Disclaimer: I wish I were William Shakespeare….I wish I was William Shakespeare….I wish…..nope, still not good old Will. I guess that means that I didn't write Midsummer's Night Dream. And therefore own nothing in this. I'm just messing with their minds.
A/N: Okay, no, so this is not wholly original. The style is from Cassandra Claire's Very Secret Diaries from Lord of the Rings. If you've seen, heard, read, anything having to do with that series, go to her site. Now! Right after you've read and reviewed mine, that is. *grin*
The Secret Diary of Puck (Also Known as Robin Goodfellow)
11:00pm
Oberon finally lost it. Sent me out for purple flower in the middle of eastern-bum-fuck. Will spit on flower for spite once found.
If only he knew I was shagging Titania.
11:55
Spitting on flower bad idea. Must now use it on stupid mortals.
Shagged Peaseblossom to cheer self up. Like Peaseblossom. She doesn't laugh at my small….horns.
1:00am
Am sulking. Titania found herself a nice piece of ass. Should never have messed with stupid mortal.
Off to see Cobweb.
1:30
Oberon now mad. Apparently used flower on wrong Athenian. Well, excuse me. Of course when he says, "May be the lady: thou shalt know the man by the Athenian garments he hath on." I'll know exactly what he wants.
Big, stupid fairy.
Will find Mustardseed for some comfort.
3:13
Had fun leading silly mortals around in darkness. Dropped one in a pit! Am v. pleased with self.
Maybe Moth will have a congratulatory snog with me.
5:06
Titania no longer in love with ass! Hooray!
In other news, mortals back to normal. Have decided to marry each other. No, not all four at the same time! Though…hm…will be back. Must find Coweb, Mustardseed, Moth, and Peaseblossom.
8:05
As per usual, Oberon tried to best my long monologue with big dopey speech. Ha. Am much better at public speaking. Got last word. Should be poet.
"Give me your hands, if we be friends, and Robin shall restore amends." Forgive me for doing this to the play….but it needed to be done. ^_^ R and R!