The Cybersix Diaries
Data 7
Day 12
Am v. muscular. Must destroy Cybersix, but oh well.
Am finding it hard to write without opposable thumbs.
Am V. V. muscular.
Day 14
Turns out Cybersix is really my long lost sister. She told me I was V. handsome.
Pounced her.
But I really am v. v. muscular.
Get to stay with Julian now. V. cute kid, but annoying, too.
Day 19
My sister attracts trouble like I attract houseflies.
Terra is her friend, or was. Now he's dead.
Am wanting steak.
Day 26
Helped save the world.
Should call my agent about that thing.
Ikiko and Julian are cool.
Am wanting tuna.
Day 30
Forgot; am I in this episode?
Anyhow. Lori went missing. Sis got her back.
Now I wonder if sis can get me steak. Or possibly tuna.
Day 31
NEVER swell Cybersix's ego.
Day 32
She just can't take a compliment.
But she now thinks Lucas has unattractive habits.
Maybe now she'll stop bugging me about that ceiling mirror in my room.
Am having a strange desire for chocolate body sauce.
Will go ask Julian if he has any.
Day 33
Julian stomped on my tail. It hurts rather badly.
Would like some tuna for consolation.
Day 38
Saved Cybersix, for once. Killed the giant bird that was attacking her.
Am the hero. The v. muscular hero. The v. muscular handsome hero.
The narcissic hero.
Day 46
Julian called me his buddy. Cybersix got shot.
Forgot; am I in the episode after that?
Oh yes. Julian tied me up with his cat's cradle string.
Am having a strange desire for Julian Foot.
Day 54
Poor Cybersix never gets sleep anymore.
Had to put goblins and goblin eggs on train. They charged me money to ride the subway.
Yours truly is outraged. Charging the v. muscular hero? Unthinkable!
Okay, I guess it WAS two episodes ago.
Am wanting recognition.
Day 55
Am wanting a decent voice actor.
Day 60
Didn't take much part in this episode.
Chickfights are chickfights. Besides, I had a front row seat. Cybersix Vs. Elaine!
Heyyyy-yeah, see th' kinky chick fight th' werewolf lady for th' werewolf guy's attention!
Fight to the finish! See th' werewolf lady nekkid on the streets!
Am needing a sickness bag.
Day 62
Mindless for most of this episode. NOT FAIR!
Am calling my agent.
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Am giving up. No opposable thumbs sucks.
Day 71
Got chased by Fixed Idea doggies.
Got captured by a robot octopus.
Cybersix saved me.
Got to beat up some mechanical animals. My sister really likes that Lucas guy. Interesting.
Am wanting fried tuna.
Day 80
V. concerned for Cybersix. Grizelda hurt her arm.
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Grizelda dead. Poor Cybersix.
Am wanting to call God and tell him exactly how unfair he's being right about now.
Day 85
Julian has chocolate body sauce and he won't give it to me!
Day 86
Am really wanting God's number right now.
Day 90
Stole Julian's chocolate body sauce. Tried to use it.
V. v. messy room. Must go lick it clean.
Day 91
Am wanting a female companion, preferably not a close relative.
Day 100
Helped Cybersix save Meridiana from evil evil Von Reichter. Why does he wear riding pants? Last checked, he had no horse.
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OH.
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Should really talk to my agent about that thing before it's too late.
Am wanting a decent creator right about now. Evil evil Von Reichter.