A/N: Well, more of Link's Story. I'm picking up the pace a little though.
Disclaimer: What was that? Do I own Zelda? I won't even answer that question. If you don't know, you're incredibly stupid.

"What happened next?" Saria asked.
"I'm getting to it! Please stop pestering me like this." Link replied angrily.

I realised I hadn't gotten directions to East Clock Town. I turned around quickly, but the carpenter had gone. So I looked for someone to ask. I tried to catch the purple-haired teenager, but he was only listening to his girlfriend. I went over to the man behind the sign.

"Umm, excuse me..." I said. He jumped, surprised that someone had noticed him.
"Shhh, I'm not here, OK?"
"Sure."
The couple were looking at me like I was a lunatic, or at least a bit strange. I suppose they thought I was talking to a sign. I listened to them talking.

"Kafei, I need to go to East Clock Town. I'm starting work at Mum and Dad's Inn. Who's the person talking to the bank sign?" the girl asked.
"I don't know, Anju. Kinda weird, isn't he? I'll walk with you to the East though. I need to go home, I sneaked out," the purple-haired boy, who must have been Kafei, said.

So I followed the couple to East Clock Town. It seemed much busier than the part of the town which I was just in. There was a woman carrying a tiny baby, and a group of actors performing a play for a group of boys, who seemed to be about two years old. The actors must have been there for the carnival. Anju walked away and went into a door. I continued to follow Kafei.

I saw a door with a purple sign above it, into which Kafei entered. As soon as he had shut the door, I went over and read the sign. "Mayor's Office", it said.

I looked behind me. The man who had been behind the sign was trying to get in without his son noticing. I winked at him and entered the office.

Kafei was just about to open the door on the left. I tapped him on the shoulder.

"I've been looking for the Astronomer's house, but I haven't been able to find it anyhere. Can you lead me to it? Please?" I said, grining madly.
"Uhh...weren't you talking to a sign before?" Kafei asked, staring at me.
"Well, I don't remember talking to a sign. But I have a split personality. It may have been Bob who was talking to a sign. He tends to do that sort of thing," I said. The whole time I was saying this, I continued to grin. Kafei had started to back away.
"Well, whatever. I'll take you to the Astronomer's tower," Kafei said.
"Thanks so much!" I yelled. Kafei covered his ears.
"Oh, sorry, that was Bob. He's really not harmful, honestly. He just seems weird."

Kafei had finally had enough. He ran away, screaming about lunatics attacking the Astronomer.

The purple-haired man, Kafei's father smiled. "I wish I had seen Kafei's face," he said. "Thank you. I'm the Mayor, by the way. Do you want me to show you where the Astronomer's Tower is?"
"Yeah, that would be good. Thanks Mr. Mayor," I said.

He pointed to a small door in the stone wall. "Go through there," he said.

So I did. It led to a long stone pathway, with a river running by it. I travelled for a little and eventually reached a ladder. I climbed up it and went through another door.

The tower was beautiful. It had strange instruments and a Cucco in a cage. A scarecrow was standing in a small puddle of water and straw. There was a colourful staircase leading upwards. I followed it up to the top of the tower. The astronomer was there next to a huge telescope.

"Hello, young Zora," he said in a reedy voice.
"Hello." I replied.
"What brings you here?"
"Well, I'm looking for information on the moon." I said
"I'm the person to see for that," he chuckled. "What do you want to know?"
"Well, I was wondering if there was any way that the moon can be used for evil?"
"Why would a child like you want to know that?" he asked suspiciously.
"I don't intend to do any of it. I'm simply interested in the way it's done." I said quickly.
"In that case, an evil man called Majora is plotting to use the moon to destroy Termina and take the resulting wasteland for his own. He will do this by harnessing ancient powers know to only a few evil ones since the beginning of time. This evil magic summons the moon and forces it to do as the magic caster wants."
"How do you know this?" I asked in surprise. The old man smiled and jerked his head to his telescope.
"I watch things," he said. "I listen as well."
"Oh, OK," I said.
"Now listen. You...you have been summoned by the Goddess of Time, correct?"
"Yes," I said simply. I told him about my quest. He looked thoughtful. After a while he spoke.
"Well, you need to unlock all of the giants. Then come back here. You MUST do this before the carnival. On the eve of the Carnival, enter the Clock Tower. There, in your own body, play the song that the giants taught you on this. They will help you," he said. He presented me with a glittering Ocarina. It was covered in the lines that I had seen on the Goddess's dress.

"The Ocarina of Eternity," he said. "Protect it with all your power."
"I will," I replied.

A/N: Woohoo! Stuff is finally happening!