Avalanche!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chapter 4

Author's note: Ok, you're probably wondreing where the hell I've been when it comes to this story. Well, I lost what little sanity I had left writing wise and went on a randomness spree!!!!!! Now that I have some of it back, I can continue. don't be expecting the story to finish any time soon, though. I've still got 2 stories other than this that need to be finished. Well finally, after an almost 6 month delay(YEESH!!!!!!), CHAPTER4!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I duwanna admit it, but Kirby unfortunately doesn't belong to me. I think it belongs to HAL....
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Let's see.................................................Oh gosh, where did I leave off?*flips throgh story* ...................................................................................Ummm...........................................nope...............................................past that.................................................................................WAY before that.................................................Nope................................................................................................
Person in audience: Get to the Damn story already!!!!*rest of crowd gets rowdy*
Author: Hey, I'm the only one allowed to cuss here!!!!!*Zaps person with bolt of lightning*
Person:*black and crispy*............Ow.................
Rest of Audience:.....................
Author: GOOD!!!!!!!!!!! Give me just a minute and I'll find where i left off................




4 and 1/2 hours later..........................



Author:Ah, here we go!!! I stopped right after Kirby and Waddle Dee beat up Poppy Brother Sr.!!!!!


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Treeby: About time!!!!! I've been out of a job for months!!!! I was this close to being out on the stree-
Author: How many times do I have to tell you to SHYADDAP!!!!!!!!!!!*Hits him with a styrofoam chicken*
Treeby:Owww.................
Author: Get back to the story before I give you another Pay Cut!!!!

Treeby:......................Yes Ma'am.......................



Ok, on with the story............

Treeby: We're back!!! and this time we're crazier than ever. A quick update on the...........Hey, these aren't current eve-*author glares at him evilly*..........meep.......an update on current events: Kirby and Waddle Dee have finally gotten to play in the competition, and have beaten the first opponent. On with-*twitch*.......uh-oh.....*twitchtwitch*....hee hee hee....
Kirby: Oh FUDGE!!!!!! Get him his caddiffil.........cadiffighflamhg..............Just get him that pink bottle!!!! I can't pronouce the word! ~(my totally made up medician is called cadiffighflamburgitistoids plus 1.)~
Waddle Dee: Got it!!!* throws it to Kirby*
Kirby: *shoves 4 pills into Treeby's mouth**Treeby goes back to normal*
Treeby:*sigh*......Thanks. Anywho, On with the competition!!!

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Kirby: Where to now?
Waddle Dee: Beats me......I guess we just walk on until we find a new opponent.*Steps on a tree root*
Tree: OUCH!!!! Watch where yer going you son of a-
Author:*zaps tree with lightning* No Curseing!!!!*disappears*
Kirby: Hi Whispy!!!
Whispy Woods:*burnt to a crisp*....Hi....*twitch*........
Waddle Dee: Hello Whispy. You our next opponent?
Whispy: I guess.....you know the rules?
Kirby: Well, duh!!!! If we didn't, we wouldn't have gotten passed Poppy Brother Sr.
Nidoran:Nini!!
Waddle Dee: What are you doing?!? Get back in your pokeball!! * aims for his pokemon*
Nidoran:Nidi!!!ran!! * evolves into a nidorino*
Treeby:.............ok, when's it gonna start chaseing me?
Kirby: Patience, grasshopper.
Nidorino: * Turns and charges toward Treeby*
Treeby: I was begining to wonder about that........ AAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!* starts running around in circles*
Kirby: *sitting in a theater chair that came out of nowhere* Nice show, isn't it?
Waddle Dee: *also sitting in a chair* Yeah.
Whispy: Are we gonna play, or what?
Kibry: Oh, yeah. I forgot about you. So, when do the blobs start droping?
Whispy: When the clock reaches 0.
Waddle Dee: What clock?
Whispy: The one right above your head.
Waddle Dee: I have a head?
Treeby: *sarcasticly* oh....someone......help me........
Kirby: Oh, crap!
Audience: Crap what?
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Author: Sorry folks, but I'm on a time limit this weekend. gotta end the chapter here. I'll try to make it longer next time.