Boy Scouts?
by Megami
Disclaimer: You know how it goes, blah, blah, blah, I own squat, blah, blah.
A/N: Ok, I was watching the Simpsons when I came up with this, so if it seems familiar somehow, that's where it's from. Enjoy! ^_^
~~ Chapter Three: The Meeting from Hell ~
"Heero...what time is it?" Duo looked up from his magazine (with A Tale of Two Cities inside of it. A/n: I read that book, it was suprisingly good!)
"Twelve-thirty."
"KUSO!!! HHHEEEEEERRROOO!!! I DON' WANNA GO TO THE MEETING!!!"
"Stop your temper tantrum, Maxwell, and act your age!" Wufei looked up from the floor where he was meditating. "I don't want to go either, but you saw how Quatre acted when we resisted, so I suggest you stop complaining before you get us all killed."
Duo was about to say something, but Quatre walked in, dressed up in his uniform and looked at each of them.
"Put your outfits on, we're leaving soon. And Heero, here, I dug your uniform out of the trash and washed it. Someone threw out a bunch of old fruit and snotty Kleenexes on top of it..."
Heero glanced around and blushed (blushed?! Did I hear right?!) slightly. "Uh...couldn't tell you who did that, Quatre."
"Oh, well, it doesn't matter anyway."
Quatre tossed Heero the uniform and left to go...somewhere. Heero looked at Wufei who started laughing.
"Where'd you get the fruit from, Yuy?"
"Been saving it."
"And why is that?"
"Precautions from Relena. One can never be too cautious."
Wufei shook his head and left for his room, not wanting to know what other kinds of `precautions' Heero had in his room.
~~ 20 Minutes Later ~~
"Come on you guys!! If we don't leave now we'll be late!!" yelled Quatre.
"Yeah, and wouldn't that be a shame." Duo muttered under his breath.
"What was that, Duo? I didn't hear you." Quatre smiled sweetly at him, and Duo decided not to repeat his comment.
"I...uh...was just agreeing with you."
The other three pilots trudged up to the car and they left...finally.
~~ At the Meeting ~~
"Hello and welcome! I would like to introduce our new members, so if they could come up here..." said the scout leader, an old, fat, balding guy with a comb-over.
"Hi! My name is Quatre Raberba Winner and it was my idea for us to join. Um...I'm fifteen years old, and I have 29 sisters!" Quatre smiled and looked to Trowa who was next to him.
"I'm Trowa Barton." He didn't want to stand up there and talk, hell, he *never* wanted to talk.
"I'm Duo Maxwell and am here ag--" Trowa jabbed him in the side. "...and I am also fifteen."
"Wufei"
"Heero Yuy"
"They're not very talkative." Said Quatre to the scout leader. "and Wufei's last name is `Chang'."
Wufei shot him a glare and went to sit down quickly with Heero and Trowa in the back corner. Duo and Quatre sat with them because (said Quatre) they didn't know anyone yet.
"OK! Let's get started now. Did anyone..." (a/n: ok, I'm a girl and don't know how boy scout meetings start out. I only know how girl scout meetings go because...um...::blushes:: I was little alright!!! There's not much to do in Illinois! Anyways, back to the story!)
"Hmmm...there aren't many people here tonight, so everyone: let's grab chairs and make a friendship circle!"
Most of the people (including Quatre) redially grabbed a chair and went to join the circle. (a/n: I don't know if they do this in Boy scts. But they do in girl scts. Isn't it the dumbest thing in the world? Enough of my ranting and blathering...)
"You have got to be kidding." Wufei stood up, but didn't look like he was going to grab a chair anytime soon. His face was turning red from anger *very* quickly. "This is injustice! Why must *I* have to deal with this?! Nataku! Help me!" he was also on the verge of a justice rant.
"Chang! Come here! The only place left is next to me, now everyone: let's hold hands and sing campfire songs!"
At this, Wufei's nose began bleeding profusely and he left the room.
"I...uh...should go check on him." Heero got up and left quickly.
"Yeah, me too." Trowa also left.
"Um...ok...now everyone..." they began singing and Duo was suffering. He was watching the door longinly, then glanced up at the clock only to see that he has to sit through an hour and forty-five more minutes of this crap.
~~ In the hall ~~
Wufei just sitting in the hall, with a kleenex shoved up his nose when Heero and Trowa got out there.
"Let's just leave"
"That would piss of Quatre and Duo would probably kill us for ditching him" and after a second of thinking, Trowa added: "in fact, he's probably planning some kind of revenge for us this very moment." He was right.
"We have to `rescue' him then, because I will not sit through any more of that." Heero began taking off his uniform while saying this, which caused a whole lot more blood to begin pouring out of Wufei's nose. He had his usuall outfit under his uniform and began checking his gun, which he got from who-knows-where. Soon the other two pilots were also changed, and just sitting in the hall for this torture to be over...for Quatre and Duo. (a/n: Poor Duo-chan!)
They were perfectly...I don't know if they're ever happy...they were perfectly content until the scout leader came out. Wufei quickly stuck the napkin back up his nose (it had stopped bleeding a while ago) and the other two jumped closer and pretended to be comforting him. (a/n: I would love to see that pic! ^_^)
"Are you feeling better, Chang--oops!" the scout leader put on a stupid grin "I mean Wufei!"
"Hai" then under his breath "The injustice of it all! We should have just left."
"Good! We were just about to start discussing the camping trip next weekend! You boys joined just in time!"
"Kisama!"
"Hn."
"..."
"Oh! I didn't know you knew another language?! How...what is that word now? Straight?" [1] asked the very clueless scout leader.
No one said anything but walked back into the torture chamber, where they sat next to Duo and Q-man.
"I'll start over, so they" he pointed to (well, you know who he pointed to!) and continued "can learn and know everything you do. OK, guys, we're going camping with the girl scouts, but of coarse they'll get the cabin and we'll get the tents. There, we'll do all kinds of fun camp activities: sing-a-longs, making s'mores (sp?), campfires, fishing,..."
When he said this, Heero automatically began thinking of all the ways he could kill the scout leader with that fishing pole, and needless to say, there were a lot. (a/n: hell, I can think of a ton and I'm not the/a perfect soldier!)
When he was done talking he, the other scouts, and Quatre all had a happy and excited look on their faces. (this took two hours)
"Wow! Where has the time gone?! This meeting is over...after we sing one last song!" said the camp leader.
"INJUSTICE!"
They sang...well, most of them sang, some just glared, and then they were dismissed. The G-guys were the first ones out, dragging Quatre and practically running to their car.
"THAT WAS INJUST!! THERE IS NO WAY IN HELL I AM GOING CAMPING WITH A BUNCH OF WEAKLINGS AND ONNAS!!! KISAMA!!! WINNER, WHY DID YOU MAKE US JOIN THAT...THAT GROUP OF WEAKLINGS?!?!?!"
"Wufei, I already told you, you thought it was a great idea! In fact, you were the one that agreed to it first!"
Wufei was red with anger and continued ranting loudly about the usual stuff...and somehow he got off topic and started ranting about how the teletubbies were evil and corrupting the the youth of the Earth Sphere. Also needless to say, the other four had major headaches.
"I think he rants to hear himself talk...or yell or whatever."
"I HEARD THAT MAXWELL YOU BETTER SHUT YOUR MOUTH AND BE GREATFUL THAT I DON'T HAVE MY KATANA WITH ME!!!" and he went back to ranting.
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A/N: The camp chapter is gonna prob. be long, so I ended this one here. I think you can guess who the girl scouts are going to be! Mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!! ^_^ I'll try and update soon, so until then, Ja ne!
[1] One of my Fine Arts Survey ::shudder:: (I despise that class) teachers actually thought this is what "teens of today" actually say! I know, she's a baka, so I had to put it in! ^_^
by Megami
Disclaimer: You know how it goes, blah, blah, blah, I own squat, blah, blah.
A/N: Ok, I was watching the Simpsons when I came up with this, so if it seems familiar somehow, that's where it's from. Enjoy! ^_^
~~ Chapter Three: The Meeting from Hell ~
"Heero...what time is it?" Duo looked up from his magazine (with A Tale of Two Cities inside of it. A/n: I read that book, it was suprisingly good!)
"Twelve-thirty."
"KUSO!!! HHHEEEEEERRROOO!!! I DON' WANNA GO TO THE MEETING!!!"
"Stop your temper tantrum, Maxwell, and act your age!" Wufei looked up from the floor where he was meditating. "I don't want to go either, but you saw how Quatre acted when we resisted, so I suggest you stop complaining before you get us all killed."
Duo was about to say something, but Quatre walked in, dressed up in his uniform and looked at each of them.
"Put your outfits on, we're leaving soon. And Heero, here, I dug your uniform out of the trash and washed it. Someone threw out a bunch of old fruit and snotty Kleenexes on top of it..."
Heero glanced around and blushed (blushed?! Did I hear right?!) slightly. "Uh...couldn't tell you who did that, Quatre."
"Oh, well, it doesn't matter anyway."
Quatre tossed Heero the uniform and left to go...somewhere. Heero looked at Wufei who started laughing.
"Where'd you get the fruit from, Yuy?"
"Been saving it."
"And why is that?"
"Precautions from Relena. One can never be too cautious."
Wufei shook his head and left for his room, not wanting to know what other kinds of `precautions' Heero had in his room.
~~ 20 Minutes Later ~~
"Come on you guys!! If we don't leave now we'll be late!!" yelled Quatre.
"Yeah, and wouldn't that be a shame." Duo muttered under his breath.
"What was that, Duo? I didn't hear you." Quatre smiled sweetly at him, and Duo decided not to repeat his comment.
"I...uh...was just agreeing with you."
The other three pilots trudged up to the car and they left...finally.
~~ At the Meeting ~~
"Hello and welcome! I would like to introduce our new members, so if they could come up here..." said the scout leader, an old, fat, balding guy with a comb-over.
"Hi! My name is Quatre Raberba Winner and it was my idea for us to join. Um...I'm fifteen years old, and I have 29 sisters!" Quatre smiled and looked to Trowa who was next to him.
"I'm Trowa Barton." He didn't want to stand up there and talk, hell, he *never* wanted to talk.
"I'm Duo Maxwell and am here ag--" Trowa jabbed him in the side. "...and I am also fifteen."
"Wufei"
"Heero Yuy"
"They're not very talkative." Said Quatre to the scout leader. "and Wufei's last name is `Chang'."
Wufei shot him a glare and went to sit down quickly with Heero and Trowa in the back corner. Duo and Quatre sat with them because (said Quatre) they didn't know anyone yet.
"OK! Let's get started now. Did anyone..." (a/n: ok, I'm a girl and don't know how boy scout meetings start out. I only know how girl scout meetings go because...um...::blushes:: I was little alright!!! There's not much to do in Illinois! Anyways, back to the story!)
"Hmmm...there aren't many people here tonight, so everyone: let's grab chairs and make a friendship circle!"
Most of the people (including Quatre) redially grabbed a chair and went to join the circle. (a/n: I don't know if they do this in Boy scts. But they do in girl scts. Isn't it the dumbest thing in the world? Enough of my ranting and blathering...)
"You have got to be kidding." Wufei stood up, but didn't look like he was going to grab a chair anytime soon. His face was turning red from anger *very* quickly. "This is injustice! Why must *I* have to deal with this?! Nataku! Help me!" he was also on the verge of a justice rant.
"Chang! Come here! The only place left is next to me, now everyone: let's hold hands and sing campfire songs!"
At this, Wufei's nose began bleeding profusely and he left the room.
"I...uh...should go check on him." Heero got up and left quickly.
"Yeah, me too." Trowa also left.
"Um...ok...now everyone..." they began singing and Duo was suffering. He was watching the door longinly, then glanced up at the clock only to see that he has to sit through an hour and forty-five more minutes of this crap.
~~ In the hall ~~
Wufei just sitting in the hall, with a kleenex shoved up his nose when Heero and Trowa got out there.
"Let's just leave"
"That would piss of Quatre and Duo would probably kill us for ditching him" and after a second of thinking, Trowa added: "in fact, he's probably planning some kind of revenge for us this very moment." He was right.
"We have to `rescue' him then, because I will not sit through any more of that." Heero began taking off his uniform while saying this, which caused a whole lot more blood to begin pouring out of Wufei's nose. He had his usuall outfit under his uniform and began checking his gun, which he got from who-knows-where. Soon the other two pilots were also changed, and just sitting in the hall for this torture to be over...for Quatre and Duo. (a/n: Poor Duo-chan!)
They were perfectly...I don't know if they're ever happy...they were perfectly content until the scout leader came out. Wufei quickly stuck the napkin back up his nose (it had stopped bleeding a while ago) and the other two jumped closer and pretended to be comforting him. (a/n: I would love to see that pic! ^_^)
"Are you feeling better, Chang--oops!" the scout leader put on a stupid grin "I mean Wufei!"
"Hai" then under his breath "The injustice of it all! We should have just left."
"Good! We were just about to start discussing the camping trip next weekend! You boys joined just in time!"
"Kisama!"
"Hn."
"..."
"Oh! I didn't know you knew another language?! How...what is that word now? Straight?" [1] asked the very clueless scout leader.
No one said anything but walked back into the torture chamber, where they sat next to Duo and Q-man.
"I'll start over, so they" he pointed to (well, you know who he pointed to!) and continued "can learn and know everything you do. OK, guys, we're going camping with the girl scouts, but of coarse they'll get the cabin and we'll get the tents. There, we'll do all kinds of fun camp activities: sing-a-longs, making s'mores (sp?), campfires, fishing,..."
When he said this, Heero automatically began thinking of all the ways he could kill the scout leader with that fishing pole, and needless to say, there were a lot. (a/n: hell, I can think of a ton and I'm not the/a perfect soldier!)
When he was done talking he, the other scouts, and Quatre all had a happy and excited look on their faces. (this took two hours)
"Wow! Where has the time gone?! This meeting is over...after we sing one last song!" said the camp leader.
"INJUSTICE!"
They sang...well, most of them sang, some just glared, and then they were dismissed. The G-guys were the first ones out, dragging Quatre and practically running to their car.
"THAT WAS INJUST!! THERE IS NO WAY IN HELL I AM GOING CAMPING WITH A BUNCH OF WEAKLINGS AND ONNAS!!! KISAMA!!! WINNER, WHY DID YOU MAKE US JOIN THAT...THAT GROUP OF WEAKLINGS?!?!?!"
"Wufei, I already told you, you thought it was a great idea! In fact, you were the one that agreed to it first!"
Wufei was red with anger and continued ranting loudly about the usual stuff...and somehow he got off topic and started ranting about how the teletubbies were evil and corrupting the the youth of the Earth Sphere. Also needless to say, the other four had major headaches.
"I think he rants to hear himself talk...or yell or whatever."
"I HEARD THAT MAXWELL YOU BETTER SHUT YOUR MOUTH AND BE GREATFUL THAT I DON'T HAVE MY KATANA WITH ME!!!" and he went back to ranting.
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A/N: The camp chapter is gonna prob. be long, so I ended this one here. I think you can guess who the girl scouts are going to be! Mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!! ^_^ I'll try and update soon, so until then, Ja ne!
[1] One of my Fine Arts Survey ::shudder:: (I despise that class) teachers actually thought this is what "teens of today" actually say! I know, she's a baka, so I had to put it in! ^_^