A/N: Yes, it's the last chapter. There will be an epilouge.
Disclaimer: I don't own Zelda. Never did, never will. Happy?
There was no answer. Saria knocked again, this time louder. Still no answer. {What's going on?} she asked herself. {It's not like Mido not to answer the door. He can't know it's me.} She turned the door knob slowly, and pushed the door. She was afraid of seeing an empty room, with Mido gone forever. She took a step forward, and entered.
Mido was sitting on his bed, head in his hands. It was obvious he was crying. Saria ran over to him.
"Mido! What's wrong?" she asked. He looked up, his face streaked.
"Saria?" he asked.
"Who were you expecting? The Deku Tree?"
"No... but... I thought... I thought you hated me."
"Hated you? I thought you hated me," Saria said in surprise.
"You mean you aren't angry with me?" Mido asked.
"Mido, of course not. What kind of stupid argument was that, anyway? Who could read a Monopoly rule book? That's just childish." Mido smiled his through tears.
"I know... Saria, Tomoko left. I told her I was a Hylian now, and I wasn't going back, and she ran away."
"How come I didn't see her leave?" Saria asked.
"I don't know. Maybe she's still somewhere in the building. I mean, she's got to have a room here, there's nowhere else to stay. I feel really bad about her. It was my fault, after all," said Mido.
"Mido, it wasn't your fault. That's like saying it's Link's fault I left. You had nothing to do with Tomoko's decision. She made it herself," Saria said.
"I suppose so," said Mido thoughtfully. "Did... did you make the decision to leave yourself too?"
"What? Of course! It wasn't anyone else's fault." Mido smiled.
"Really?"
"You blamed yourself for that too?"
"Kind of..."
"Anything else you think was your fault? The Great War? The cold weather at the moment?"
"Uh... Link leaving," Mido said sheepishly.
"Honestly! How can any of those things have been you fault? They were the decisions of the people. Not you. It's not like you took over their brains and forced them to leave!"
"I have been an idiot, haven't I?" Mido said.
"Understatement of the year!" replied Saria. "We've both been idiots."
"Yeah. Saria, I would never go and leave you here," said Mido.
"Good, because I don't know if I could have surived without you." Mido smiled, and kissed her full on the lips.
Zelda, who had finally managed to get Link's attention and sneak outside, smiled.
"Victory," she whispered to Link. He grinned.
"I suppose your plan wasn't too bad after all. But you could have told me."
"I only came up with it when I was freezing half to death outside. What was I supposed to do, calmly walk into the Inn and tell you. Not like anyone was going to see me."
"I guess you're right," he replied. "But next time, at least give me a bit of a warning."
"Yeah... You stuff up otherwise. 'It caught on the carpet!' Yeah, the nice, pretty, invisible carpet!" she mocked.
"Zelda, you do realise you just yelled that?" asked Link loudly. "Whoops."
"Uh oh..."
Mido reluctantly ended the kiss. "Did that sound like Link to you?" he asked Saria.
"Yeah... from outside the window..." They walked over to the window and looked out. Link and "Tomoko" were sitting underneath, obviously listening.
"Uh... hi," said Link, grinning. Zelda looked at him like he was insane.
"What are you two doing?" Saria questioned, even though she knew the answer.
"We were... taking a walk... yeah, that's right. Come on Tomoko, the flowers are pretty, aren't they?" Link said. Saria gave him a look.
"Look, Saria, Mido, I think you'd better know the truth," Zelda said. "I'm not really Tomoko." She wiped off the make up and took down her hair. "I'm Zelda. You see, Link was upset that you two were arguing, so I had the idea of making Mido jealous. Link said there was no way he was doing that, so he hatched a plan. He said that I was to disguise myself as this Tomoko girl, and make Saria jealous instead. I agreed rather reluctantly, and we kind of took you clothes, Saria. Anyway, this morning, I had an even better idea. Instead of the jealousy thing, I was going to tell you that Mido had to leave instead... I didn't tell Link, and he kind of stuffed it up." She paused and glared at Link, who grinned.
"You mean to say that this was all a plan to get us back together?" asked Mido.
"He he... yeah," Link said. "It worked though."
"Thanks," Saria said. "I know it was a bit wrong and everything, but you did have good intentions. I doubt we would have managed to see past our own fears and self-invented reasons otherwise." Mido smiled at her.
"Saria?" he asked.
"Yeah?"
"I don't think we finished something." She smiled.
"I'm all for finishing that," she said. Mido pressed his lips to hers again.
"Get a room," Link muttered.
"In case you didn't notice, they're in one," Zelda said.
"Oh yeah... You know, that does look like fun."
"You think?" Zelda leant forward. "Then let's try it." Link leant forward, and kissed her.
A/N: That was probably the weirdest fluff I've ever written. Oh well, it had to end sometime. Sorry if the ending was a bit crappy, I can't write endings.
Disclaimer: I don't own Zelda. Never did, never will. Happy?
There was no answer. Saria knocked again, this time louder. Still no answer. {What's going on?} she asked herself. {It's not like Mido not to answer the door. He can't know it's me.} She turned the door knob slowly, and pushed the door. She was afraid of seeing an empty room, with Mido gone forever. She took a step forward, and entered.
Mido was sitting on his bed, head in his hands. It was obvious he was crying. Saria ran over to him.
"Mido! What's wrong?" she asked. He looked up, his face streaked.
"Saria?" he asked.
"Who were you expecting? The Deku Tree?"
"No... but... I thought... I thought you hated me."
"Hated you? I thought you hated me," Saria said in surprise.
"You mean you aren't angry with me?" Mido asked.
"Mido, of course not. What kind of stupid argument was that, anyway? Who could read a Monopoly rule book? That's just childish." Mido smiled his through tears.
"I know... Saria, Tomoko left. I told her I was a Hylian now, and I wasn't going back, and she ran away."
"How come I didn't see her leave?" Saria asked.
"I don't know. Maybe she's still somewhere in the building. I mean, she's got to have a room here, there's nowhere else to stay. I feel really bad about her. It was my fault, after all," said Mido.
"Mido, it wasn't your fault. That's like saying it's Link's fault I left. You had nothing to do with Tomoko's decision. She made it herself," Saria said.
"I suppose so," said Mido thoughtfully. "Did... did you make the decision to leave yourself too?"
"What? Of course! It wasn't anyone else's fault." Mido smiled.
"Really?"
"You blamed yourself for that too?"
"Kind of..."
"Anything else you think was your fault? The Great War? The cold weather at the moment?"
"Uh... Link leaving," Mido said sheepishly.
"Honestly! How can any of those things have been you fault? They were the decisions of the people. Not you. It's not like you took over their brains and forced them to leave!"
"I have been an idiot, haven't I?" Mido said.
"Understatement of the year!" replied Saria. "We've both been idiots."
"Yeah. Saria, I would never go and leave you here," said Mido.
"Good, because I don't know if I could have surived without you." Mido smiled, and kissed her full on the lips.
Zelda, who had finally managed to get Link's attention and sneak outside, smiled.
"Victory," she whispered to Link. He grinned.
"I suppose your plan wasn't too bad after all. But you could have told me."
"I only came up with it when I was freezing half to death outside. What was I supposed to do, calmly walk into the Inn and tell you. Not like anyone was going to see me."
"I guess you're right," he replied. "But next time, at least give me a bit of a warning."
"Yeah... You stuff up otherwise. 'It caught on the carpet!' Yeah, the nice, pretty, invisible carpet!" she mocked.
"Zelda, you do realise you just yelled that?" asked Link loudly. "Whoops."
"Uh oh..."
Mido reluctantly ended the kiss. "Did that sound like Link to you?" he asked Saria.
"Yeah... from outside the window..." They walked over to the window and looked out. Link and "Tomoko" were sitting underneath, obviously listening.
"Uh... hi," said Link, grinning. Zelda looked at him like he was insane.
"What are you two doing?" Saria questioned, even though she knew the answer.
"We were... taking a walk... yeah, that's right. Come on Tomoko, the flowers are pretty, aren't they?" Link said. Saria gave him a look.
"Look, Saria, Mido, I think you'd better know the truth," Zelda said. "I'm not really Tomoko." She wiped off the make up and took down her hair. "I'm Zelda. You see, Link was upset that you two were arguing, so I had the idea of making Mido jealous. Link said there was no way he was doing that, so he hatched a plan. He said that I was to disguise myself as this Tomoko girl, and make Saria jealous instead. I agreed rather reluctantly, and we kind of took you clothes, Saria. Anyway, this morning, I had an even better idea. Instead of the jealousy thing, I was going to tell you that Mido had to leave instead... I didn't tell Link, and he kind of stuffed it up." She paused and glared at Link, who grinned.
"You mean to say that this was all a plan to get us back together?" asked Mido.
"He he... yeah," Link said. "It worked though."
"Thanks," Saria said. "I know it was a bit wrong and everything, but you did have good intentions. I doubt we would have managed to see past our own fears and self-invented reasons otherwise." Mido smiled at her.
"Saria?" he asked.
"Yeah?"
"I don't think we finished something." She smiled.
"I'm all for finishing that," she said. Mido pressed his lips to hers again.
"Get a room," Link muttered.
"In case you didn't notice, they're in one," Zelda said.
"Oh yeah... You know, that does look like fun."
"You think?" Zelda leant forward. "Then let's try it." Link leant forward, and kissed her.
A/N: That was probably the weirdest fluff I've ever written. Oh well, it had to end sometime. Sorry if the ending was a bit crappy, I can't write endings.
