud: (in "kindergarten" voice) I do! I do!!!!
* Cloud gets some running space… he runs….. and……… HE FALLS DOWN!!! *
Vivi: Wow, what a chicken wuss…
Zell: HEY Im not the chicken wuss anymore!!
Vivi: Yes u are, Both of u are! * In Sephiroth's freaky voice * Mhuahahahahahahahaha!!!
* DING DONG, Cloud gets up *
Cloud: I'll get it.
* Cloud opens door *
Cloud: Hey Squall, Rinoa, Tidus, Yuna!
Squall: (in hurried voice) Hey Cloud, where's the closet?
(not waiting for answer)
Squall: Hurry Tidus! We gotta hide!!!!!
Tidus: THEY'RE CRAZY!! THEY'RE GONNA KILL USSSSSSSSS!
Sephiroth: * snoring loudly *
* Tidus and Squall scramble outta the door way and hide, Yuna and Rinoa just walked up to the door *
Yuna: That was the worst double-date we ever had!
Rinoa: You said it sister! First they ditched us, then they made us pay for the dinner, then they started flirtin with other hoes!
Cloud: Uhhh… You girls are hoes?!?!?!
Rinoa: We're not talking to you Clod Shit!
Cloud: My name is Cloud Strife! So get it right! Hey, cool, that rhymes!
Zell: Hey, you guyz comin in?
Sephiroth: * snoring loudly *
Yuna: Yeah, he's right, we should come in.
Rinoa: (winks to Yuna) Yeah, and we should apologize to the guyz… then we can give them a surprise…
Tidus: (voice muffled inside closet) Whoaff! Asch Schuprife? (Wow! A surprise?)
Squall: Lemme out!!! This guy is gay!
Tidus: No Im not! *BAMM, punches Squall in the gut *
Squall: Fuck you man! I might puke! Lets just get out!
* Fighting in the closet to get out first, then they break through the door shattering it! *
Yuna: ( in sexy voice) Tidus, I've been a very bad girl, I think I deserve a spankin. Doncha think?
Rinoa: (in a devilish voice) Squall, lets go to the bedroom and I'll show u something special…… I think you'll like a lot!!!
Sephiroth: * snoring loudly *
* REEEEEEEECHT!!! BAMM!! *
Zell: What the fuck?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Cloud: We're being attacked by aliens from a distant planet!!!!!!
Vivi: (looking out window) Nope, that's just a drunk Yuffie driving.
Cloud: Ohhhhhhhh…… Well, exactly my point! An alien! She is that ugly!
* OutSide *
Yuffie: Damn! Irvine! You ok?
Irvine: (on the ground) Yeah of course Im ok. I mean wouldn't anybody be ok if they flew out of a car speeding 50 in a 25 kilometer zone and then they crashed into a lamp post flying out of it and being impaled on a marble?!?!?!?!?!?
Seifer: Yup, that is perfectly safe.
* Every body else arrives becuz it will take reaaaaaaaaaaaaally long if everybody arrives individually *
Author's Note: Hey fans! Our chapters are real short so we can add new chapters pretty soon, and e-mail me. I don't really care bouts hate mail so speak ur mind.
Disclaimer: I do not own Final Fantasy! I just own this story, Squaresoft owns Final Fantasy!
Right now our friends are…(Sephiroth: HEY! You're not not my friend! You stinkin bastard!) all right! all right! Our friends EXCEPT Sephiroth (Sephiroth: Thank you!)
are at……...well lets just say there somewhere.
Yuffie: Hey look it's Seifer beatin up his dog! Lets steal his gunblade while he's kickin his dog in it's manhood( or otherwise doghood)!
Seifer: Take that! Take that! That's what u get for biting the old lady in the leg when I specifically told you to bite her neck!!!!
Tifa: Aw! That puppys so cuuuttttteeeeeeee!!!!!! HEY!! SEIFER!! STOP IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU WHORE!!
Seifer: (he blushes at the voice since he likes Tifa) Oh sorry my bad….
Tifa: That's ok, u wanna come to our party?
Seifer: Sure, But if only…..if only your wear a really short skirt, OK?
Irvine: Hey Cloud's gonna get mad, so is Sephiroth!!!
Tifa: Screw both of them!! Seifer's so cute! Like his doggy!!!!
* Back at "Someplace" *
Cloud: Hey Vivi! Got the popcorn ready?
Vivi: Hold up! Im just one person! A really short person…
Zell: (in a whiny voice) I want my hot dogs! An I want them right now or im gonna start crying like the little baby I am!
(Everyone stares at him…)
Zell: Forget I said that.
(Awkward silence…)
Zell: (feeling crunchy) Uhhhhh….. who wants to kick Sephiroth?!?!
Cloud: (in "kindergarten" voice) I do! I do!!!!
* Cloud gets some running space… he runs….. and……… HE FALLS DOWN!!! *
Vivi: Wow, what a chicken wuss…
Zell: HEY Im not the chicken wuss anymore!!
Vivi: Yes u are, Both of u are! * In Sephiroth's freaky voice * Mhuahahahahahahahaha!!!
* DING DONG, Cloud gets up *
Cloud: I'll get it.
* Cloud opens door *
Cloud: Hey Squall, Rinoa, Tidus, Yuna!
Squall: (in hurried voice) Hey Cloud, where's the closet?
(not waiting for answer)
Squall: Hurry Tidus! We gotta hide!!!!!
Tidus: THEY'RE CRAZY!! THEY'RE GONNA KILL USSSSSSSSS!
Sephiroth: * snoring loudly *
* Tidus and Squall scramble outta the door way and hide, Yuna and Rinoa just walked up to the door *
Yuna: That was the worst double-date we ever had!
Rinoa: You said it sister! First they ditched us, then they made us pay for the dinner, then they started flirtin with other hoes!
Cloud: Uhhh… You girls are hoes?!?!?!
Rinoa: We're not talking to you Clod Shit!
Cloud: My name is Cloud Strife! So get it right! Hey, cool, that rhymes!
Zell: Hey, you guyz comin in?
Sephiroth: * snoring loudly *
Yuna: Yeah, he's right, we should come in.
Rinoa: (winks to Yuna) Yeah, and we should apologize to the guyz… then we can give them a surprise…
Tidus: (voice muffled inside closet) Whoaff! Asch Schuprife? (Wow! A surprise?)
Squall: Lemme out!!! This guy is gay!
Tidus: No Im not! *BAMM, punches Squall in the gut *
Squall: Fuck you man! I might puke! Lets just get out!
* Fighting in the closet to get out first, then they break through the door shattering it! *
Yuna: ( in sexy voice) Tidus, I've been a very bad girl, I think I deserve a spankin. Doncha think?
Rinoa: (in a devilish voice) Squall, lets go to the bedroom and I'll show u something special…… I think you'll like a lot!!!
Sephiroth: * snoring loudly *
* REEEEEEEECHT!!! BAMM!! *
Zell: What the fuck?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Cloud: We're being attacked by aliens from a distant planet!!!!!!
Vivi: (looking out window) Nope, that's just a drunk Yuffie driving.
Cloud: Ohhhhhhhh…… Well, exactly my point! An alien! She is that ugly!
* OutSide *
Yuffie: Damn! Irvine! You ok?
Irvine: (on the ground) Yeah of course Im ok. I mean wouldn't anybody be ok if they flew out of a car speeding 50 in a 25 kilometer zone and then they crashed into a lamp post flying out of it and being impaled on a marble?!?!?!?!?!?
Seifer: Yup, that is perfectly safe.
* Every body else arrives becuz it will take reaaaaaaaaaaaaally long if everybody arrives individually *
Author's Note: Hey fans! Our chapters are real short so we can add new chapters pretty soon, and e-mail me. I don't really care bouts hate mail so speak ur mind.
