After the torches had flared up in a truly lovely display of pyrotechnics,
after which they inexplicably went off, after which much fumbling and
giggling ensued, after which someone finally figured out how to turn the
torches back on, the girls discovered that Aerosmith had gone.
"Well at least they left in style" Katie said.
"Hey, isn't that them doing somersaults down The Hill?" asked Mercedes. "Oh, I think one of them ripped his pants. No, wait, all of them ripped their pants. Wow. Not as impressive as those groupies make it out to be."
As Katie looked abashed and yet hopeful at the same time while trying to see them tumbling, Gimli asked, "Hey, this chick wasn't here before! She must have been the one yelling!"
"Captain Obvious" Amanda said while scoffing.
"Nobody likes the dwarves," Gimli grumbled.
"Ahem! Hello! Yeah, that's what I thought. Pay attention to the dominatrix!" the intruder with delightfully curly red hair and a glittery outfit said. "You know, I was voted most likely to become a dominatrix in high school. Really."
"Sexy! What are you doing here? Baby! I wasn't doing anything wrong! I swear!" Aragorn said coweringly yet cutely.
"Hey, I thought your name was Arwen, and that you looked suspiciously like the lead singer of that fabulously sexy band, Aerosmith. What is going on? Is the world reverting back to its nihilistic state? Oh Lear, what has the world come to!" Katarina said intelligently.
"I go by many names, but mostly I just go by Sexy. Easy to remember." Sexy said defiantly. "Now, as I said before, Get your hands off my bitch!"
Lauren suddenly realized that she was still caressing Aragorn's incredible upper body, and tactfully folded them behind her back. What Sexy didn't know was that she was close enough to Aragorn to secretly grab his a….well, you know.
"Hey, can we actually be in the story now?" Gandalf the Sea Foam Green whined.
"Oops, sorry!" Lauren said. "Bunny's fabulous story has inspired me to include many of my friends into this literary masterpiece. I suppose I got a little sidetracked. Okay, turn the spotlight back on the actual fellowship of the pretty ring now."
With that the lighting crew, headed by the lovely TLily who chose to remain out of such a LOTR-infested story, turned the big spotlight back on the fellowship of the pretty ring.
"Hey man," Merry said to Boromir, "you look like that guy, man, you know, that actor, man, the one who was in that movie, man, the one with all the badass helicopters."
"Josh Hartnett!?!?!?!" Sexy screamed as she ran over to the greasy steward.
"But baby, what about me?" Aragorn asked pathetically.
"Who cares? Lauren can have you. I'd choose my Boromir over you silly Australians any day." Sexy retorted.
"Woo hoo!" Lauren said, one hand moving back to his fabulous upper body.
"Okay, now that that's all settled, can we get back to my quest now?" Frodo asked, his radiant blue eyes watering over.
"Man, this scene is getting old, man. I'm not digging it, man. Let's blow this joint!" Pippin exclaimed mid-giggle.
"We shall go through the mines of Moria!" Gandalf the Sea Foam Green said boomingly.
"Gandy, silly, you know we still have to go to Rivendel!" Sam said while waving his hands and tossing his hair.
"Oh yeah. Okay then, to Rivendel!" Gandalf the Sea Foam Green said, not-so- boomingly this time.
"Yay!" the fellowship of the pretty ring all shouted.
Sorry this chapter was glaringly lacking in most thing LOTR-related. But hey, it saved me from reading about the tempest. You should really review. Really.
"Well at least they left in style" Katie said.
"Hey, isn't that them doing somersaults down The Hill?" asked Mercedes. "Oh, I think one of them ripped his pants. No, wait, all of them ripped their pants. Wow. Not as impressive as those groupies make it out to be."
As Katie looked abashed and yet hopeful at the same time while trying to see them tumbling, Gimli asked, "Hey, this chick wasn't here before! She must have been the one yelling!"
"Captain Obvious" Amanda said while scoffing.
"Nobody likes the dwarves," Gimli grumbled.
"Ahem! Hello! Yeah, that's what I thought. Pay attention to the dominatrix!" the intruder with delightfully curly red hair and a glittery outfit said. "You know, I was voted most likely to become a dominatrix in high school. Really."
"Sexy! What are you doing here? Baby! I wasn't doing anything wrong! I swear!" Aragorn said coweringly yet cutely.
"Hey, I thought your name was Arwen, and that you looked suspiciously like the lead singer of that fabulously sexy band, Aerosmith. What is going on? Is the world reverting back to its nihilistic state? Oh Lear, what has the world come to!" Katarina said intelligently.
"I go by many names, but mostly I just go by Sexy. Easy to remember." Sexy said defiantly. "Now, as I said before, Get your hands off my bitch!"
Lauren suddenly realized that she was still caressing Aragorn's incredible upper body, and tactfully folded them behind her back. What Sexy didn't know was that she was close enough to Aragorn to secretly grab his a….well, you know.
"Hey, can we actually be in the story now?" Gandalf the Sea Foam Green whined.
"Oops, sorry!" Lauren said. "Bunny's fabulous story has inspired me to include many of my friends into this literary masterpiece. I suppose I got a little sidetracked. Okay, turn the spotlight back on the actual fellowship of the pretty ring now."
With that the lighting crew, headed by the lovely TLily who chose to remain out of such a LOTR-infested story, turned the big spotlight back on the fellowship of the pretty ring.
"Hey man," Merry said to Boromir, "you look like that guy, man, you know, that actor, man, the one who was in that movie, man, the one with all the badass helicopters."
"Josh Hartnett!?!?!?!" Sexy screamed as she ran over to the greasy steward.
"But baby, what about me?" Aragorn asked pathetically.
"Who cares? Lauren can have you. I'd choose my Boromir over you silly Australians any day." Sexy retorted.
"Woo hoo!" Lauren said, one hand moving back to his fabulous upper body.
"Okay, now that that's all settled, can we get back to my quest now?" Frodo asked, his radiant blue eyes watering over.
"Man, this scene is getting old, man. I'm not digging it, man. Let's blow this joint!" Pippin exclaimed mid-giggle.
"We shall go through the mines of Moria!" Gandalf the Sea Foam Green said boomingly.
"Gandy, silly, you know we still have to go to Rivendel!" Sam said while waving his hands and tossing his hair.
"Oh yeah. Okay then, to Rivendel!" Gandalf the Sea Foam Green said, not-so- boomingly this time.
"Yay!" the fellowship of the pretty ring all shouted.
Sorry this chapter was glaringly lacking in most thing LOTR-related. But hey, it saved me from reading about the tempest. You should really review. Really.