The Journey of the Golden Circlet
By: Elektra-chan
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Authoress' Notes: I don't know what I was smoking when I wrote this. I don't think I'll look at Karla's beautiful circlet the same way ever again. Oh yeah, and this is sung to the tune of the Beverly Hillbillies. Some verses meld better together than others.
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This is the story of a golden circlet
That stole many bodies without a regret
I'll tell you why it did such if you'd like to know
And the story begins 500 years ago
Centuries ago
Back in Kastuul
Home of the stupid smart guys
Karla was a powerful witch from that time
When great sorcery was truly at its prime
Of all Lodoss kingdoms, Kastuul was the best
They had more power than the any of the rest
Lots of power
Unbalanced though
The leaders in Kastuul then tried something new
But not all of them knew exactly what to do
Achieving more power was just the right ticket
The plan was a flop, but long live the circlet
Never again, the circlet vowed
Would power all be in one place
Upon meeting her eventual death
Karla's body then drew its last breath
The circlet flew off as Karla was now dead
The barbarian now had the circlet on its head
Hee hee hee
Boy, was he pissed
The circlet wasn't all to thrilled with its host
Personal appearance was what mattered most
So the stinky barbarian was left to lay and rot
As another body the golden circlet sought
One that was attractive
Preferably female
Karla went through several different bodies
Some that were pretty, and some that were gaudy
Admist all her pilfering she was cornered by Wort
To a bunch of heroes she had to report
Someone was on a power trip
And both didn't like it
The journey with Wort was a huge success
Every inch of Lodoss, the heroes had blessed
A long while later Karla found the perfect soul
The circlet had a priestess under it's control
Poor Leylia
Nobody saw that coming!
The witch now kidnapped Princess Fianna
Manipulated old Beld's dreams of nirvana
She tried to trick Parn and his friends but failed
For the golden circlet Ghim's battle axe nailed
Sayanora Karla
So they all thought
It wasn't too long 'fore Karla struck back
Posessing a thief's body was her next task
Off of Leylia's forehead it flew
The circlet took Woodchuck by surprise too
Oh shit, he thought
And thought no more
Woodchuck was now under Karla's control
Despite the fact she now looked like a troll
Poor Ashram was her next victim of choice
When Pirotess died, the circlet did rejoice
And that's when she raised him
Poor, poor Ashram
What a witch!
Karla finally had it with her male form
Woodchuck's body just wasn't the norm
With its glowing eyes, the circlet flew away
To a random girl whose name we'll not say
Simply because
We don't know, damnit!
It's been awhile since the circlet ran its course
Apparently Karla likes her new source
And we can all be glad that we're not anime
And risk that circlet flying towards our way
Thank the heavens
This piece of tripe is history
By: Elektra-chan
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Authoress' Notes: I don't know what I was smoking when I wrote this. I don't think I'll look at Karla's beautiful circlet the same way ever again. Oh yeah, and this is sung to the tune of the Beverly Hillbillies. Some verses meld better together than others.
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This is the story of a golden circlet
That stole many bodies without a regret
I'll tell you why it did such if you'd like to know
And the story begins 500 years ago
Centuries ago
Back in Kastuul
Home of the stupid smart guys
Karla was a powerful witch from that time
When great sorcery was truly at its prime
Of all Lodoss kingdoms, Kastuul was the best
They had more power than the any of the rest
Lots of power
Unbalanced though
The leaders in Kastuul then tried something new
But not all of them knew exactly what to do
Achieving more power was just the right ticket
The plan was a flop, but long live the circlet
Never again, the circlet vowed
Would power all be in one place
Upon meeting her eventual death
Karla's body then drew its last breath
The circlet flew off as Karla was now dead
The barbarian now had the circlet on its head
Hee hee hee
Boy, was he pissed
The circlet wasn't all to thrilled with its host
Personal appearance was what mattered most
So the stinky barbarian was left to lay and rot
As another body the golden circlet sought
One that was attractive
Preferably female
Karla went through several different bodies
Some that were pretty, and some that were gaudy
Admist all her pilfering she was cornered by Wort
To a bunch of heroes she had to report
Someone was on a power trip
And both didn't like it
The journey with Wort was a huge success
Every inch of Lodoss, the heroes had blessed
A long while later Karla found the perfect soul
The circlet had a priestess under it's control
Poor Leylia
Nobody saw that coming!
The witch now kidnapped Princess Fianna
Manipulated old Beld's dreams of nirvana
She tried to trick Parn and his friends but failed
For the golden circlet Ghim's battle axe nailed
Sayanora Karla
So they all thought
It wasn't too long 'fore Karla struck back
Posessing a thief's body was her next task
Off of Leylia's forehead it flew
The circlet took Woodchuck by surprise too
Oh shit, he thought
And thought no more
Woodchuck was now under Karla's control
Despite the fact she now looked like a troll
Poor Ashram was her next victim of choice
When Pirotess died, the circlet did rejoice
And that's when she raised him
Poor, poor Ashram
What a witch!
Karla finally had it with her male form
Woodchuck's body just wasn't the norm
With its glowing eyes, the circlet flew away
To a random girl whose name we'll not say
Simply because
We don't know, damnit!
It's been awhile since the circlet ran its course
Apparently Karla likes her new source
And we can all be glad that we're not anime
And risk that circlet flying towards our way
Thank the heavens
This piece of tripe is history