The Cybersix Diaries
José
Day 1
Types can't do anything right. Had to stop playing Crash Bandicoot because Father wanted me to do some acts of evil. But Cybersix kind of messed that up. Nearly drowned in a truck. And a Fixed Idea deleted my Crash Bandicoot game. V. mad.
Must speak to Father about shrinking my abnormally large head. Nearly fell down the stairs. Again.
Day 7
Father won't let me know who he's sending to take care of Cybersix. Well that's just fine; see if I get him a tie THIS year.
Am betting in the Techno pool on which day the next plan will be launched.
Day 14
Hate cats, hate cats, HATE CATS! They can't do ANYTHING right! Father sent Data 7but of COURSE he went right back to Cybersix because Father used 29's brain! Argh! This makes me want to tear out what little hair I have left! Oh, and that annoying street kid tried to tell me to stop the fight.
What, like he's the boss of me?
Day 19
Will never, ever, EVER use mud for a creature of destruction again, no matter how old it is. Mud never does anything the right way.
It put out my beautiful fire. [water spots on this page, presumably tears]
Day 26
Of all the dirty things to do! Not only did Yashimoto refuse to help me, he teamed up with Cybersix and tricked me! Argh! He ruined my plan! Oh, and another bridge came crashing down.
Father told me that video games are bad for my health.
In that case, he must have played day and night when he was a kid. (WAS he ever a kid?)
Day 30
Really should pace myself. Four days and already another plan. But of COURSE, my tank had to be blown up. By whom? CYBERSIX! ARGH, that woman!
...Pity Father made her so pretty, else I would've killed her long before now.
REALLY! I COULD HAVE!
Day 33
Think Father was playing my Crash Bandicoot game.
Day 34
Never mind. Just a Type.
Day 35
Argh! The Types are better than me at Crash Bandicoot!
Day 36
New plan. Birds to take over the city in two days. Hip hip, hooray!
...Think maybe Father has seen The Birds too many times. Am SURE we will be criticized later for this.
Day 38
ARGH!
Cybersix V. V. V. annoying! All plans RUINED! ARGH!
I fell on my head again today.
Day 46
NEARLY captured Cybersix. NEARLY drowned her. The stupid police chief can't do ANYTHING right!
And I got electrocuted.
Now I have a bad hair day. Stupid family hairstyle.
Day 54
Goblins can't do ANYTHING right!
Why'd they have to be weakened by sun...?
Oh yeah. So the heroine could win.
Day 60
Elaine V. pretty, but dead. Werewolves don't do ANYTHING right.
Day 62
My precious eyeball was destroyed by Cybersix after it turned against me. Father's creations don't do anything right.
Day 71
Normally, I LIKE monkeys. But NOT when they try to carry me off to the high rise!
Stupid machines. That annoying Amato person keeps interfering. If you ask me-
Never mind. Father says no one ever asks me, and there's a reason for it.
Yeah. My big head.
Day 81
Why YES, Specials CAN'T manage to do things right!
I HATE Specials!
Day 86
Father whining about his nose again.
Day 87
Still whining.
Day 90
Oh jeez, I'll PAY FOR THE LIPOSUCTION!
Day 93
Maybe they could take stuff out of his head, too. V. large ego.
Day 100
Well. Father took away my city. Tried to blow it up, but Cybersix stopped that. A tree nearly killed me. Got my patent leather shoes muddy.
Father's dead! Whoopee! This means I'M in charge!
So shut up! I make the rules here!