I guess people like the exploding sheep. So here's another chapter for all you wonderful reviewing people because that's the way I am. I hope you all realize that this really had no plot. Well, REVIEW and be nice.
Hey Neko Ferris-chan, the forks are for you!
Death Annoying or Death Annoyance
With a sigh of contentment Ari leaned back into the warm water. From somewhere in the woods surrounding her small house the sound of vicious combat could be heard. She wasn't particularly concerned because it wasn't happening in her house. Whatever Mr. Spike and Mr. Vicious wanted to do on their own time outside of her house was fine by her.
Suddenly the sound of 80's pop music filled the air. She watched with curiosity as a nimble troupe of dancing, talking forks went by. They bopped and bobbed and twisted and shook their little forky behinds.
"Viva la vaca," they declared before disappearing into the forest. With a shake of her head the forks were forgotten. Humming softly she grabbed a bar of soap and finished bathing.
She was about to get out when a horrible shout filled the air and a huge wave of water swamped her. She sputtered in indignation as she resurfaced to confront Mr. Spike and Mr. Vicious. They were still fighting like crazy despite the fact that they were waist deep in a hot spring.
"What the hell are you doing?" she shrieked, distracting them from their life or death struggle. They turned to face her with similar looks of annoyance, then their eyes got really big and both blushed darkly.
"What are you staring at...oh..." With a small yelp she ducked back into the water until only her eyes and upward could be seen. Bubbles began to furiously churn the water she screamed at them underwater. They couldn't understand her and she wasn't going stand up again.
Suddenly the sun came up and the area was bathed in light. The water, being water, became clear and crouching down had no effect on the visibility beneath its surface. The two men blushed even darker and scrambled frantically out, or at least tried, but they kept knocking each other back in.
While they were trying to escape the pool, Ari had grabbed a towel and had it firmly wrapped about her. From some mysterious place she pulled her menacing rocket launcher and aimed it at the two scared men.
"Get out or I will blow you two away," she told them with deadly calm. They turned to see her standing there with the big gun and with similar shrieks they finally escaped the pool and fled into the forest.
With a sigh of exapseration Ari tucked the rocket launcher away and walked back to her house. From somewhere in the distance the melodious sound of exploding sheep could be heard as the moon reached its zenith.
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Strange, yes, and very weird. I just write what I feel like at the moment. Please review, and do I get a cookie now?
Hey Neko Ferris-chan, the forks are for you!
Death Annoying or Death Annoyance
With a sigh of contentment Ari leaned back into the warm water. From somewhere in the woods surrounding her small house the sound of vicious combat could be heard. She wasn't particularly concerned because it wasn't happening in her house. Whatever Mr. Spike and Mr. Vicious wanted to do on their own time outside of her house was fine by her.
Suddenly the sound of 80's pop music filled the air. She watched with curiosity as a nimble troupe of dancing, talking forks went by. They bopped and bobbed and twisted and shook their little forky behinds.
"Viva la vaca," they declared before disappearing into the forest. With a shake of her head the forks were forgotten. Humming softly she grabbed a bar of soap and finished bathing.
She was about to get out when a horrible shout filled the air and a huge wave of water swamped her. She sputtered in indignation as she resurfaced to confront Mr. Spike and Mr. Vicious. They were still fighting like crazy despite the fact that they were waist deep in a hot spring.
"What the hell are you doing?" she shrieked, distracting them from their life or death struggle. They turned to face her with similar looks of annoyance, then their eyes got really big and both blushed darkly.
"What are you staring at...oh..." With a small yelp she ducked back into the water until only her eyes and upward could be seen. Bubbles began to furiously churn the water she screamed at them underwater. They couldn't understand her and she wasn't going stand up again.
Suddenly the sun came up and the area was bathed in light. The water, being water, became clear and crouching down had no effect on the visibility beneath its surface. The two men blushed even darker and scrambled frantically out, or at least tried, but they kept knocking each other back in.
While they were trying to escape the pool, Ari had grabbed a towel and had it firmly wrapped about her. From some mysterious place she pulled her menacing rocket launcher and aimed it at the two scared men.
"Get out or I will blow you two away," she told them with deadly calm. They turned to see her standing there with the big gun and with similar shrieks they finally escaped the pool and fled into the forest.
With a sigh of exapseration Ari tucked the rocket launcher away and walked back to her house. From somewhere in the distance the melodious sound of exploding sheep could be heard as the moon reached its zenith.
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Strange, yes, and very weird. I just write what I feel like at the moment. Please review, and do I get a cookie now?
