Chapter Two: The Shoe

-We last left our brave heroes, um, on the floor, except for Neville who's looking in the box-

Neville: "OMG! It's an EMPTY BOX!!!!!!!
*this exclammation awakens the knocked out

Harry: "NOOOO WAY! What kind of a bloody idiot would send an empty box?"

Ron:"AHHHHHH!!!!! A BLOODY IDIOT SENT HARRY AN EMPTY BOX!!!! AHHHHHHH!
*runs around room, runs into bedpost, is knocked out again.

Hermione: "Maybe it's not re-lly empty!" Perhaps it's an invisible present!
APEARUS INVISIBLUS PRESENTUS! *nothing happens
"maybe not"


Harry:"OMG! Look! There's a SHOE at the foot of my bed!

Ron: *wakes up. "OMG! SOMEONE LEFT A SHOE AT THE END OF HARRY'S BED!"



Editors cut: i'm just kidding! i won't put u through that again! hehe.


*Snape suddenly walks in

Harry: "What are YOU doing here?"

Snape: "What are YOU doing?"

Harry: "What are YOU doing?"

Snape: "What are YOU doing?"

Hermione: "Stopit! Both of you! Re-lly! You're like boys with toys(hehe, that's
from Golden Eye)"

Neville: "No more games!(from Austin Powers 2- i think only ppl at my lunch table
would get that joke, neways)"

*Ron wakes up:"What's going on? Why is Snape here?"

*Snape suddenly strips off robes to reveal a tie-die disco outfit
Snape: "OO-OO-OO-OO Stayin alive! Stayin alive!"

Hermione: " 'E's gone mad!"

*Snape waves wand and everyone is wearing scuba-diver suits (i told u it'd be random!)

Harry: Let's go swimming in the lake!

Ron: "WE'RE GONNA GO SWIMMING IN THE LAKE! AHHHHHH!" *runs out of school, runs down to
lake, gets attacked by giant squid, dies

Harry: "good-bye ron!"

Hermione: "What do you want to do?"

Neville: "Let's have a lake camp!!!!!!!"

Hermione: "And this one time at lake camp..."

Neville: "And we can swim with the fishies!"

Hermione: "I took a squid and i..."

Harry: "SHUTUP YOU GUYS! LOOK AT YOUR THIES! YOU HAVE TWO EYES and...*gasps* I think i
feel a song coming along!!!!!!!"

*others moan*

Shutup you guy
look at your thies
you have to eyes
tell me no lies!

*Ron rises from the dead
Ron: "AHHHHHHH! HARRY'S SINGING!" *runs around lake, runs into a tree, gets knocked out.

Snape: "Lets have a BBQ!" *Waves wand and a cow appears

Hermione: What are we supposed to do with a cow?

Voice: "I can answer that question!"

*others turn around a gasp

Neville: "It can't be..."


hehe, if you want to figure out who knows what to do with the cow, u hafta write a review
and if i feel nice, i'll write another chapter. buh bye!