Draco: *sniffs and sighs* Okay...this is a very out-of-character type piece for me these days. It's fun...and goofy...and...yeah...it's Zim. I love Zim...and Gir is so cute... AND JOHNEN VASQUEZ IS A GENIUS! *blinks and clears throat* Anyway...my friend and I had to make up a skit in our drama class using 5 out of 8 lines that the teacher gave us. It had to have two characters who had some sort of relationship, and one of the characters had to be an obstacle for the other. Well...needless to say...we're both Invader ZIM fans and decided to use Gir as an obstacle for Zim. Now that I've finished explaining...here ya go...
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Zim and Gir Skit
Gir is watching TV and playing with his pig, while Zim is pacing.
Zim: (ranting angrily) Why must all my plans be foiled? Why can I not be like the great Invader Scooge, or wonderful Invader Zingeringer? Invader Moofus, I wish to follow in your footsteps, and that my plan just follows your example! (sits, head in hands and sighs, then sits up) Wait! I have a plan! (begins writing something)
Gir: (plays with pig) And not a moment too soon.
Zim: (looks up, frowning) What?
Gir: (looks at Zim) What?
Zim: (sigh) Nevermind...
Gir: (goes back to watching TV)
Zim: (triumphantly slams down pencil) Gir! I have a plan!
Gir: Yay!
Zim: (begins thinking) But wait... What about Dib? Yes. That irritating human. (angry) Why must he always force me to throw out perfectly good plans to take over this puny, little planet?
Gir: (talking to pig) Someday, things will be different between us!
Zim: (frustrated) Gir! Quit! I'm trying to think!
Gir: (crying) If only you could know how I feel! (begins using Zim's plans as tissues)
Zim: (wide-eyed horror, tries to save plans) No, Gir! My plans! No!
Gir: (begins randomly screaming at pig)
Zim: (sighs to self, neatly stacking saved papers) At least some of my plans are safe.
Gir: (happy) Oh piggy! Let's fly! (throws pig at papers)
Zim: Noooooooooooo! Gir! You have ruined it all! Do you know what this means?
Gir: (looks at Zim) No, indeed, I cannot imagine. I pray thee tell me.
Zim: (angry) It means... (blink) Wait...Gir...did you just sound...intelligent?
Gir: (blank stare) What?
Zim: (sighs and places head in hands) Nevermind.
Gir: Yay!
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Draco: *sweatdrop* So...whatdaya think?
