Author's note: ok, its about time I got this chapter out. Its not that I'm always busy just lazy. Anyway this is a weird chapter. Its hard to make a romantic humor. The next on should be out in a few days. Sorry for the mistakes.

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Disclaimer: I don't own any of the characters, blah blah blah, the basic stuff.

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Remus thoughts are in ** and Lily's in ~~.

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It was almost dinner, and Lily didn't come out of her room sobbing.

"Lily?" Remus knocked on the door softly.

There was no answer. He slipped in, with the password Maya had given him. "Sugar treats"

The lamps were knocked over, and the bed covers a mess. (A/N The future jokes suck. If anyone has a joke or something, that would make this humor, please email me.)

"Go away!" She grumped crying into her pillow.

"Lily we need to talk!" He pleaded.

She just glanced at him, tears running down her cheeks.

"Shut up and go away!" She demanded again throwing a glass vase at his head.

He moved away just as it shattered against the wall.

*Nice way to piss her off... why am I doing this?*

He pondered wide eyeing the formal glass vase now in a million pieces.

"Lilz come on. Casey Wind used to be my girlfriend. I hate seeing them together, just as much as you." He lied, Casey never was really dating him, but Lily did react.

She stopped sobbing, whipping her tears off. If Remus had looked any closer, he was sure, he saw an evil grin appear on her lips.

"What are you proposing?" He asked watching her ever so close, as she moved toward him.

"We could act like we are dating to make them jealous." She said in a sly way.

~This is going to be interesting.~

*Posing with Lily...as her boyfriend...con- your best friend will be upset...pro-get Casey jealous... pro-get to act with Lillian Evans!*

"I'm in." Remus said simply.

She grabbed his hand, and lead him out of the portrait. Remus took one last glance at the room.

*Hey! They have a bigger dorm then us!*

The fire burnt openly down in the command room. Everyone was still at dinner.

"Ok, I've already planned the first act. Just play it like normal, and come with me."

Hand in hand, finger in finger they walked down to the Great hall. Every eye was caught on the way down. James and Casey Wind were staring daggers. Maya was utterly and totally confused. On the other hand, Sirius seemed to be entertained bye all this. They took the only 2 seats left next to Casey Wind, and Maya Reflection.

"Hey Lily, can I talk to you for a second?" Maya whispered loudly in her ear.

Lily nodded as they both exited the Great hall until they were out of earshot. Once there Maya turned around shooting death stares at Lily.

"Lillian Evans! What are you doing? Being upset about boys is no reason to play with them!" Maya yelled loud so it echoed down the hallway.

Which was followed by a loud slap whipped across Lily's face.

~This is a good opportunity~

Maya went to slap her with the other hand when Lily held up her hand like a stop sign.

"First off, that hurt. Second off, I'm not a player. Third off, I'm not upset about Mr. James Potter and his girlfriend. And fourth off, Remus is my boyfriend." Lily shouted back, loud, but calm.

Then she stormed off to the great hall. By arriving back there her former seat was taken by Casey, and she was busy kissing James for the sake of Lily being there.

~She heard... that women...~

Then she sat down on Remus's lap which came to a shock to him, and the whole table. Even Sirius caught on.

"Hey." Lily hissed into his ear.

"Just act it out!" She hissed louder.

She winked, and began eating.

*Oh god. Did you notice. She, Lily Evans, is sitting on my lap. Who cares if this is just an act. James doesn't know what he's missing out on.*

~Why is he staring at me? Is he waiting for me to do something?~

Lily arched an eyebrow at him.

*Am I suppose to do something?*

Remus leaned forward and kissed her on the cheek. Casey who James had been ignoring walked out of the Hall quickly followed by Maya.

~WHAT? THAT WASN'T PLANNED~

*Oh crap... I've done it now.*

~Lets leave we need to talk.~

Lily grabbed his hand and walked over at the Great Hall. James turned to Sirius.

"Tell me that didn't happen..." He muttered sinking into her seat.

"You were not with her anyway right? You broke up."

"Yes but I still love her... I just wanted to show her.... I don't know make her jealous..."

"The way you kissed up to Casey no one would believe that."

"Oh thanks." James said sarcastically leaving the other exit of the Great hall.