December 20th, on the couch
I set a curse of morning sickness to my mother.
Then she'll need me.
When Frank works late correcting term papers, who will be there to keep her company? Oh, it looks like she's going to have to NEED me again.
Dependable old Mia. Then she'll probably get those baby things out of the living-room, and go across to Ronnie's and ask to get into her spare room. Our spare room had been turned into guest room (we never have any guests, except for my friends, who sleep in my room). But Ronnie never has any guests. Save the...girls she has overnight. Who as well sleep in her room. (ew, ew ew ew).
Out of that guest room, she'll take the baby things she used for me. She painted them herself.
How nice it would be to have my old mother back. The one who DOESN'T CALL YOU 'SWEETIE' OR 'DEAR' every 10 seconds.
I miss her. My mommy dea......
Sorry I trailed off there, but you won't believe who just called me.
Lana Weinberger.
Now why on earth would she call Mia? you might ask.
Well, thhe only answer that came to mind when she said my name on the phone was that she was crank calling me, or making fun of me somehow for SOMETHING I did wrong.
She's all: "Hi Mia!" (drawing out my name as much as she can.)
Then I go :"Uh, hi Lana."
Lana then replies with a wonderful:"So.....do you have a date for the Non-Denominational Winter Dance?"
I still think this is a trick, so I say: "Not to be rude, but why would you like to know?"
She sighs "Oh, Mia. Don't you know? I'm making out the prom tickets in advance. Saves me the time on dance night. Gupta threw it at me as punishment for...something."
I thought, wow. Lana actually got punished. And a few weeks ago, didn't I tell Gupta that Lana was basically running the school? Yep, I do recall doing that. But why on earth
So, I answered with "Well, yes. I am going with someone. Michael Moscovitz."
"I knew you too were going out!" She said. "See ya." and hung up.
Oh, no.
Did I say I was going out with Michael?
Only Tina , Michael, and possibly Tina on my body guards know that.
Now she knows. She'll spread it around school. Lilly will find out earlier than I thought.
This was a joke, wasn't it. To see if I was actually going out with someone. And if I said no, she's have made fun of me for it the entire week.
Damn.
I set a curse of morning sickness to my mother.
Then she'll need me.
When Frank works late correcting term papers, who will be there to keep her company? Oh, it looks like she's going to have to NEED me again.
Dependable old Mia. Then she'll probably get those baby things out of the living-room, and go across to Ronnie's and ask to get into her spare room. Our spare room had been turned into guest room (we never have any guests, except for my friends, who sleep in my room). But Ronnie never has any guests. Save the...girls she has overnight. Who as well sleep in her room. (ew, ew ew ew).
Out of that guest room, she'll take the baby things she used for me. She painted them herself.
How nice it would be to have my old mother back. The one who DOESN'T CALL YOU 'SWEETIE' OR 'DEAR' every 10 seconds.
I miss her. My mommy dea......
Sorry I trailed off there, but you won't believe who just called me.
Lana Weinberger.
Now why on earth would she call Mia? you might ask.
Well, thhe only answer that came to mind when she said my name on the phone was that she was crank calling me, or making fun of me somehow for SOMETHING I did wrong.
She's all: "Hi Mia!" (drawing out my name as much as she can.)
Then I go :"Uh, hi Lana."
Lana then replies with a wonderful:"So.....do you have a date for the Non-Denominational Winter Dance?"
I still think this is a trick, so I say: "Not to be rude, but why would you like to know?"
She sighs "Oh, Mia. Don't you know? I'm making out the prom tickets in advance. Saves me the time on dance night. Gupta threw it at me as punishment for...something."
I thought, wow. Lana actually got punished. And a few weeks ago, didn't I tell Gupta that Lana was basically running the school? Yep, I do recall doing that. But why on earth
So, I answered with "Well, yes. I am going with someone. Michael Moscovitz."
"I knew you too were going out!" She said. "See ya." and hung up.
Oh, no.
Did I say I was going out with Michael?
Only Tina , Michael, and possibly Tina on my body guards know that.
Now she knows. She'll spread it around school. Lilly will find out earlier than I thought.
This was a joke, wasn't it. To see if I was actually going out with someone. And if I said no, she's have made fun of me for it the entire week.
Damn.
