A/N: New chapter! I finally bothered to write it. ^_~ I'm honestly going to finish this sometime in this millenium, I promise. I never thought it'd end up this long... Also, I have changed my name, in case you haven't noticed. I am now Bardock's Number 1 Fan.
Disclaimer:
Chibi Goten: I've been hired as the Official Disclaimer Chibi!
Chibi Trunks: *Flies up to Goten* Hey Goten! Wanna spar?
Chibi Goten: No! I'm an Official Disclaimer Chibi. I have a job now, just like my big brother! Why don't you go and spar with your dad?
Chibi Trunks: I don't want broken bones, thanks. I'll go and annoy Mum. *Flies off.*
Chibi Goten: OK... Now...um...*Looks at the ground for a little while, thinking about what he was supposed to say next. He soon forgets what he was originally thinking about and starts to think about food and drools a little.*
Bardock's Number 1 Fan: As Goten is trying to say, I own nothing! So don't sue me. Oh, actually, I own Official Disclaimer Chibis! So if you want one, e-mail me. Or just tell me in a review.
Link and Zelda were standing in the courtyard. They smiled at each other for a while, pleased at their success.
"Your parents are really nice," Link said. "By the way you described them, it sounded like they were awful or something."
"Oh, they're not. Just overprotective," she replied. "I was surprised they accepted you that easily. I thought they were going to freak. Well, anyway, so..."
In the castle, the King and Queen were looking out at Zelda and Link and smiling.
"They're just like we were," the Queen said. Her husband put his arm around her.
"I know," he said. "Do you remember when I went to my parents to ask if they approved of you?"
"Do I ever? You were so nervous. So was I, come to think of it."
"But they liked you."
"Yes, they did. I wonder what Zelda will say when her children ask to have boyfriends and girlfriends?"
"Probably the same as us," the King said. His wife smiled happily, her green eyes crinkling at the corners and her childish dimples showing clearly.
"Probably," she repeated wistfully.
There was a long, awkward silence between Link and Zelda, only interrupted by the song of a little sparrow hopping on the grass. {Link, say something useful,} he thought to himself. {She's not going to be your girlfriend for long if you seem so dumb.}
{Zelda, come on. Surely there's something you can say, like "How are you?" No, too boring. Maybe "You look really cute." No, too flirty. "What about the weather?" No, too I-can't-think-of-anything-good-to-say-but-I'm-talking-anyway. Oh...I don't know.}
"Uh, Zelda, I have to go," Link said finally, after a few minutes of frantically studying the clod of dirt on the back of his shoe, trying to figure out if it could have gotten all over the red carpet in the King and Queen's room. He decided that it couldn't have.
"Oh... OK," Zelda said. {I hope it wasn't me.}
Zelda led Link past the guards.
"Goodbye," she said.
"See you later," Link replied. He walked back to the Inn.
Saria and Mido were in their room.
"This is boring Mido," Saria said. They were sitting on the rug covering the floor between their beds, next to a Monopoly board. Mido had found the game in a cupboard and was busy attempting to figure out how to play.
"Well, it wouldn't be boring if I knew how to play," Mido replied grumpily.
"Ooh, no need to get so upset about it Mido. It's not your fault you're stupid and you can't read the instructions," Saria said cattily.
"Stupid? You can't read Hylian either, so shut up."
"Hey! I'd be able to read it if I tried, it can't be too different!" Saria yelled.
"Yeah, whatever. Just try," Mido said.
"What if I don't want to?"
"Then it's obvious that you can't read it."
"Yeah? Well... so what if I can't?"
"You just said you could. It's one or the other Saria." Mido was looking both upset and angry, his eyes narrowing.
"I pick neither. I'm going!" Saria yelled. She stalked out of the room, slamming the door behind her.
"Good riddance," Mido muttered. He thew the board away moodily and sat down on the bed.
Link was staring at the ground, wondering where he could go. He didn't want to go and talk to Mido or Saria, and they were probably still in the Inn Diing Room anyway. Suddenly, something crashed into him, knocking him to the floor.
"Sorry Link," a voice snapped. Link looked and saw Saria standing above him, brushing the dust off her green tunic. {Uh oh,} he thought. {She looks really mad. I'd better not say anything that might upset her.}
"Hi Saria," Link said cautiously. Saria glared at him and stormed off. {Yes!,} he thought. {I escaped without being yelled at!}
A/N: Yes, I know it is short, but I have *DUN DUN DUN* WRITERS BLOCK! If anyone has a cure PLEASE tell me. I've tried writing crazy humour, by the way. It didn't work.
Disclaimer:
Chibi Goten: I've been hired as the Official Disclaimer Chibi!
Chibi Trunks: *Flies up to Goten* Hey Goten! Wanna spar?
Chibi Goten: No! I'm an Official Disclaimer Chibi. I have a job now, just like my big brother! Why don't you go and spar with your dad?
Chibi Trunks: I don't want broken bones, thanks. I'll go and annoy Mum. *Flies off.*
Chibi Goten: OK... Now...um...*Looks at the ground for a little while, thinking about what he was supposed to say next. He soon forgets what he was originally thinking about and starts to think about food and drools a little.*
Bardock's Number 1 Fan: As Goten is trying to say, I own nothing! So don't sue me. Oh, actually, I own Official Disclaimer Chibis! So if you want one, e-mail me. Or just tell me in a review.
Link and Zelda were standing in the courtyard. They smiled at each other for a while, pleased at their success.
"Your parents are really nice," Link said. "By the way you described them, it sounded like they were awful or something."
"Oh, they're not. Just overprotective," she replied. "I was surprised they accepted you that easily. I thought they were going to freak. Well, anyway, so..."
In the castle, the King and Queen were looking out at Zelda and Link and smiling.
"They're just like we were," the Queen said. Her husband put his arm around her.
"I know," he said. "Do you remember when I went to my parents to ask if they approved of you?"
"Do I ever? You were so nervous. So was I, come to think of it."
"But they liked you."
"Yes, they did. I wonder what Zelda will say when her children ask to have boyfriends and girlfriends?"
"Probably the same as us," the King said. His wife smiled happily, her green eyes crinkling at the corners and her childish dimples showing clearly.
"Probably," she repeated wistfully.
There was a long, awkward silence between Link and Zelda, only interrupted by the song of a little sparrow hopping on the grass. {Link, say something useful,} he thought to himself. {She's not going to be your girlfriend for long if you seem so dumb.}
{Zelda, come on. Surely there's something you can say, like "How are you?" No, too boring. Maybe "You look really cute." No, too flirty. "What about the weather?" No, too I-can't-think-of-anything-good-to-say-but-I'm-talking-anyway. Oh...I don't know.}
"Uh, Zelda, I have to go," Link said finally, after a few minutes of frantically studying the clod of dirt on the back of his shoe, trying to figure out if it could have gotten all over the red carpet in the King and Queen's room. He decided that it couldn't have.
"Oh... OK," Zelda said. {I hope it wasn't me.}
Zelda led Link past the guards.
"Goodbye," she said.
"See you later," Link replied. He walked back to the Inn.
Saria and Mido were in their room.
"This is boring Mido," Saria said. They were sitting on the rug covering the floor between their beds, next to a Monopoly board. Mido had found the game in a cupboard and was busy attempting to figure out how to play.
"Well, it wouldn't be boring if I knew how to play," Mido replied grumpily.
"Ooh, no need to get so upset about it Mido. It's not your fault you're stupid and you can't read the instructions," Saria said cattily.
"Stupid? You can't read Hylian either, so shut up."
"Hey! I'd be able to read it if I tried, it can't be too different!" Saria yelled.
"Yeah, whatever. Just try," Mido said.
"What if I don't want to?"
"Then it's obvious that you can't read it."
"Yeah? Well... so what if I can't?"
"You just said you could. It's one or the other Saria." Mido was looking both upset and angry, his eyes narrowing.
"I pick neither. I'm going!" Saria yelled. She stalked out of the room, slamming the door behind her.
"Good riddance," Mido muttered. He thew the board away moodily and sat down on the bed.
Link was staring at the ground, wondering where he could go. He didn't want to go and talk to Mido or Saria, and they were probably still in the Inn Diing Room anyway. Suddenly, something crashed into him, knocking him to the floor.
"Sorry Link," a voice snapped. Link looked and saw Saria standing above him, brushing the dust off her green tunic. {Uh oh,} he thought. {She looks really mad. I'd better not say anything that might upset her.}
"Hi Saria," Link said cautiously. Saria glared at him and stormed off. {Yes!,} he thought. {I escaped without being yelled at!}
A/N: Yes, I know it is short, but I have *DUN DUN DUN* WRITERS BLOCK! If anyone has a cure PLEASE tell me. I've tried writing crazy humour, by the way. It didn't work.
