Oh, you know the disclaimer by now, not mine Blah Blah Blah.
A/N: umm, not much to say here really, except please review. Pretty please? With chocolate sauce and a cherry on top? Oh and the `Who the devil are you?' quote is from Merlin (the film) and the `Christ on a bike' one I got from another fanfic, I'm not sure what one, and the `cutie' bit? Well I just had to have Spike call me cute at some point!
The story so far: Ok, so they kidnapped Dawn, and then the Powers That Be (i.e. Joss Whedon and co) sent an army of demons and men with cheese stuck to them to try and stop the girls, so now there running away...
Part III - In which a certain blond vampire finally makes an appearance
In the cemetery a large square building loomed in front of them. They clattered down the steps panting and collapsed inside the door, slamming it shut behind them.
"What the... bloody hell! Who the devil are you?"
"No time to explain, Spike." Kat said, helping Dawn and Min move Spike's armchair and other pieces of bedraggled furniture up against the door in an attempt to barricade it from the demons.
Recognising Dawn, Spike appealed to her "Dawn, what are you doing here? Buffy'll kill me... Does she know you're here?"
"Hiding from them. Of course she won't, you're not the one kidnapping me, and no.," she answered his questions and Spike saw out of one of the cracked windows what could only be described as
"Christ on a bike! That must be Hell's army or something!"
"Which explains who Joss Whedon is! Poppy joked and then rested her chin on Spike's shoulder, making him jump.
"Don't worry honey, we'll look after you." She smiled and batted her eyelids.
"Poppy!" three angry voices warned.
"You said, and I quote `He's rank' remember?"
"I know" she giggled "but I didn't think he'd be this gorgeous in the flesh!"
"POPPY!"
"Alright, alright." She said sadly, moving away.
"We've got to get out of here." Haz stated after a moment or two's silence. She had been steadily shooting her way through the army outside, ignoring the rest of them. Beside her was a pile of guns, all types, where she had tossed them once their cartridges were spent. Kat wondered briefly where Haz had been able to hide so many guns on her person.
"Why?"
"There's too many of them. I'm doing my best but there are just too many of them and shooting vampires doesn't work anyway. We need to relocate to a stronger position.
"Ok," Kat took control of the situation, "You're the expert Haz. Spike, is there a back exit in this place?"
"Yeah, it's through here," Spike indicated and they followed him out. He held open the door, relieved that these weirdos were leaving but they just looked at him. Haz poked him with the nose of the rifle she was now carrying, "You're coming with us."
"No way!" he exclaimed.
"Yes way, you can't hurt us, remember? You're completely in our control!"
"I don't think so, cutie. You said it yourself, guns cant hurt vampires.
"HE CALLED HER CUTE! THAT'S NOT FAIR! I'M WAY CUTER THAN HER!" Min screamed and beat Kat with her fists as Kat fought to restrain her.
"Of course you are Min, Spike's just trying to annoy her, do we want to kidnap Spike or not?"
"I guess" Min consented, pouting "but I'm still way cuter than her."
Haz, meanwhile, was on fine form.
"You know, I always wondered, they saw burning, beheading and staking are the only ways to kill a vampire, but if I blew you up into a thousand tiny pieces, would you still be undead then? ... Oh, hold up, I swear I had some plastic explosives around somewhere..."
"Alright, aright, I'm coming," Spike sighed. He wasn't sure if bowing up a vampire would kill it, but he didn't want to wait around to find out if Haz really was a demolitions expert.
"Well, if it's alright with the rest of you, I didn't plan on getting killed by the undead tonight, so could we get outta here?" Dawn asked impatiently, sounding the spit of Buffy.
"I could run with that..." Poppy mused.
"Why don't we just run?" Kat asked.
"Or that. I don't really mind which." Poppy agreed.
So they did.
A/N: umm, not much to say here really, except please review. Pretty please? With chocolate sauce and a cherry on top? Oh and the `Who the devil are you?' quote is from Merlin (the film) and the `Christ on a bike' one I got from another fanfic, I'm not sure what one, and the `cutie' bit? Well I just had to have Spike call me cute at some point!
The story so far: Ok, so they kidnapped Dawn, and then the Powers That Be (i.e. Joss Whedon and co) sent an army of demons and men with cheese stuck to them to try and stop the girls, so now there running away...
Part III - In which a certain blond vampire finally makes an appearance
In the cemetery a large square building loomed in front of them. They clattered down the steps panting and collapsed inside the door, slamming it shut behind them.
"What the... bloody hell! Who the devil are you?"
"No time to explain, Spike." Kat said, helping Dawn and Min move Spike's armchair and other pieces of bedraggled furniture up against the door in an attempt to barricade it from the demons.
Recognising Dawn, Spike appealed to her "Dawn, what are you doing here? Buffy'll kill me... Does she know you're here?"
"Hiding from them. Of course she won't, you're not the one kidnapping me, and no.," she answered his questions and Spike saw out of one of the cracked windows what could only be described as
"Christ on a bike! That must be Hell's army or something!"
"Which explains who Joss Whedon is! Poppy joked and then rested her chin on Spike's shoulder, making him jump.
"Don't worry honey, we'll look after you." She smiled and batted her eyelids.
"Poppy!" three angry voices warned.
"You said, and I quote `He's rank' remember?"
"I know" she giggled "but I didn't think he'd be this gorgeous in the flesh!"
"POPPY!"
"Alright, alright." She said sadly, moving away.
"We've got to get out of here." Haz stated after a moment or two's silence. She had been steadily shooting her way through the army outside, ignoring the rest of them. Beside her was a pile of guns, all types, where she had tossed them once their cartridges were spent. Kat wondered briefly where Haz had been able to hide so many guns on her person.
"Why?"
"There's too many of them. I'm doing my best but there are just too many of them and shooting vampires doesn't work anyway. We need to relocate to a stronger position.
"Ok," Kat took control of the situation, "You're the expert Haz. Spike, is there a back exit in this place?"
"Yeah, it's through here," Spike indicated and they followed him out. He held open the door, relieved that these weirdos were leaving but they just looked at him. Haz poked him with the nose of the rifle she was now carrying, "You're coming with us."
"No way!" he exclaimed.
"Yes way, you can't hurt us, remember? You're completely in our control!"
"I don't think so, cutie. You said it yourself, guns cant hurt vampires.
"HE CALLED HER CUTE! THAT'S NOT FAIR! I'M WAY CUTER THAN HER!" Min screamed and beat Kat with her fists as Kat fought to restrain her.
"Of course you are Min, Spike's just trying to annoy her, do we want to kidnap Spike or not?"
"I guess" Min consented, pouting "but I'm still way cuter than her."
Haz, meanwhile, was on fine form.
"You know, I always wondered, they saw burning, beheading and staking are the only ways to kill a vampire, but if I blew you up into a thousand tiny pieces, would you still be undead then? ... Oh, hold up, I swear I had some plastic explosives around somewhere..."
"Alright, aright, I'm coming," Spike sighed. He wasn't sure if bowing up a vampire would kill it, but he didn't want to wait around to find out if Haz really was a demolitions expert.
"Well, if it's alright with the rest of you, I didn't plan on getting killed by the undead tonight, so could we get outta here?" Dawn asked impatiently, sounding the spit of Buffy.
"I could run with that..." Poppy mused.
"Why don't we just run?" Kat asked.
"Or that. I don't really mind which." Poppy agreed.
So they did.