Boy Scouts?
1 by Megami
Disclaimer: You know how it goes, blah, blah, blah, I own squat, blah, blah.
A/N: Ok, I was watching the Simpsons when I came up with this, so if it seems familiar somehow, that's where it's from. Enjoy! ^_^
Duo woke up in some room around noon and looked around. He really didn't remember much about last night, besides it being wild. Duo rolled over and hit the wall.
'What the hell?' he thought. Duo got up, but promptly fell down. "oof!"
"Kisama! Shut up! I'm trying to get some sleep around here!" yelled Wufei.
"Wu-man, what are you doing still sleeping? It's almost noon!" said Duo.
"NANI? The great Chang Wufei does *not* sleep 'till noon!"
"Well, he did today."
"Injustice! Well, why didn't you wake me up?"
"'Cuz I just got up too, and everyone else is still asleep, too. Well, at least Heero is, I don't see Q-man or Trowa… Anyways, I'm gonna go get some coffee."
When Duo stood up, Wufei began cracking up hysticaraly.
"What the hell's so funny, Wufei?" asked Duo, just a little PO'd.
"How much do you remember about last night?"
"Not much…why?"
"You're wearing a boy scout's uniform! Mwa ha ha ha ha ha!!!"
Wufei stood up to go get some coffee, too.
"Don't look now Wuffie, but you've got one on too! ^_^"
"KUSO!!!"
"OMEA O KOROSU IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP RIGHT NOW!! I'VE GOT A *HUGE* HANGOVER AND I REALLY DON'T WANT TO LISTEN TO YOU RIGHT NOW!"
Duo and Wufei stared at him in shock. Did Heero really just loose it and start screaming at them? After a second they realized that he also had one of the dreaded uniforms on.
"Uh…Heero? Do you remember what we did last night?" asked Duo cautiously.
"No…wait. Do I want to know?"
"Uh, I don't know. But I'm gonna let Wu tell you while I go get some coffee for us! Have fun, and Wufei, I hope to see you alive again! ^_^"
Heero glared at Wufei who looked around and tried to avoid telling him, since he really didn't know how to deal with a very angry, very hungover Heero Yuy.
"uhhh….well…" began Wufei.
"What. Did. I. Do.?"
"Look at your clothes" Wufei quickly said then left quickly, muttering something about Quatre and Trowa.
Heero then looked down and muttered "Oh, shit."
~~~ Owari ~~~
A/N: I know it was short, and I plan on getting the other chapter(s) up hopefully tonight. Review if you like, and if you have any mean comments or flames, feel free to keep them to yourselves. Also, I haven't read *all* the GW fics, so if someone else already did this, I didn't meant to steal it. Oh, and I don't mean any disrespect to the Boy Scouts of America, I'm sure there are some out there who enjoy it (in fact, a couple of guys I'm 'friends' with are in boy scouts), I just don't think the G- Guys would. So, ja ne! ^_^
1 by Megami
Disclaimer: You know how it goes, blah, blah, blah, I own squat, blah, blah.
A/N: Ok, I was watching the Simpsons when I came up with this, so if it seems familiar somehow, that's where it's from. Enjoy! ^_^
Duo woke up in some room around noon and looked around. He really didn't remember much about last night, besides it being wild. Duo rolled over and hit the wall.
'What the hell?' he thought. Duo got up, but promptly fell down. "oof!"
"Kisama! Shut up! I'm trying to get some sleep around here!" yelled Wufei.
"Wu-man, what are you doing still sleeping? It's almost noon!" said Duo.
"NANI? The great Chang Wufei does *not* sleep 'till noon!"
"Well, he did today."
"Injustice! Well, why didn't you wake me up?"
"'Cuz I just got up too, and everyone else is still asleep, too. Well, at least Heero is, I don't see Q-man or Trowa… Anyways, I'm gonna go get some coffee."
When Duo stood up, Wufei began cracking up hysticaraly.
"What the hell's so funny, Wufei?" asked Duo, just a little PO'd.
"How much do you remember about last night?"
"Not much…why?"
"You're wearing a boy scout's uniform! Mwa ha ha ha ha ha!!!"
Wufei stood up to go get some coffee, too.
"Don't look now Wuffie, but you've got one on too! ^_^"
"KUSO!!!"
"OMEA O KOROSU IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP RIGHT NOW!! I'VE GOT A *HUGE* HANGOVER AND I REALLY DON'T WANT TO LISTEN TO YOU RIGHT NOW!"
Duo and Wufei stared at him in shock. Did Heero really just loose it and start screaming at them? After a second they realized that he also had one of the dreaded uniforms on.
"Uh…Heero? Do you remember what we did last night?" asked Duo cautiously.
"No…wait. Do I want to know?"
"Uh, I don't know. But I'm gonna let Wu tell you while I go get some coffee for us! Have fun, and Wufei, I hope to see you alive again! ^_^"
Heero glared at Wufei who looked around and tried to avoid telling him, since he really didn't know how to deal with a very angry, very hungover Heero Yuy.
"uhhh….well…" began Wufei.
"What. Did. I. Do.?"
"Look at your clothes" Wufei quickly said then left quickly, muttering something about Quatre and Trowa.
Heero then looked down and muttered "Oh, shit."
~~~ Owari ~~~
A/N: I know it was short, and I plan on getting the other chapter(s) up hopefully tonight. Review if you like, and if you have any mean comments or flames, feel free to keep them to yourselves. Also, I haven't read *all* the GW fics, so if someone else already did this, I didn't meant to steal it. Oh, and I don't mean any disrespect to the Boy Scouts of America, I'm sure there are some out there who enjoy it (in fact, a couple of guys I'm 'friends' with are in boy scouts), I just don't think the G- Guys would. So, ja ne! ^_^