Catch 'Em All
Miranda Shadowind
Author's Notes: This has nothing to do with Slayers, save that I'm parodizing the first season theme song. Anyone who's been to pocket-bishonen.com or its "sister" site, pocketbishoujo.com will understand what's going on here. Also, if anyone knows where I can find the romanization of Lina's monologue in the original song, e-mail me at miranda822@aol.com. Arigato!
Spoken: Where crazed bishonen rampage, I'm there to take them home!
Where an undexed species awaits, I'm there to claim him!
Where a challenger rises to face me, victory will be mine!!
No matter how hard this bishie
Tries to resist capture
I toss a single ball and
Set the pace my own way
Anyone who's jealous of my power
And my collection won't get in the way
I won't flinch from any opponent
As my cape flaps in the breeze
I want this one, I want that one
Hey, that's just how trainers are
One miss and he's mine, not yours
So you'd better not get in my way
Far away-Doing as you and I please,
Don't want this journey to end
Even the worst of days I end with a smile
Far away-Glomping all the bishonen
I wanna go beyond this day
With my eyes on my dreams I keep walking on
As many as I can
Catch 'em all, try again!
A boring time means the hottest guys
Are a target for capture
Bishie balls go flying everywhere
Until I catch the bishie, I can't be stopped
Such comfort in a rather playful degree
It's a satisfying feeling
The essence of a sexy bishonen
Can't be untasty at all!
I want that one, I want this one
Trainers are greedy
Glomping is a wonderful thing;
It can't be passed up!
Far away-Doing as you and I please,
Don't want this journey to end
Even the worst of days I end with a smile
Far away-I'm never alone
Combine power for the distant destination
Facing the future, I continue to walk
As many, as I can,
Catch 'em all, try again!
Far away-Doing as you and I please,
Don't want this journey to end
Even the worst of days I end with a smile
Far away-Glomping all the bishonen
I wanna go beyond this day
With my eyes on my dreams I keep walking on
Far away-I'm never alone
Combine power for the distant destination
Facing the future, I continue to walk
As many, as I can,
Catch 'em all, try again!
Miranda Shadowind
Author's Notes: This has nothing to do with Slayers, save that I'm parodizing the first season theme song. Anyone who's been to pocket-bishonen.com or its "sister" site, pocketbishoujo.com will understand what's going on here. Also, if anyone knows where I can find the romanization of Lina's monologue in the original song, e-mail me at miranda822@aol.com. Arigato!
Spoken: Where crazed bishonen rampage, I'm there to take them home!
Where an undexed species awaits, I'm there to claim him!
Where a challenger rises to face me, victory will be mine!!
No matter how hard this bishie
Tries to resist capture
I toss a single ball and
Set the pace my own way
Anyone who's jealous of my power
And my collection won't get in the way
I won't flinch from any opponent
As my cape flaps in the breeze
I want this one, I want that one
Hey, that's just how trainers are
One miss and he's mine, not yours
So you'd better not get in my way
Far away-Doing as you and I please,
Don't want this journey to end
Even the worst of days I end with a smile
Far away-Glomping all the bishonen
I wanna go beyond this day
With my eyes on my dreams I keep walking on
As many as I can
Catch 'em all, try again!
A boring time means the hottest guys
Are a target for capture
Bishie balls go flying everywhere
Until I catch the bishie, I can't be stopped
Such comfort in a rather playful degree
It's a satisfying feeling
The essence of a sexy bishonen
Can't be untasty at all!
I want that one, I want this one
Trainers are greedy
Glomping is a wonderful thing;
It can't be passed up!
Far away-Doing as you and I please,
Don't want this journey to end
Even the worst of days I end with a smile
Far away-I'm never alone
Combine power for the distant destination
Facing the future, I continue to walk
As many, as I can,
Catch 'em all, try again!
Far away-Doing as you and I please,
Don't want this journey to end
Even the worst of days I end with a smile
Far away-Glomping all the bishonen
I wanna go beyond this day
With my eyes on my dreams I keep walking on
Far away-I'm never alone
Combine power for the distant destination
Facing the future, I continue to walk
As many, as I can,
Catch 'em all, try again!