A/N: I was going to finish this so long ago! I can't help adding more and more (and more and more and more and more and more and more... *goes on for a while*)
Disclaimer:
Vegeta: The stupid brat woman owns nothing.
Tigerlily: Hey! What are you doing in this fic? This is a Zelda fic. You don't belong here.
Vegeta: The Great Prince of the Saiyans can do anything he likes!
Tigerlily: Whatever...just go away.
Vegeta: No!
Tigerlily: I'll just send you away, you know...
Vegeta: You can't make me go! I am Vegeta! Prince of the Saiyans!
Tigerlily: *Sends him away with her author powers.* As that random freak with strange hair was saying before he mysteriously vanished, I don't own Zelda. Or Dragonball Z, come to think of it.
A/N: He he. If you survived that demented disclaimer, continue on and read the chapter! It will be 100% better, I promise. The disclaimer was a way of getting rid of the dreaded Writer's Block...
Link went up the path Zelda had taken. He soon saw that he wasn't going to be able to get in through the gate. He looked around and saw a wall that he could climb. He did so, easily avoided all the guards in the area, swam through the moat and found the drain hole.
"Looks like I have to go through here," he said to himself. He squeezed himself through. There were more guards ahead, but again Link snuck carefully past without them seeing him at all. Finally, he found himself in Zelda's Courtyard.
It was beautiful, with a small moat of its own, green grass and a small garden. Hyrule Castle surrounded it. Zelda was sitting in the middle of the garden, her back to Link. He tapped her gently on the shoulder.
"Ah!" she yelled in shock. The she turned around. "What are you doing here? Why did you come here?"
"I came here to see you," Link replied.
"The other Link...he did the same thing, just before he left...he said he was looking for a friend," she said.
"Saria was under the impression he is looking for you. He isn't though, was he?"
"No. I don't know where he has gone or who he's looking for."
"You knew him quite well, didn't you? Aren't you worried?"
"To tell the truth, I hardly knew him at all. It seemed like I should know him well though. I know it sounds strange..."
"No, it doesn't actually." Obviously Link had never told Zelda about his future. Little did our Link know, the other Link had thought it wiser that he didn't, because Zelda may not have been able to cope with her mistake and it's consequences.
"So...well...anything you wanted to say?" Zelda asked, for lack of a better topic.
"I think you are a really nice person Zelda..." Link paused.
"And?" Zelda was looking confused. Her blue eyes stared at Link.
"I was wondering...that is, if you don't mind...would you like to...have me as a boyfriend?" He wore a rather hopeful expression. Zelda smiled.
"Of course," she said. "I'd like that a lot." Link breathed a sigh of relief.
"Thanks," he said.
"Now that you're my boyfriend, I'm going to have to introduce you to my parents. They may be a little upset that I'm going out with a foreign peasant though."
"Is that a bad thing?" Link asked rather stupidly.
"Not really, but my parents may think it is."
"Oh, OK."
Mido and Saria were having lunch in the Inn dining room. Mido was smiling in a fazed-out sort of way and instead of eating his fried Leever was in fact staring at Saria, who was looking at her food and didn't notice. Finally she looked up to see Mido's eyes fixed on her.
"Mido?" she asked. He didn't answer. She rolled her eyes and waved her hand underneath his face. "Snap out of it!" she yelled. Mido still didn't answer. She promptly kicked him under the table. "Wake up," she said angrily. The other couple in the restaurant was starting to stare.
"Goku?" asked the woman.
"Mmhm," replied the man, with a mouthful of food.
"We're going. I don't want to have to share a restaurant with freaks like them," she stated.
"But I don't want to go, ChiChi! I haven't tried the dessert of Dodongo flavoured ice cream yet," Goku whined. ChiChi started to look dangerous, and took a huge frying pan out of her bag, waving it threateningly over Goku's head.
"YOU ARE NOT EATING THAT! YOU'VE EATEN AT LEAST TWO SERVINGS OF EVERY OTHER DISGUSTING TYPE OF FOOD IN THIS PLACE! BULMA CAN COOK BETTER THAN THESE PEOPLE AND GOHAN IS AT HOME STUDYING! HE NEEDS TO BE SUPERVISED TO MAKE SURE HE DOESN'T ESCAPE AGAIN! WE ARE GOING HOME NOW!"
"Uh..he he... Right you are ChiChi," Goku said, covering his sensitive ears. They left without even stopping to pay at the counter, with caused an angry waiter to yell curses after them.
Mido seemed to have been woken up from his trance by the insane woman and the waiter.
"What was that about?" he asked.
"I have no idea," Saria replied. They paid for their meal, ignoring the still-angry waiter, and went upstairs.
Link followed Zelda past the guards and through a door. Hyrule Castle was huge and elaborate, with red carpet and spotlessly white walls. There were paintings of Kings and Queens looking sternly down. Some of them seemed to follow Link as he walked. He shivered slightly, but continued to follow Zelda, if a little more nervously.
"Now, we'll be entering my parent's Throne Room. My attendant Impa would be here as well, but she has the flu." Zelda said loudly. "Link, I think it'd be best if I do all the talking," she whispered, so a nearby guard couldn't hear. "Just stand there and try not to look awkward." Link nodded.
They entered the room, through a heavy gold-embossed door. They were at the end of a long hallway, at the end of which sat the King and Queen.
The King was a middle-aged man, about forty-five. The Queen looked a little younger, perhaps forty. The King had a purple robe on, and a rather elaborate crown that featured a golden bird with outstretched wings sitting on the front. He had brown hair and rather stern blue eyes. The Queen looked very much like an older version of Zelda, she certainly had Zelda's blond hair, but on closer inspection, her eyes were green. She wore a dress similar to Zelda's, and a tall cone-shaped hat.
"Mother, Father," Zelda said. Link smiled, and attempted to look as though he knew what was going on.
"Zelda," the King replied neutrally. "Why are you here? And who, may I ask, is this young man?"
"This is Link, and he is what I'm here for. He's my boyfriend." The Queen looked relieved. The King simply smiled.
"Well, it's about time Zelda," he said.
"What do you mean?"
"Your Father and I were about to arrange one for you if you didn't hurry up yourself. This boy, though, is he not a simple peasant?" the Queen asked. Link looked rather upset.
"I am a peasant, Your Majesty," he said. "But I do like Zelda very much and I promise to protect her and be very kind to her."
"You're a brave peasant, then. I quite like you, boy. I approve of you, in fact," the King said. Link smiled.
"Thank you," he said.
"Thank you Father," Zelda replied. They left the room.
A/N: So sorry about the late update, I had Writer's Block, as usual.
Disclaimer:
Vegeta: The stupid brat woman owns nothing.
Tigerlily: Hey! What are you doing in this fic? This is a Zelda fic. You don't belong here.
Vegeta: The Great Prince of the Saiyans can do anything he likes!
Tigerlily: Whatever...just go away.
Vegeta: No!
Tigerlily: I'll just send you away, you know...
Vegeta: You can't make me go! I am Vegeta! Prince of the Saiyans!
Tigerlily: *Sends him away with her author powers.* As that random freak with strange hair was saying before he mysteriously vanished, I don't own Zelda. Or Dragonball Z, come to think of it.
A/N: He he. If you survived that demented disclaimer, continue on and read the chapter! It will be 100% better, I promise. The disclaimer was a way of getting rid of the dreaded Writer's Block...
Link went up the path Zelda had taken. He soon saw that he wasn't going to be able to get in through the gate. He looked around and saw a wall that he could climb. He did so, easily avoided all the guards in the area, swam through the moat and found the drain hole.
"Looks like I have to go through here," he said to himself. He squeezed himself through. There were more guards ahead, but again Link snuck carefully past without them seeing him at all. Finally, he found himself in Zelda's Courtyard.
It was beautiful, with a small moat of its own, green grass and a small garden. Hyrule Castle surrounded it. Zelda was sitting in the middle of the garden, her back to Link. He tapped her gently on the shoulder.
"Ah!" she yelled in shock. The she turned around. "What are you doing here? Why did you come here?"
"I came here to see you," Link replied.
"The other Link...he did the same thing, just before he left...he said he was looking for a friend," she said.
"Saria was under the impression he is looking for you. He isn't though, was he?"
"No. I don't know where he has gone or who he's looking for."
"You knew him quite well, didn't you? Aren't you worried?"
"To tell the truth, I hardly knew him at all. It seemed like I should know him well though. I know it sounds strange..."
"No, it doesn't actually." Obviously Link had never told Zelda about his future. Little did our Link know, the other Link had thought it wiser that he didn't, because Zelda may not have been able to cope with her mistake and it's consequences.
"So...well...anything you wanted to say?" Zelda asked, for lack of a better topic.
"I think you are a really nice person Zelda..." Link paused.
"And?" Zelda was looking confused. Her blue eyes stared at Link.
"I was wondering...that is, if you don't mind...would you like to...have me as a boyfriend?" He wore a rather hopeful expression. Zelda smiled.
"Of course," she said. "I'd like that a lot." Link breathed a sigh of relief.
"Thanks," he said.
"Now that you're my boyfriend, I'm going to have to introduce you to my parents. They may be a little upset that I'm going out with a foreign peasant though."
"Is that a bad thing?" Link asked rather stupidly.
"Not really, but my parents may think it is."
"Oh, OK."
Mido and Saria were having lunch in the Inn dining room. Mido was smiling in a fazed-out sort of way and instead of eating his fried Leever was in fact staring at Saria, who was looking at her food and didn't notice. Finally she looked up to see Mido's eyes fixed on her.
"Mido?" she asked. He didn't answer. She rolled her eyes and waved her hand underneath his face. "Snap out of it!" she yelled. Mido still didn't answer. She promptly kicked him under the table. "Wake up," she said angrily. The other couple in the restaurant was starting to stare.
"Goku?" asked the woman.
"Mmhm," replied the man, with a mouthful of food.
"We're going. I don't want to have to share a restaurant with freaks like them," she stated.
"But I don't want to go, ChiChi! I haven't tried the dessert of Dodongo flavoured ice cream yet," Goku whined. ChiChi started to look dangerous, and took a huge frying pan out of her bag, waving it threateningly over Goku's head.
"YOU ARE NOT EATING THAT! YOU'VE EATEN AT LEAST TWO SERVINGS OF EVERY OTHER DISGUSTING TYPE OF FOOD IN THIS PLACE! BULMA CAN COOK BETTER THAN THESE PEOPLE AND GOHAN IS AT HOME STUDYING! HE NEEDS TO BE SUPERVISED TO MAKE SURE HE DOESN'T ESCAPE AGAIN! WE ARE GOING HOME NOW!"
"Uh..he he... Right you are ChiChi," Goku said, covering his sensitive ears. They left without even stopping to pay at the counter, with caused an angry waiter to yell curses after them.
Mido seemed to have been woken up from his trance by the insane woman and the waiter.
"What was that about?" he asked.
"I have no idea," Saria replied. They paid for their meal, ignoring the still-angry waiter, and went upstairs.
Link followed Zelda past the guards and through a door. Hyrule Castle was huge and elaborate, with red carpet and spotlessly white walls. There were paintings of Kings and Queens looking sternly down. Some of them seemed to follow Link as he walked. He shivered slightly, but continued to follow Zelda, if a little more nervously.
"Now, we'll be entering my parent's Throne Room. My attendant Impa would be here as well, but she has the flu." Zelda said loudly. "Link, I think it'd be best if I do all the talking," she whispered, so a nearby guard couldn't hear. "Just stand there and try not to look awkward." Link nodded.
They entered the room, through a heavy gold-embossed door. They were at the end of a long hallway, at the end of which sat the King and Queen.
The King was a middle-aged man, about forty-five. The Queen looked a little younger, perhaps forty. The King had a purple robe on, and a rather elaborate crown that featured a golden bird with outstretched wings sitting on the front. He had brown hair and rather stern blue eyes. The Queen looked very much like an older version of Zelda, she certainly had Zelda's blond hair, but on closer inspection, her eyes were green. She wore a dress similar to Zelda's, and a tall cone-shaped hat.
"Mother, Father," Zelda said. Link smiled, and attempted to look as though he knew what was going on.
"Zelda," the King replied neutrally. "Why are you here? And who, may I ask, is this young man?"
"This is Link, and he is what I'm here for. He's my boyfriend." The Queen looked relieved. The King simply smiled.
"Well, it's about time Zelda," he said.
"What do you mean?"
"Your Father and I were about to arrange one for you if you didn't hurry up yourself. This boy, though, is he not a simple peasant?" the Queen asked. Link looked rather upset.
"I am a peasant, Your Majesty," he said. "But I do like Zelda very much and I promise to protect her and be very kind to her."
"You're a brave peasant, then. I quite like you, boy. I approve of you, in fact," the King said. Link smiled.
"Thank you," he said.
"Thank you Father," Zelda replied. They left the room.
A/N: So sorry about the late update, I had Writer's Block, as usual.
