Author's note: It's about time I got to this!!!!!!!!
Disclaimer: I've been holding this off... I don't own anything that has to do with Kirby but a few of the games.
*******************************
Treeby: ...ZzZzZzZzZz...(-.-)........ ZzZzZzZzZz...
Kirby: Yo! Wake up!!
Treeby: (O.O) Yipe! (Jumps on a chandelier.)
Waddle Dee: Can we get on with the competition?
Treeby: Oh, yeah... Have fun!!!!
Waddle Dee: You're the narrator, moron!
Treeby...Oh...You're right!
Kirby: Let's get this over with...
***************************************
Sir Kibble: Hello, and welcome to........
Audience: You've done this already!
Sir Kibble: Lemme see that! (Grabs the story.)......... ok...... I have. Well, let's go over the rules.
Audience: You've done that too!
Sir Kibble: OK!!! OK!!! GEEZ!!! IT'S THE AUTHOR'S FAULT FOR WAITING SO LONG TO GET ON WITH THE STORY!!!
AUTHOR: Well, excuuuusse me! My mom grounded me for two months! All I could do was check my email!
Kirby: ENOUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sir Kibble: Ok, I'm gonna list the characters.
Ehem........
#1: Kirby!
Audience: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!
Treeby: No surprise there.
Kirby: Thank you! Thank you!
#2: Waddle Dee!
Audience: Yippee!
Treeby: Well that's unexpected. (Gulps some water from a bottle.)
Waddle Dee: Gee, I didn't know I was so popular.
#3: Treeby!
Treeby: (Spits out the water.) WHAAAAAAAAAAT!!!!!!!!!!!
Kirby: oh no...... not good..................
(Treeby starts twitching.)
Kirby: Sir Kibble, move!
Sir Kibble: Huh?
(He looks to the side. Treeby jumps on him.)
Sir Kibble: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Treeby:HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! I KILL PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!! I KILL KIRBY!!!!!!!!I KILL THAT RETARDED ^%#%^#@&&@%$& AUTHOR WHO ^$^%@#%$ AND &^*&%&^$*%&#y%&^$%^#^@$#!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MWA-HAHHAHAHAHAHA-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!
( A van appears with POP STAR INSTITUTION FOR THE TOTALLY AND COMPLETELY DEMENTED on the side.)
Kirby: Quick! Throw him in the van!
(They threw him in the van.)
Treeby: OOOOOOOOOO......... RUBBER WALLS!! HEEHEEHEEHEE!!!!!!
(The van drove off.)
Waddle Dee: Well, there goes our narrator.
Sir Kibble:......Um.........I'm not gonna ask. Well, on with the contestant list...
The new #3: Bronto Burt!
Audience: BOOOOOOOOO!!!
Bronto Burt: Shyaddap!
Audience:............
#4: Waddle Doo!
Kirby: Oh, this is getting just LOVELY!!!
Sir Kibble: #.........Oh screw this! Just bring out the other people!
(Chilly, Burnin Leo, and Chuchu came out.)
Sir Kibble: Ok, let's get through this. I've gotta get home to my family.
Kirby: You have a family?
Sir Kibble: You wanna see a picture?
Waddle Dee: Sure!
(Sir Kibble handed them a picture with 5 mini- Sir Kibbles, and a Scarfy in the background.)
Kirby: What's with the Scarfy?
Sir Kibble: So THAT'S how Brent disappeared!!!
Waddle Dee: You're a bad father!
Sir Kibble: Shut up! Let me explain how the game will be played:
You'll start out in the Forest...
Kirby: You mean your sending us back out!
Sir Kibble: Hey, I didn't make the rules! Continuing...
Once there, you will be confronted by some of the other players, who will explain the game in greater detail.
You will travel and try to beat all of the competitors up until you get back here.
Waddle Dee: And where is here?
Sir Kibble: Dream Fountain! Now shut up!
When you get here, you will be confronted by King Dedede...
Chilly: But on the game you...
Sir Kibble: (.\/.) I KNOW YOU CONFRONT MORE PEOPLE WHEN YOU PLAY THE GAME!!!!!!!
Now leave me alone!!!!
Beat him, and get the prize of your choice.
Sir Kibble: There! I'm going home now! ( He runs off.)
Kirby: well Waddle Dee, let's go.
************************************
Waddle Dee: Well, this is interesting!
Kirby: What is?
Waddle Dee: The way this story is going.
Kirby: it is, isn't it?
Waddle Dee: Yeah. I stole the script for the story, and according to this, we should run into Poppy Brother Sr. riiiiight abooout now.
(Poppy Brother Sr. jumped in front of them holding a bomb.)
Poppy Brother Sr.: I'm here to test your skills. How about a quick game?
Kirby: Aren't you s'posed to explain the rules first?
Poppy Brother Sr.: Oh, right. The next rules are simple:
Colored blobs fall from the sky.
You need to try to connect blobs with similar colors.
You connect 4 or more of the same color, they disappear.
If blobs on top of those fall and do the same thing, it's a chain.
If you get a chain on me or vise versa, blobs that stop the connection to the one's below it fall; that's an avalanche.
Getting rid of blob that are touching avalanche stones eliminate them.
Your goal is to get as many large chains as possible so that the opponent's blobs go passed the limit.
Waddle Dee: In other words, Tetris with blobs.
Poppy Brother Sr.: Pretty much. Got it?
Kirby & Waddle Dee: Ready!
Familiar Voice: Start!
3 Challengers: Huh?
(Treeby comes up to them.)
Treeby: I'm back!
(Kirby & Waddle Dee start to back off.)
Treeby: It's alright! I'm fine as long as I take these pills 14 times a day! (Pulls out 32 different bottles.)
Kirby: Ummmmmmmmm........ok.........
Waddle Dee: Hey! That creep is starting the game without us!( starts moving blobs around.)
Kirby: That's alright! Watch this! (Kirby takes all the blobs and causes a chain times 5, which immediately took out the competition.)
Treeby: The winners are Kirby & Waddle Dee!!!
Winners: (^_^) Yeah!
Treeby: Let's move on, shall we?
Waddle Dee: He said something intelligent!
Treeby: I did?
Kirby: Must be the pills......C'mon, let's go!
******************************
That's it for now! I'll have Chapter 4 up soon, I promise!
Disclaimer: I've been holding this off... I don't own anything that has to do with Kirby but a few of the games.
*******************************
Treeby: ...ZzZzZzZzZz...(-.-)........ ZzZzZzZzZz...
Kirby: Yo! Wake up!!
Treeby: (O.O) Yipe! (Jumps on a chandelier.)
Waddle Dee: Can we get on with the competition?
Treeby: Oh, yeah... Have fun!!!!
Waddle Dee: You're the narrator, moron!
Treeby...Oh...You're right!
Kirby: Let's get this over with...
***************************************
Sir Kibble: Hello, and welcome to........
Audience: You've done this already!
Sir Kibble: Lemme see that! (Grabs the story.)......... ok...... I have. Well, let's go over the rules.
Audience: You've done that too!
Sir Kibble: OK!!! OK!!! GEEZ!!! IT'S THE AUTHOR'S FAULT FOR WAITING SO LONG TO GET ON WITH THE STORY!!!
AUTHOR: Well, excuuuusse me! My mom grounded me for two months! All I could do was check my email!
Kirby: ENOUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sir Kibble: Ok, I'm gonna list the characters.
Ehem........
#1: Kirby!
Audience: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!
Treeby: No surprise there.
Kirby: Thank you! Thank you!
#2: Waddle Dee!
Audience: Yippee!
Treeby: Well that's unexpected. (Gulps some water from a bottle.)
Waddle Dee: Gee, I didn't know I was so popular.
#3: Treeby!
Treeby: (Spits out the water.) WHAAAAAAAAAAT!!!!!!!!!!!
Kirby: oh no...... not good..................
(Treeby starts twitching.)
Kirby: Sir Kibble, move!
Sir Kibble: Huh?
(He looks to the side. Treeby jumps on him.)
Sir Kibble: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Treeby:HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! I KILL PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!! I KILL KIRBY!!!!!!!!I KILL THAT RETARDED ^%#%^#@&&@%$& AUTHOR WHO ^$^%@#%$ AND &^*&%&^$*%&#y%&^$%^#^@$#!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MWA-HAHHAHAHAHAHA-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!
( A van appears with POP STAR INSTITUTION FOR THE TOTALLY AND COMPLETELY DEMENTED on the side.)
Kirby: Quick! Throw him in the van!
(They threw him in the van.)
Treeby: OOOOOOOOOO......... RUBBER WALLS!! HEEHEEHEEHEE!!!!!!
(The van drove off.)
Waddle Dee: Well, there goes our narrator.
Sir Kibble:......Um.........I'm not gonna ask. Well, on with the contestant list...
The new #3: Bronto Burt!
Audience: BOOOOOOOOO!!!
Bronto Burt: Shyaddap!
Audience:............
#4: Waddle Doo!
Kirby: Oh, this is getting just LOVELY!!!
Sir Kibble: #.........Oh screw this! Just bring out the other people!
(Chilly, Burnin Leo, and Chuchu came out.)
Sir Kibble: Ok, let's get through this. I've gotta get home to my family.
Kirby: You have a family?
Sir Kibble: You wanna see a picture?
Waddle Dee: Sure!
(Sir Kibble handed them a picture with 5 mini- Sir Kibbles, and a Scarfy in the background.)
Kirby: What's with the Scarfy?
Sir Kibble: So THAT'S how Brent disappeared!!!
Waddle Dee: You're a bad father!
Sir Kibble: Shut up! Let me explain how the game will be played:
You'll start out in the Forest...
Kirby: You mean your sending us back out!
Sir Kibble: Hey, I didn't make the rules! Continuing...
Once there, you will be confronted by some of the other players, who will explain the game in greater detail.
You will travel and try to beat all of the competitors up until you get back here.
Waddle Dee: And where is here?
Sir Kibble: Dream Fountain! Now shut up!
When you get here, you will be confronted by King Dedede...
Chilly: But on the game you...
Sir Kibble: (.\/.) I KNOW YOU CONFRONT MORE PEOPLE WHEN YOU PLAY THE GAME!!!!!!!
Now leave me alone!!!!
Beat him, and get the prize of your choice.
Sir Kibble: There! I'm going home now! ( He runs off.)
Kirby: well Waddle Dee, let's go.
************************************
Waddle Dee: Well, this is interesting!
Kirby: What is?
Waddle Dee: The way this story is going.
Kirby: it is, isn't it?
Waddle Dee: Yeah. I stole the script for the story, and according to this, we should run into Poppy Brother Sr. riiiiight abooout now.
(Poppy Brother Sr. jumped in front of them holding a bomb.)
Poppy Brother Sr.: I'm here to test your skills. How about a quick game?
Kirby: Aren't you s'posed to explain the rules first?
Poppy Brother Sr.: Oh, right. The next rules are simple:
Colored blobs fall from the sky.
You need to try to connect blobs with similar colors.
You connect 4 or more of the same color, they disappear.
If blobs on top of those fall and do the same thing, it's a chain.
If you get a chain on me or vise versa, blobs that stop the connection to the one's below it fall; that's an avalanche.
Getting rid of blob that are touching avalanche stones eliminate them.
Your goal is to get as many large chains as possible so that the opponent's blobs go passed the limit.
Waddle Dee: In other words, Tetris with blobs.
Poppy Brother Sr.: Pretty much. Got it?
Kirby & Waddle Dee: Ready!
Familiar Voice: Start!
3 Challengers: Huh?
(Treeby comes up to them.)
Treeby: I'm back!
(Kirby & Waddle Dee start to back off.)
Treeby: It's alright! I'm fine as long as I take these pills 14 times a day! (Pulls out 32 different bottles.)
Kirby: Ummmmmmmmm........ok.........
Waddle Dee: Hey! That creep is starting the game without us!( starts moving blobs around.)
Kirby: That's alright! Watch this! (Kirby takes all the blobs and causes a chain times 5, which immediately took out the competition.)
Treeby: The winners are Kirby & Waddle Dee!!!
Winners: (^_^) Yeah!
Treeby: Let's move on, shall we?
Waddle Dee: He said something intelligent!
Treeby: I did?
Kirby: Must be the pills......C'mon, let's go!
******************************
That's it for now! I'll have Chapter 4 up soon, I promise!