Yaten Tenoh
By: Keiko Nakamoto
Disclaimer: See last chapter's disclaimer.
Author notes: Hmm, ever seen the movie 'Another Stakeout'? It's hilarious. Go watch it. *giggles* Okay, uh, yeah...this part could be...interesting. See, Taiki never struck me as feminine...so I decided to have a little fun with that idea. Poor Taiki. Poor Mamoru. (or maybe not, since I hate Mamoru's lousy guts) All these crazy girls...And yay! I found a way to sneak onto the internet! So here's the next chapter!
Warning: This chapter is utterly ridiculous. I was hyper hyper when I wrote it...so expect the next chapter to calm down a bit from this. MY STORY WILL NOT STAY LIKE THIS. If you don't like things that are stupid, and don't make a whole lot of sense, skip this chapter.
Chapter 4
"Morning." Taiki said irritably in the morning. Haruka, droopy eyed, and still wearing his pajamas, waved, with a sideways smirk. She collapsed on the couch. A few minutes later Yaten emerged from her room and collapsed next to Haruka on the couch. There was some muffled giggling. Taiki sighed. Girls...
"Hello!" Michiru sang, walking into the apartment without even knocking.
"Not more of them..." Taiki covered his head with a newspaper. "Next thing you know, Seiya will come waltzing out here, and he'll be one of them too!"
"One of what?" Seiya, girl type, asked, walking out of the bathroom, drying her hair. Taiki screamed and ran into his room. Haruka and Yaten sat up, and the four stared at each other, then at Taiki's door.
"What's up with him?" Michiru asked, cocking her head to the side. Seiya, Haruka, and Yaten shrugged. Michiru shrugged as well, and walked into Yaten's room. Haruka pulled Yaten back down onto the couch and Seiya walked into the kitchen. Yaten and Haruka resumed giggling, and...doing what they were doing before.
"Would you cut it out!?" Seiya said irritably. More giggling.
"Shh!" one of them, Seiya couldn't tell which, whispered. Even more giggling. She sighed. How pathetic.
"Oh, cut it out." Michiru said with a sigh, walking out of Yaten's room carrying a small bag she didn't have earlier. Taiki walked out of his room, talking on a cordless phone.
"And then Seiya comes out of the bathroom, a girl!" he said. "They're everywhere! On the couch! In the hall! The kitchen! Everywhere!!"
"Who's he talking to?" Haruka whispered to the green-eyed girl looking down at her.
"The only other prominent male in the universe who isn't evil." Yaten replied. "Mamoru."
"Oh..." Haruka said. She really couldn't say anything else, however, for another pair of lips made that quite impossible.
"I don't like Mamoru." Seiya pouted from her bowl of cereal. Taiki glared at her.
"But he's not a girl!" he declared. Seiya shrugged.
"You are." Yaten called from the couch. "You're mmmmmmm...oh..."
"Cut it out!" Michiru growled, sitting at the kitchen table. Seiya glared at her. She glared back.
"Hey!" Yaten said suddenly. "Not here!"
"Cut it out!" Taiki, Michiru, and Seiya yelled. Haruka and Yaten giggled.
"No." Taiki said into the phone. "It's Yaten and Haruka."
He held the phone away from his ear and the whole room echoed with Mamoru's screaming. After the noise died down, Taiki put the phone back up to his ear.
"Mamoru? Hello?" he said. He put the phone down. "I think I killed him."
"Really?" everyone else asked eagerly. Usagi pops up out of nowhere.
"Mamo-chan! No!" she cries, then she disappears. Everyone blinks.
"We need to lock our door..." Seiya said slowly, glaring at Michiru. Michiru stuck her nose up and stood. She went to the fridge and emerged with a yogurt. She sat down and began to eat.
"That's mine!" Yaten whined.
"Tough luck kid." Michiru said through a mouthful of yogurt.
"I'll but you more." Haruka said, pulling the smaller girl in for another kiss.
"How...romantic..." Taiki raised an eyebrow. Seiya stood up and she and Taiki clasped hands and gazed at each other.
"Taiki, love!" Seiya drawled with a western accent.
"Yes dear?" Taiki asked.
"An evul vaholinist ate mah yogurt!" Seiya faked tears. "Whatevuh shall ah do?"
"Fear not dear one!" Taiki announced dramatically. "I shall buy you a new yogurt!"
"Oh Taiki!" Seiya leaned against him. "Yer so wonduhful! Whateveuh would ah do without you!?"
The two rolled their eyes and pushed away from each other.
"You two are so pathetic." Seiya said, returning to her cereal. Yaten stuck her tongue out at Seiya.
Michiru was laughing.
"What are you doing here, anyway?" Seiya asked her. Michiru blinked innocently.
"Me?" she asked.
"No. The violinist behind you." Seiya said flatly. "Of course you!"
"I was just coming to visit!" Michiru huffed angrily. "And pick up the recording devices I left in Yaten's room last night."
"What!?" Haruka, lips puffy and swollen jumped up. Yaten, hair messy, also bounded to her feet. The two girls snatched Michiru's bag. They pulled out various tapes and devices. They proceeded to disassemble all of them. Michiru sighed.
"You two really are pathetic." She said. "Those aren't my only copies."
She pulled her shirt back to reveal two tapes tucked tightly into her bra. Yaten and Haruka gulped. Taiki sighed and went back into his room. Seiya gawked (not too) politely.
"So you see...they're quite safe." She said, not realizing the two other girls weren't paying attention.
"You were her girlfriend!" Yaten hissed. "Haven't you already touched there?"
"Well, you're faster than I am." Haruka said.
"Whatever!" Yaten scoffed. "You're just a wimp!"
"And you aren't?" Haruka growled. "She'll, like, scratch me or something!"
"And she won't me?" Yaten asked doubtfully. "You're older. Shouldn't you be responsible?"
Haruka growled.
"Just do it." Yaten pushed Haruka forward.
"No!" Haruka ran behind Seiya.
"Fine!" Yaten crossed her arms. "Then she can keep them, and sell them to the media. They'll find out that we're both girls, and we're lesbians. And they'll get to see it in detail. They'll play the tape on the radio, the video on the news..."
"Fine!" Haruka said. Seiya was still staring at Michiru. Haruka clobbered him for good measure. Then Yaten and Haruka looked at each other, then at Michiru.
"Yaaah!" they both yelled, charging at Michiru. The violinist dived under the table.
"Ja!" she said cheerfully, running out the door. Yaten and Haruka looked at each other.
"You do realize that she won't show anybody other than the senshi, right?" Yaten asked. Haruka nodded.
"But that got rid of her." Haruka said. Seiya gawked at them.
"You mean you really don't care?" she asked. The two girls shrugged.
"Not really." Haruka said with as smile. The two turned and went into Yaten's room, leaving Seiya looking at her cereal.
"Why the heck am I a girl anyway?" she asked the soggy flakes. "On Earth I usually stay a guy. What's going on?"
Meanwhile, twenty universes to the south, and twelve more to the west...a girl giggled. She loved to jerk people around like wacked puppets. ^-^
End chapter 4
Yeah, I know it's bad. I put everyone out of character...the next chapter will be better. Not so...stupid. I'm, like, on a sugar high right now so...yeah. I don't blame you if you don't like this. Just bear with me. Next chapter will be better. Twenty promises. And, I gotta work on Happiness and Healer. My mind is getting all messed, cause I'm only working on one thing. Chapter 2 for Happiness is almost done though! And umm...Lum's Best Selection 2 rocks, anime 4ever, love you, bye bye!
~ Keiko
By: Keiko Nakamoto
Disclaimer: See last chapter's disclaimer.
Author notes: Hmm, ever seen the movie 'Another Stakeout'? It's hilarious. Go watch it. *giggles* Okay, uh, yeah...this part could be...interesting. See, Taiki never struck me as feminine...so I decided to have a little fun with that idea. Poor Taiki. Poor Mamoru. (or maybe not, since I hate Mamoru's lousy guts) All these crazy girls...And yay! I found a way to sneak onto the internet! So here's the next chapter!
Warning: This chapter is utterly ridiculous. I was hyper hyper when I wrote it...so expect the next chapter to calm down a bit from this. MY STORY WILL NOT STAY LIKE THIS. If you don't like things that are stupid, and don't make a whole lot of sense, skip this chapter.
Chapter 4
"Morning." Taiki said irritably in the morning. Haruka, droopy eyed, and still wearing his pajamas, waved, with a sideways smirk. She collapsed on the couch. A few minutes later Yaten emerged from her room and collapsed next to Haruka on the couch. There was some muffled giggling. Taiki sighed. Girls...
"Hello!" Michiru sang, walking into the apartment without even knocking.
"Not more of them..." Taiki covered his head with a newspaper. "Next thing you know, Seiya will come waltzing out here, and he'll be one of them too!"
"One of what?" Seiya, girl type, asked, walking out of the bathroom, drying her hair. Taiki screamed and ran into his room. Haruka and Yaten sat up, and the four stared at each other, then at Taiki's door.
"What's up with him?" Michiru asked, cocking her head to the side. Seiya, Haruka, and Yaten shrugged. Michiru shrugged as well, and walked into Yaten's room. Haruka pulled Yaten back down onto the couch and Seiya walked into the kitchen. Yaten and Haruka resumed giggling, and...doing what they were doing before.
"Would you cut it out!?" Seiya said irritably. More giggling.
"Shh!" one of them, Seiya couldn't tell which, whispered. Even more giggling. She sighed. How pathetic.
"Oh, cut it out." Michiru said with a sigh, walking out of Yaten's room carrying a small bag she didn't have earlier. Taiki walked out of his room, talking on a cordless phone.
"And then Seiya comes out of the bathroom, a girl!" he said. "They're everywhere! On the couch! In the hall! The kitchen! Everywhere!!"
"Who's he talking to?" Haruka whispered to the green-eyed girl looking down at her.
"The only other prominent male in the universe who isn't evil." Yaten replied. "Mamoru."
"Oh..." Haruka said. She really couldn't say anything else, however, for another pair of lips made that quite impossible.
"I don't like Mamoru." Seiya pouted from her bowl of cereal. Taiki glared at her.
"But he's not a girl!" he declared. Seiya shrugged.
"You are." Yaten called from the couch. "You're mmmmmmm...oh..."
"Cut it out!" Michiru growled, sitting at the kitchen table. Seiya glared at her. She glared back.
"Hey!" Yaten said suddenly. "Not here!"
"Cut it out!" Taiki, Michiru, and Seiya yelled. Haruka and Yaten giggled.
"No." Taiki said into the phone. "It's Yaten and Haruka."
He held the phone away from his ear and the whole room echoed with Mamoru's screaming. After the noise died down, Taiki put the phone back up to his ear.
"Mamoru? Hello?" he said. He put the phone down. "I think I killed him."
"Really?" everyone else asked eagerly. Usagi pops up out of nowhere.
"Mamo-chan! No!" she cries, then she disappears. Everyone blinks.
"We need to lock our door..." Seiya said slowly, glaring at Michiru. Michiru stuck her nose up and stood. She went to the fridge and emerged with a yogurt. She sat down and began to eat.
"That's mine!" Yaten whined.
"Tough luck kid." Michiru said through a mouthful of yogurt.
"I'll but you more." Haruka said, pulling the smaller girl in for another kiss.
"How...romantic..." Taiki raised an eyebrow. Seiya stood up and she and Taiki clasped hands and gazed at each other.
"Taiki, love!" Seiya drawled with a western accent.
"Yes dear?" Taiki asked.
"An evul vaholinist ate mah yogurt!" Seiya faked tears. "Whatevuh shall ah do?"
"Fear not dear one!" Taiki announced dramatically. "I shall buy you a new yogurt!"
"Oh Taiki!" Seiya leaned against him. "Yer so wonduhful! Whateveuh would ah do without you!?"
The two rolled their eyes and pushed away from each other.
"You two are so pathetic." Seiya said, returning to her cereal. Yaten stuck her tongue out at Seiya.
Michiru was laughing.
"What are you doing here, anyway?" Seiya asked her. Michiru blinked innocently.
"Me?" she asked.
"No. The violinist behind you." Seiya said flatly. "Of course you!"
"I was just coming to visit!" Michiru huffed angrily. "And pick up the recording devices I left in Yaten's room last night."
"What!?" Haruka, lips puffy and swollen jumped up. Yaten, hair messy, also bounded to her feet. The two girls snatched Michiru's bag. They pulled out various tapes and devices. They proceeded to disassemble all of them. Michiru sighed.
"You two really are pathetic." She said. "Those aren't my only copies."
She pulled her shirt back to reveal two tapes tucked tightly into her bra. Yaten and Haruka gulped. Taiki sighed and went back into his room. Seiya gawked (not too) politely.
"So you see...they're quite safe." She said, not realizing the two other girls weren't paying attention.
"You were her girlfriend!" Yaten hissed. "Haven't you already touched there?"
"Well, you're faster than I am." Haruka said.
"Whatever!" Yaten scoffed. "You're just a wimp!"
"And you aren't?" Haruka growled. "She'll, like, scratch me or something!"
"And she won't me?" Yaten asked doubtfully. "You're older. Shouldn't you be responsible?"
Haruka growled.
"Just do it." Yaten pushed Haruka forward.
"No!" Haruka ran behind Seiya.
"Fine!" Yaten crossed her arms. "Then she can keep them, and sell them to the media. They'll find out that we're both girls, and we're lesbians. And they'll get to see it in detail. They'll play the tape on the radio, the video on the news..."
"Fine!" Haruka said. Seiya was still staring at Michiru. Haruka clobbered him for good measure. Then Yaten and Haruka looked at each other, then at Michiru.
"Yaaah!" they both yelled, charging at Michiru. The violinist dived under the table.
"Ja!" she said cheerfully, running out the door. Yaten and Haruka looked at each other.
"You do realize that she won't show anybody other than the senshi, right?" Yaten asked. Haruka nodded.
"But that got rid of her." Haruka said. Seiya gawked at them.
"You mean you really don't care?" she asked. The two girls shrugged.
"Not really." Haruka said with as smile. The two turned and went into Yaten's room, leaving Seiya looking at her cereal.
"Why the heck am I a girl anyway?" she asked the soggy flakes. "On Earth I usually stay a guy. What's going on?"
Meanwhile, twenty universes to the south, and twelve more to the west...a girl giggled. She loved to jerk people around like wacked puppets. ^-^
End chapter 4
Yeah, I know it's bad. I put everyone out of character...the next chapter will be better. Not so...stupid. I'm, like, on a sugar high right now so...yeah. I don't blame you if you don't like this. Just bear with me. Next chapter will be better. Twenty promises. And, I gotta work on Happiness and Healer. My mind is getting all messed, cause I'm only working on one thing. Chapter 2 for Happiness is almost done though! And umm...Lum's Best Selection 2 rocks, anime 4ever, love you, bye bye!
~ Keiko