The Cybersix Diaries
*crowd boos* You don't even know what I'm doing! *boos* Okay, maybe you do. Fine. Each chapter is a character's diary. The whole series long. Yeah. All right. *tomatoes are lobbed in random directions* HAH! You missed! *SPLAT* *goes to wipe tomato goo off her face*
Cybersix
Day 1
Got harassed by teenagers today. V. bad breath. Lori in love with me.
Lucas v. cute.
Warehouse blown up. It's all José's fault. Think Lucas likes me. Yay!
Day 6
Am thinking Lori should go get psychological help.
Day 14
Met Julian. V. nice kid, with some bad habits.
29 not dead anymore. Is now a big black panther. V. handsome.
Told him so. He pounced me.
Day 19
Lucas wants Adrian to go see a romance movie with him. Thought this a v. bad idea.
Giant mud-blob terrorizing city. V. friendly guy, if he isn't trying to kill you. Name of Terra. Saved my cybergenetic ass. Am thinking Terra was a very nice guy.
Note: Lucas intrudes on my emotions way too much.
Another Note: I want a red dress.
Last Note: I almost lost my hat. Am paranoid now.
Day 26
Japanese guy found my apartment. We saved Julian and his little kid sister from José.
Ho-hum. Little kid sister v. cute. One question: what's with the buckteeth?
Day 30
Lori told Lucas I was seeing Adrian. Wrong. Lori also kidnapped by José. V. stupid girl. Saved her and Lucas, again.
Am thinking Lori should go get MORE psychological help.
Day 31
Got called pretty.
Am I pretty?
Day 32
I'm pretty.
Lucas drooling again. Unattractive habit.
Day 38
Bunch of birds took over the city. José again. V. boring. Saved the day.
Except I think Lucas REALLY likes me. Yay!
Am thinking I should go get psychological help.
Day 46
Julian has a cute new detective friend. Would ask him out, except he shot me. V. painful. Nearly drowned. Quite an adventure. Don't like police much.
Day 54
Stupid goblins. Stupid Julian.
Why is it I never get any sleep anymore?!?
Day 60
Elaine: Let me flip my hair so that it falls into the EXACT same place and watch me work my special magic werewolf powers on Lucas, la la la!
Am thinking I am jealous. Evil. Am also thinking I like Lucas. Scary.
My hat got smashed. I cried.
Day 62
Big giant eyeball took everyone's minds. Lori too, but Lori never had a mind. Blew up big giant eyeball with liquid nitrogen. Thank you, Lucas.
Lucas tried to kiss me.
And how do I feel about that?
Am thinking Lucas should go get psychological help.
Day 71
José needs to stop thinking.
Don't like circuses. Still think Lucas likes me.
Mmm-yay.
Day 80
Grizelda chased me for the whole day. Am V. tired. Arm hurts.
Feel v. bad. Everyone keeps dying to save me.
That's just not cool.
Day 100
Twenty days of peace and quiet and then this giant blob shows up on the horizon.
Von Reichter, of course. Am not happy.
Lucas kissed me. Think he likes me. Think I like him. Maybe we should just be friends.
Am thinking Von Reichter should go get psychological help. Or maybe a visit from the nice men in white jackets.
I saved the city. Yay!