The Cybersix Diaries
Lori


Day 1
New teacher. V. cute. Am in love.
Yippee!

Day 2
Stupid Mr. Seidelman. He doesn't like me.
Everyone should like me.

Day 6
Attempted to frisk Mr. Seidelman.
My hands got taped to my desk. Stupid desk.

Day 15
Mr. Seidelman strangely happy today. He was drawing pictures of panthers on the blackboard. He should get a new model. Like me!
Stupid algebra.

Day 21
Overheard Mr. Amato ask Mr. Seidelman to go see a romance movie.
Mr. Seidelman said no. Am thinking he's the only sane one.
Stupid romance movies.

Day 30
V. eventful day. First, got sent to the office. Then went to Mr. Seidelman's. He's dating a kinky chick in black leather. Mr. Amato jealous. I'm jealous.
Am thinking now that Mr. Amato is not so ugly. Stupid love.

Day 35
Tried to frisk Mr. Amato. V. bad idea.
Are there keys to fuzzy pink handcuffs?
Wonder where Mr. Amato got them. Stupid handcuffs.

Day 38
Missed the Miss World pageant on TV.
Stupid bluebirds.

Day 48
Am thinking that I have a v. small part in the whole series.
Stupid writers.

Day 54
Goblins terrorized city.
Stupid city.

Day 60
New teacher. She likes Mr. Amato.
Has weird hair, though.
Stupid hair.
Do I know her last name?

Day 62
Lost my head for a minute there.

Day 70
Circus coming tomorrow night! Hurray! Mr. Seidelman is a wet blanket.
Stupid Mr. Seidelman.
I didn't mean it!

Day 71
Stupid circus.
Animals went nuts and tried to kill that kinky chick. And Mr. Amato, too.
Stupid animals.

Day 80
Mr. Seidelman fell off a cliff on our field trip. He ran away from the hospital.
What the heck was he thinking?
Stupid field trip.

Day 89
Tried to get Mr. Amato and Mr. Seidelman into the janitor's closet. But the janitor was in there.
Am thinking Mr. Seidelman does not enjoy threesomes.
Will refrain from interfering anymore.
Stupid closet.

Day 100
Revelations! Mr. Seidelman is that kinky chick, or the kinky chick is Mr. Seidelman, not sure which. Mr. Amato is v. v. sad. Think he liked that kinky chick. Think s/he liked him.
Maybe they should just be friends.
V. big explosion.
Stupid explosion.