Hermione spon the bottle first, and it landed on.....

Pikachu!

So, hermione gave pikachu a very big kiss, but pikachu did not like it

CHUUUUUU!!!! He said, while shoking the hell out of hermione

Hahahaha that's funny, harry laughed.

At that point hermione took out a frying pan and bonked harry on his head.

Now that's comedy! McGonagall said

Pikachu spon the bottle and it pointed to......

Lavender!

Iiiiieeeeeeuw! Lavender said.

Well, pikachu thought, it is better then that litte witch that kissed me first....

So pikachu jumped on Lavenders lap to french with Lavender

(looks strange, with that small a tongue...)

then, lavender spun the bottle and it came to....

RON!

Ron loved that bottle for the rest of his mortal life....

Sh*t! Lavender thought, she hated him since the beginning of their Hogwarts Career....

But they had to kiss, so they did, ron wanting it more then Lavender....

So, ron took the bottle, spun it and it pointed to.....

McGonagall!

But, suddenly, while looking scared, she transformed in a cat and ran away a.s.a.p

Darn! Ron thought, while spinning the bottle again...

It pointed to....

PARVATI!!

Cool! They both thought.

So, they said `excuse me!' and went upstairs.

Well that's strange...hermione said, where are those humping sounds coming from?

Now misty volunteerd to spin the bottle

It landed on....

HAGRID!

Ieuw...she thought...its big and hairy...

But hagrid came to her and gave her a big kiss

Then hagrid spun the bottle...it landed on....

Malfoy!

Aaaaw....i get to kiss the little worm....i like worms....

NOOOOOO!!!! Malfoy said, while running through the entire gryffindor room

Come back here you! Hagrid said.

So, after 20 minutes hagrid captured malfoy and kissed him

YUK! He said

So, he spun the bottle and it landed on...

Pikachu! [man im torturing him]

Wow mr. Pikachu, I am a great fan of you, may I please kiss you? Malfoy said.

CHUUUUUU!!!! Pikachu shoked him in response

[crying] he doesn't like me! WHEEEEEEEY!!!

Pika... pikachu said. (transalation: sucker...)

Pikachu spun the bottle, and it landed on....

Gimme some more reviews to get me of Diablo 2 and get on to write!