Harry Potter and the Completely Random Story that makes ppl pee in their pants
Editors note: If any of the following apply to you, o wat the hell. WHO CARES WAT APPLIES TO YOU!!!!!!!!!
Chapter 1: THE BOX
Harry woke up one morning to find a box at the foot of his bed.
"Blimey, Ron! Wake up! There's a box at the foot of my bed!"
Ron*shoots out of bed "Oh no! NOt a box! AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" *runs around room, runs into bedpost, gets knocked out.
Harry: "Blimey, i've got to visit the loo!" *runs around the room looking for bathroom, runs into bedpost, gets knocked out next to Ron.
*hermione enters: "Yew two are sooooo steewww-pid! Oh, my! A box! What can be in this box? Shall i find out?" *opens box
"AHHHHH!!!!!!!" *runs around room, runs into bedpost, gets knocked out.
*Neville wakes up: "Hmm, what is Hermione doing in here? And what's in this box?"
*looks in box, GASPS!
"Bloody hell! It's a(n) ....."
HAHAHAHAHA! I'M GONNA LEAVE YOU HANGIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i know, i know! it's really stupid! but i promise it'll get better. heehee, just wait and read chapter two. PLEASE!
Editors note: If any of the following apply to you, o wat the hell. WHO CARES WAT APPLIES TO YOU!!!!!!!!!
Chapter 1: THE BOX
Harry woke up one morning to find a box at the foot of his bed.
"Blimey, Ron! Wake up! There's a box at the foot of my bed!"
Ron*shoots out of bed "Oh no! NOt a box! AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" *runs around room, runs into bedpost, gets knocked out.
Harry: "Blimey, i've got to visit the loo!" *runs around the room looking for bathroom, runs into bedpost, gets knocked out next to Ron.
*hermione enters: "Yew two are sooooo steewww-pid! Oh, my! A box! What can be in this box? Shall i find out?" *opens box
"AHHHHH!!!!!!!" *runs around room, runs into bedpost, gets knocked out.
*Neville wakes up: "Hmm, what is Hermione doing in here? And what's in this box?"
*looks in box, GASPS!
"Bloody hell! It's a(n) ....."
HAHAHAHAHA! I'M GONNA LEAVE YOU HANGIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i know, i know! it's really stupid! but i promise it'll get better. heehee, just wait and read chapter two. PLEASE!
