Harry Potter is going to Spin a Bottle?

I do not own Harry Potter! (too bad)

Once upon a day in Hogwarts……



Harry jumped in the common room wearing a teletubbie suit.

'Hello!'

after that, hermione jumped in, wearing a laa-laa suit.

'Hello!'

then, finally, Ron jumped in, also wearing a laa-laa suit.

'hello!'

Ron, I was supposed to play laa-laa, remember? Hermione said.

Oh-oh! He said.

Ron went back in his dorm and came out wearing a dipsy suit.

That's better, harry said.

[in this fic, there are only three teletubbies]

what are we going to do now? Ron asked

lets play spin the bottle! Harry said.

But there are not enough people! Hermione complained.

[ash, pikachu, misty, McGonagall, Snape, Lavender, Parvati, Hagrid and Malfoy suddenly appeard]

that will do, Harry said, with his wand still smoking

I have got a bottle! Ash said, while taking a beer bottle out of Pikachu's ass

Iiiiiiieeuw, how did that came down there, misty asked.

Brock had a wild night, ash said

Ok people, lets sit in a circle! Ron said

Hermione spon the bottle first, and it landed on……

If I have 5 reviews I will continue!