Hi there and thank you, especially to those who review and those who review with suggestions. *gives thumbs up* Yeah, I got a cookie! Anyways I'm writing another chapter to fulfil a couple of requests, both new and old, from reviewers. This has no plot, but it does have an ending. I know what it's gonna be too! I mean, how long do you think I can actually keep this thing up? After a while everyone's gonna get tired of it. So might as well quite while I'm ahead. I think there will be only one more chapter. And about the Yaoi (I don't know how to spell it), I'll just leave that to the reader's imagination. Who knows, maybe their fighting is merely how they express their latent desire for each other…*blushes and runs away*
Death Annoying/Annoyance
Suddenly silence descended upon the startled people. The sheep stopped exploding and the micies disappeared, well except for the one attached to a sensitive anatomical region of Vicious. That stayed much to Vicious' unhappiness.
"What the hell?" a new voice demanded from the forest before them. "Where am I?"
"Wow…" Ari just stared at the new person with a look very similar to that which many twelve year olds get when coming face to face with the singer of some boy band.
"Gren…You're here too?"
"…Gren…?"
"I thought you finally died." The last was from Vicious who was still holding Julia who was being held onto by Spike who was being cudgeled by Vicious. It was quite a violent circle. Oh and the micey that was still there had lost its grip and flew into Julia's hair. The woman screamed and began to writhe in the man's grip.
"…Get…it…off…of…me…!"
"Will you be the father of my children?" Ari asked in a near catatonic state. Gren looked at her and then looked at the others with a look of bewilderment. Then he looked down…
"They're gone!"
"You're right," Spike commented scrutinizing the other man's chest. "Definitely flat."
"I'm a man again!" Gren began to cheer, one arm flying out and knocking off the skull of a skeleton that had emerged from the woods next to him. The bony body that remained chased after the errant head and soon disappeared from sight.
Suddenly the cessation ceased and the sheep came stampeding over the hill, squishing the micies and blowing up for no extra charge.
"Hair…pretty…" That too was from Ari who firmly attached herself to Gren's back and began playing with his hair. Julia was still freaking out as the micey made a rather cozy nest in her blonde locks.
"Crap, the sheep. Move it!" Spike grabbed Julia's legs while Vicious hung on to her upper body and tried to remove the micey from her hair. Gren, still without a clue as to what was going on, followed. Ari remained glued to Gren's back and didn't even notice when her head collided with several tree branches. Once in a while a mumbled, "Hair…pretty…" could be heard from her.
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Yes, only one more chapter and then it ends. Hey, everyone go read the flame I just got. So far I've gotten two flames out of all the stories I've ever written for this site. Pretty good, and no I haven't written two stories. I have some 20+ stories. Anyways, please review and tell me what you think, even if you decide to flame me because I'm weird/sick/twisted/mental deranged. I'll agree to all of those. *runs away laughing maniacally*
