In the Rogue Encampment..
"Kashya I know you care much about your friend Blood Raven but you simply can't go to attack the Burial Grounds, we can't afford to lose you" Akara intoned trying to cool the nerves of her explosive friend.
"Yes Akara but there must be some way we can stop her from summoning a vast army of undead and desecrating our graves." Kashya replied "My rogues are too spread out and too thin to afford an expedition against the Burial Grounds, she has claimed far too many of my sisters already"
"Actually now that you mention it I think there is a way we can muster some help." Akara smiled ruefully, "We can have Charsi engrave a message on all the weapons we can spare and then scatter the weapons throughout the land, soon we will lure many of the heroes right into our pockets and they can do our jobs for us!"
"A most excellent plan Akara, but which heroes could possibly be crazy enough to believe in a message carved onto a weapon?" Kashya laughed
"Yes Kashya but a reckless stupid hero is exactly the type that we need in order to retake our lands" Akara replied.
::Forward to Present Time::
Ranaklh was practicing his skeleton summoning in the Rogue encampment early, he had almost gotten one of his skeletons to finally form correctly when a big and seemingly blind Barbarian ran right through it. Throughly pissed off at this interruption Ranaklh was about to skewer the Barbarian with a bone spear before he saw what was trailing the Barbarian.
Literally an avalanche of Carvers, Fallen and Goatmen had rushed straight at the gates finally slowing down before they entered the deadly range of rogue arrows, though there were only about thirty rogues guarding the fort the demons were incredibly disorganized as local commanders screamed at each other arguing whether or not to storm the camp.
"We should just storm the camp right this instant! We outnumber them by at least a few hundred troops!" The Goatmen Leader Stonedestroyer screamed, right at the group of Carver/Fallen leaders.
"You're just saying that cause your damn goats can take more arrows than a fallen you big bum, all you want is to use my guys for cannon fodder so they run outta arrows then you go and take all the glory you bum! All you want to do is kiss Andariel's butt" Bishibosh hotly replied
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU WIMPS SMOKING!?!? THERES BARELY 30 OF THEM AND 700 OF YOU HOW THE HELL CAN YOU LOSE!?!?" Stonedestroyer retorted.
"Yea but you stupid think brained goats don't realize we don't move dat fast and sides theres only one entrance!! Hell we wouldn't even make it into their door much less up to their archers!" Bishibosh snapped back
"You DAMN STUPID WIMP, Andariel's is gonna so kill you if you can't take the Rogue encampment today!!" Stonebreaker claimed.
"Yea but I think she'll make you into her new fur coat if you got her army killed you stupid imprudent goat!" Bishibosh yelled back.
"Oh my devil do you suck, don't you see that Andariel would reward you well for your victory?" Stonedestroyer said exasperated, "Fine how bou dis I flip dis coin it come up heads you lose and if it come up tails I win ok bishibosh?"
Bishbosh nodded his head and lost his wager, before long the horde of Carvers and Goatmen charged the gates of the Rogue Encampment while the shamans stayed behind and cast fireballs while reviving fallen and carvers.
Just as the demonic army rumbled towards them Ranaklh quickly threw up a quick Bone wall and ran back towards his tent.
"Where the hell do you think you're going wimp?" Aldrich demanded.
"Nah trust me just keep them back a little" was Ranaklh reply before he disappeared into his tent.
The battle outside the camp raged as hundred of arrows flew over the Bone Wall in an arc and wiped out the first rank of the horde, soon wines slid across the ground and tripped and attack whatever fallen had managed to make it through the first wave. Aldrich axe flew across and knocked out a whole row of Carvers while Kurots spirits harassed the shamans preventing them from resurrecting their brethren. Soon Ranaklh emerged rolling along 5 large wooden barrels.
"What the hell is in those barrels?" Aldrich demanded.
"Well Gheed ripped me off on this stupid ring so I stole all his liquor" Ranaklh snickered. "Just hurl them over my bone wall"
"Well this is a horrible waste of liquor but fine I guess" Aldrich looked pained to be giving up so many spirits.
After he hurled them over the wall the Rogues launched a full salvo of fire arrows that caused a huge explosion shattering the bone wall as well as the backbone of the Demonic army on the other side, the only way into the Rogue encampment was a flaming inferno and the Demonic army was forced to scatter with heavy losses. Gheed chased Ranaklh around the camp for a while and Kurot began his drinking contest with Aldrich, the world seemed to be at peace.
Meanwhile in Akara's tent.
"I must admit I was startled at first when I saw those two morons barge in with that horde of demons right behind them but your plan has worked out perfectly" Kashya laughed "We won't even need more rogues to stop the evil from spreading! All we need are poor misguided fools."
"Yes Kashya and I think they might be crazy enough to even take down a few of the Prime evils with them, then Sanctuary will lose both its psychos and its demons!"
"So what do we do next Akara?" Kashya asked,
"Why we send them to kill our enemies, first the scattered army in the Blood Moor and the Den of Evil afterwards they can probably take care of Blood Raven, besides maybe even more fools will show up later"
"Kashya I know you care much about your friend Blood Raven but you simply can't go to attack the Burial Grounds, we can't afford to lose you" Akara intoned trying to cool the nerves of her explosive friend.
"Yes Akara but there must be some way we can stop her from summoning a vast army of undead and desecrating our graves." Kashya replied "My rogues are too spread out and too thin to afford an expedition against the Burial Grounds, she has claimed far too many of my sisters already"
"Actually now that you mention it I think there is a way we can muster some help." Akara smiled ruefully, "We can have Charsi engrave a message on all the weapons we can spare and then scatter the weapons throughout the land, soon we will lure many of the heroes right into our pockets and they can do our jobs for us!"
"A most excellent plan Akara, but which heroes could possibly be crazy enough to believe in a message carved onto a weapon?" Kashya laughed
"Yes Kashya but a reckless stupid hero is exactly the type that we need in order to retake our lands" Akara replied.
::Forward to Present Time::
Ranaklh was practicing his skeleton summoning in the Rogue encampment early, he had almost gotten one of his skeletons to finally form correctly when a big and seemingly blind Barbarian ran right through it. Throughly pissed off at this interruption Ranaklh was about to skewer the Barbarian with a bone spear before he saw what was trailing the Barbarian.
Literally an avalanche of Carvers, Fallen and Goatmen had rushed straight at the gates finally slowing down before they entered the deadly range of rogue arrows, though there were only about thirty rogues guarding the fort the demons were incredibly disorganized as local commanders screamed at each other arguing whether or not to storm the camp.
"We should just storm the camp right this instant! We outnumber them by at least a few hundred troops!" The Goatmen Leader Stonedestroyer screamed, right at the group of Carver/Fallen leaders.
"You're just saying that cause your damn goats can take more arrows than a fallen you big bum, all you want is to use my guys for cannon fodder so they run outta arrows then you go and take all the glory you bum! All you want to do is kiss Andariel's butt" Bishibosh hotly replied
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU WIMPS SMOKING!?!? THERES BARELY 30 OF THEM AND 700 OF YOU HOW THE HELL CAN YOU LOSE!?!?" Stonedestroyer retorted.
"Yea but you stupid think brained goats don't realize we don't move dat fast and sides theres only one entrance!! Hell we wouldn't even make it into their door much less up to their archers!" Bishibosh snapped back
"You DAMN STUPID WIMP, Andariel's is gonna so kill you if you can't take the Rogue encampment today!!" Stonebreaker claimed.
"Yea but I think she'll make you into her new fur coat if you got her army killed you stupid imprudent goat!" Bishibosh yelled back.
"Oh my devil do you suck, don't you see that Andariel would reward you well for your victory?" Stonedestroyer said exasperated, "Fine how bou dis I flip dis coin it come up heads you lose and if it come up tails I win ok bishibosh?"
Bishbosh nodded his head and lost his wager, before long the horde of Carvers and Goatmen charged the gates of the Rogue Encampment while the shamans stayed behind and cast fireballs while reviving fallen and carvers.
Just as the demonic army rumbled towards them Ranaklh quickly threw up a quick Bone wall and ran back towards his tent.
"Where the hell do you think you're going wimp?" Aldrich demanded.
"Nah trust me just keep them back a little" was Ranaklh reply before he disappeared into his tent.
The battle outside the camp raged as hundred of arrows flew over the Bone Wall in an arc and wiped out the first rank of the horde, soon wines slid across the ground and tripped and attack whatever fallen had managed to make it through the first wave. Aldrich axe flew across and knocked out a whole row of Carvers while Kurots spirits harassed the shamans preventing them from resurrecting their brethren. Soon Ranaklh emerged rolling along 5 large wooden barrels.
"What the hell is in those barrels?" Aldrich demanded.
"Well Gheed ripped me off on this stupid ring so I stole all his liquor" Ranaklh snickered. "Just hurl them over my bone wall"
"Well this is a horrible waste of liquor but fine I guess" Aldrich looked pained to be giving up so many spirits.
After he hurled them over the wall the Rogues launched a full salvo of fire arrows that caused a huge explosion shattering the bone wall as well as the backbone of the Demonic army on the other side, the only way into the Rogue encampment was a flaming inferno and the Demonic army was forced to scatter with heavy losses. Gheed chased Ranaklh around the camp for a while and Kurot began his drinking contest with Aldrich, the world seemed to be at peace.
Meanwhile in Akara's tent.
"I must admit I was startled at first when I saw those two morons barge in with that horde of demons right behind them but your plan has worked out perfectly" Kashya laughed "We won't even need more rogues to stop the evil from spreading! All we need are poor misguided fools."
"Yes Kashya and I think they might be crazy enough to even take down a few of the Prime evils with them, then Sanctuary will lose both its psychos and its demons!"
"So what do we do next Akara?" Kashya asked,
"Why we send them to kill our enemies, first the scattered army in the Blood Moor and the Den of Evil afterwards they can probably take care of Blood Raven, besides maybe even more fools will show up later"
