Disclaimer: I don't own FF10, FF7, or that Siskel (however you spell it) and Eibert show thingy. Yeah. And if I did own them, I wouldn't be typing this right now. I'd be on TV or I'd be buying every game related thing possible w/ my millions. But yeah……..

A/N: I know one of the two, I forgot who, wuz it siskel or Eibert? ….. anyways one of them is dead but I don't remember which one. And also I don't know who the new partner is so….let's just pretend like no one ever died. Gah, death is such a ghastly business.

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Announcer: ….and now back to the Siskel and Eibert show.

(camera pans in on two men, obviously not Siskel or Eibert)

Sephiroth: Hello. And welcome to the Siskel and Eibert sh—

Cloud: you said I could do the opening!

Sepiroth:So?

Cloud: Well anyway it's a critics show….

Sephiroth: Okaay………whatever. Siskel and Eibert are indisposed at the moment.

Cloud: *opens closet door revealing two guys in ropes*

Guys in ropes: Helph! Helph!

Cloud: *slams door* heh heh heh…… ^_^;

Sephiroth: Today we're reviewing what could possibly be the best FF ever.

Cloud: Final Fantasy 7

Sephiroth: No! Final Fantasy 10!

Cloud: Why are you saying that! Now everyone's gonna wanna play that and not play our game!

Sephiroth: Look at how much money they're giving us! *shows him the check*

Cloud: Holy crap! I've never seen that much gil in my life!

Sephiroth: Mmhm. More than you get for selling a mastered ALL materia.

Director: GET ON WITH THE SHOW!! WE'RE ON A TIME SCHUEDULE!!!!

Cloud: Sorry! ^_^; Today we're reviewing FF10's characters, plot, and overall gameplay.

(two figures can be seen in the shadows)

Sephiroth: First, the characters. Tidus. What's up with the leaderhosen? And that voice, UGH!!!

Tidus:WHAT THE!?!

Seymour: heh heh heh heh…

Cloud: Now the one that bothers me is Seymour, What's up with the hair? And how can he stay so calm when he's talking about killing ppl?

Sephiroth: And that kiss w/ yuna……that was disturbing.

Seymour: let's kill them.

Tidus: Wait. Not yet.

Cloud: Did you hear that?

(both figures scramble back behind a sign)

Sephiroth: No.

Cloud: Anyway, Lulu and Rikku look like total sluts.

(Tifa walks in)

Cloud: *still talking* actually they kinda remind me of Tif- *notices Tifa*

Tifa: remind you of who?

Cloud: *nervously* uhh….well…..I….umm…heh heh….

Sephiroth: Continuing…

Tifa: *takes a seat* In my opinion everyone in the game is cool.

Sephiroth: *indignantly* Well we didn't ask for your opinion did we?

Barrett: Listen to the lady! Yo guys are going about this all wrong! *rips a chair out of the studio floor and sits it by the rest of the group*

Cloud: You know, you coulda just used one of the chairs from the break room….

Barrett: Shut yo' spiky @$$ up!

Cloud: … *looks away*

Barrett: Now, the way I see it, this storyline is good. But that Tidus guy is too stupid.

Cloud: But he reminds me of me.

Tifa: Sadly enough.

Cloud: WHY IS EVERYONE PICKING ON ME!

Yuna: Hi guys!

Tidus: What are you doing here?

Yuna: We couldn't just wait for you! ^_^

Wakka: We wanted to see what they said about us to, ya?

Auron: Shut up before they hear you!

Cloud: Okay I heard something that time!

(everyone turns around)

Tidus: OH CRAP!

Auron: BE QUIET! Now everyone move when I say…..

Seymour: Why does everyone have to listen to you!

Auron: Just do it!

Wakka: You stole that from the Nike commercial, ya?

(Sephiroth and Barrett get up and walk to the back of the set)

Auron: Move!

(everyone moves to the opposite side)

Barrett: I dunno what that crazy @$$ villian mind of yours wuz thinkin', but there ain't nothing back here.

Sephiroth: Just because I'm a psychotic killer doesn't mean I don't have feelings! *starts sniffling and leans his head on Cloud's shoulder*

Cloud: Hey! I don't work that way man…….

(they both sit back down and Tidus and them move back to their spot)

Seymour: Hey, why does our group get referred to as "Tidus" and them? Why not "Seymour" and them?

Msanogi: because that's what I felt like doing.

Seymour: *mockingly* because that's what I felt like doing…

Msanogi: I'll delete you, then will you be happy?

Seymour: sorry sorry…heh heh just joking with ya.

Tifa: And the overall storyline and game play was fantastic! That concludes our show for toda—

Sephiroth: *stops sniffling* HEY!! I just left for a second! Why is the show ending?!?

Tifa: because the director told me you were taking too long.

Sephiroth: I didn't even get to say my opinion.

Cloud: Yes you did……

Sephiroth: But not about the storyline and the gameplay!

Tifa: Well what else was there to say?

Sephiroth: I thought it sucked!

Seymour: GET HIM!

(all of the FF10 characters (including Lulu and the ones I wuz missing b4, hey how'd they get there???) jump sephy)

Sephiroth: HELP! I DIDN'T MEAN IT! I DIDN'T MEAN IT!!!!!!

Tidus: Yeah, and Sin can fly!

Rikku: Actually, it can you know?

(tidus stops)

Tidus: Oh well!

(they all continue to wail on sephy)

Tifa: And that concludes Siskel & Eibert show! *to Lulu* Hey which color looks better on me? Purple or black? 'cause I'm thinking of doing this gangster/mage makeover for myself.

Lulu: Definetly purple. And you're going to need to get some implants. I know the name of this great plastic surgeon….

(fades out)

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Msanogi: and that concludes why you never mix cookies with beef jerky and orange juice……

Auron: you were writing about a critic show….

Msanogi: Yeah and that's why you shouldn't mix foods that aren't meant to be mixed or else you'll come up with a messed up story like that. ^_^x

Auron: *walks away*

Msanogi: That's fine! Just walk away! I'm getting a new buddy to keep me company anwayz!

Seymour: and that would be me?

Msanogi: *nods*

Seymour: oh great……

Msanogi: Anywayz, thanx 4 reading my fic! I don't have anything against FF10 or FF7 or the siskel and eibert show. So don't be offended. Yeah. Please R/R! THANX! ^_^x