Chapter Two: The Shoe
-We last left our brave heroes, um, on the floor, except for Neville who's looking in the box-
Neville: "OMG! It's an EMPTY BOX!!!!!!!
*this exclammation awakens the knocked out
Harry: "NOOOO WAY! What kind of a bloody idiot would send an empty box?"
Ron:"AHHHHHH!!!!! A BLOODY IDIOT SENT HARRY AN EMPTY BOX!!!! AHHHHHHH!
*runs around room, runs into bedpost, is knocked out again.
Hermione: "Maybe it's not re-lly empty!" Perhaps it's an invisible present!
APEARUS INVISIBLUS PRESENTUS! *nothing happens
"maybe not"
Harry:"OMG! Look! There's a SHOE at the foot of my bed!
Ron: *wakes up. "OMG! SOMEONE LEFT A SHOE AT THE END OF HARRY'S BED!"
Editors cut: i'm just kidding! i won't put u through that again! hehe.
*Snape suddenly walks in
Harry: "What are YOU doing here?"
Snape: "What are YOU doing?"
Harry: "What are YOU doing?"
Snape: "What are YOU doing?"
Hermione: "Stopit! Both of you! Re-lly! You're like boys with toys(hehe, that's
from Golden Eye)"
Neville: "No more games!(from Austin Powers 2- i think only ppl at my lunch table
would get that joke, neways)"
*Ron wakes up:"What's going on? Why is Snape here?"
*Snape suddenly strips off robes to reveal a tie-die disco outfit
Snape: "OO-OO-OO-OO Stayin alive! Stayin alive!"
Hermione: " 'E's gone mad!"
*Snape waves wand and everyone is wearing scuba-diver suits (i told u it'd be random!)
Harry: Let's go swimming in the lake!
Ron: "WE'RE GONNA GO SWIMMING IN THE LAKE! AHHHHHH!" *runs out of school, runs down to
lake, gets attacked by giant squid, dies
Harry: "good-bye ron!"
Hermione: "What do you want to do?"
Neville: "Let's have a lake camp!!!!!!!"
Hermione: "And this one time at lake camp..."
Neville: "And we can swim with the fishies!"
Hermione: "I took a squid and i..."
Harry: "SHUTUP YOU GUYS! LOOK AT YOUR THIES! YOU HAVE TWO EYES and...*gasps* I think i
feel a song coming along!!!!!!!"
*others moan*
Shutup you guy
look at your thies
you have to eyes
tell me no lies!
*Ron rises from the dead
Ron: "AHHHHHHH! HARRY'S SINGING!" *runs around lake, runs into a tree, gets knocked out.
Snape: "Lets have a BBQ!" *Waves wand and a cow appears
Hermione: What are we supposed to do with a cow?
Voice: "I can answer that question!"
*others turn around a gasp
Neville: "It can't be..."
hehe, if you want to figure out who knows what to do with the cow, u hafta write a review
and if i feel nice, i'll write another chapter. buh bye!
-We last left our brave heroes, um, on the floor, except for Neville who's looking in the box-
Neville: "OMG! It's an EMPTY BOX!!!!!!!
*this exclammation awakens the knocked out
Harry: "NOOOO WAY! What kind of a bloody idiot would send an empty box?"
Ron:"AHHHHHH!!!!! A BLOODY IDIOT SENT HARRY AN EMPTY BOX!!!! AHHHHHHH!
*runs around room, runs into bedpost, is knocked out again.
Hermione: "Maybe it's not re-lly empty!" Perhaps it's an invisible present!
APEARUS INVISIBLUS PRESENTUS! *nothing happens
"maybe not"
Harry:"OMG! Look! There's a SHOE at the foot of my bed!
Ron: *wakes up. "OMG! SOMEONE LEFT A SHOE AT THE END OF HARRY'S BED!"
Editors cut: i'm just kidding! i won't put u through that again! hehe.
*Snape suddenly walks in
Harry: "What are YOU doing here?"
Snape: "What are YOU doing?"
Harry: "What are YOU doing?"
Snape: "What are YOU doing?"
Hermione: "Stopit! Both of you! Re-lly! You're like boys with toys(hehe, that's
from Golden Eye)"
Neville: "No more games!(from Austin Powers 2- i think only ppl at my lunch table
would get that joke, neways)"
*Ron wakes up:"What's going on? Why is Snape here?"
*Snape suddenly strips off robes to reveal a tie-die disco outfit
Snape: "OO-OO-OO-OO Stayin alive! Stayin alive!"
Hermione: " 'E's gone mad!"
*Snape waves wand and everyone is wearing scuba-diver suits (i told u it'd be random!)
Harry: Let's go swimming in the lake!
Ron: "WE'RE GONNA GO SWIMMING IN THE LAKE! AHHHHHH!" *runs out of school, runs down to
lake, gets attacked by giant squid, dies
Harry: "good-bye ron!"
Hermione: "What do you want to do?"
Neville: "Let's have a lake camp!!!!!!!"
Hermione: "And this one time at lake camp..."
Neville: "And we can swim with the fishies!"
Hermione: "I took a squid and i..."
Harry: "SHUTUP YOU GUYS! LOOK AT YOUR THIES! YOU HAVE TWO EYES and...*gasps* I think i
feel a song coming along!!!!!!!"
*others moan*
Shutup you guy
look at your thies
you have to eyes
tell me no lies!
*Ron rises from the dead
Ron: "AHHHHHHH! HARRY'S SINGING!" *runs around lake, runs into a tree, gets knocked out.
Snape: "Lets have a BBQ!" *Waves wand and a cow appears
Hermione: What are we supposed to do with a cow?
Voice: "I can answer that question!"
*others turn around a gasp
Neville: "It can't be..."
hehe, if you want to figure out who knows what to do with the cow, u hafta write a review
and if i feel nice, i'll write another chapter. buh bye!
