The Cybersix Diaries
Von Reichter
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Day 1
The plan to make lots and lots of money has failed.
Cybersix is alive.
And I am beginning to doubt my clone.
Wonder if he will let me play Crash Bandicoot later tonight.
Day 7
José must learn: He doesn't get to know everything.
On the upside: Data 7 nearly ready. Buahahahahahaha!
Wonder if it was neccesary to put all those hahas in? Must consult the Villainy Handbook.
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Yes, it is neccesary. They even suggest writing them until you develop carpal tunnel syndrome.
Bit late for that one, though, really.
Day 14
Data 7 and Cybersix reunited. Should not have used 29's brain.
No matter.
...My nose is very large.
Day 15
Wonder if this is how Cyrano felt.
Day 19
Terra = failure.
Mud = V. v. bad weapon of destruction.
Stole Cybersix's hat. Heeheeheeheehee!
Wonder if the rule for hahas applies to heehees?
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It does. Heeheeheeheehee!
Day 26
José is a complete waste of my genetic matieral.
Can't leave him unsupervised for a minute.
Oh well. He fails anyway. Told him videogames are bad for his health.
Suspect he has taken to making fun of my nose behind my back.
Day 30
Another failure. No money, no Cybersix.
Wish I could say José gets it from his mother.
But that's quite impossible. He has nothing of the sort.
...Does that make me his mother?
...Do I have to wear an apron now?
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Phew. I don't.
Day 31
Oh wait....
Day 32
False alarm. No apron.
Day 33
Think José suspects me of playing his Crash Bandicoot game.
...
Day 34
Convinced him that it was a Type.
Name cleared. Hahahahahahahahahaha!
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Ouch. Carpal tunnel setting in.
Day 36
Remember that movie, The Birds?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! My new plan is v. v. similar!
It will take effect in three...
Day 37
Two...
Day 38
Well. It would have been one, but José failed yet again.
Also fell on his head.
If he had my nose, it would have broken his fall. [tearspots on this page]
Day 46
The police chief Techno is v. incompetant.
Nearly drowned Cybersix, which made me want to get drunk in happiness.
But she got saved.
That woman has too many friends.
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I want some friends.
Day 54
José got my goblins killed.
Spanked him.
He cried BUCKETS.
Day 60
Poor Elaine. Liked her, really liked her.
Everyone on this council liked her.
My nose liked her too.
Day 62
It was NOT José's eyeball, it was mine!
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And I LIKED my eyeball!
Day 71
People don't ask José things for a reason.
My circus failed-
Wait. It was JOSÉ's circus! It wasn't me that failed!
Buahahahahahahahaha!
Can I say boom shakalakalaka in here?
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Yes! Boom shakalakalaka, boom shakalakalaka!
Day 81
Alas, poor Grizelda. I knew her, José. A fine...
Oh, screw that.
She failed, he failed, they all fail.
F F F F F F F F!!!!!!!!
F minus.
Day 86
V. self conscious about my nose.
Day 87
Still self conscious.
Is my nose TOO big?
Day 88
Wonder if José's nose will grow up to be as big as mine.
Day 89
Think I'm annoying José.
Heeheeheeheeheehee-
Oh, screw that too. Carpal tunnel just isn't fun.
Day 93
I am SO COOL.
Day 99
Isle Of Doom almost ready! Hurrah, I win.
You lose.
I am SO EVIL.
I'm evil! I'm spooky and I'm dark and I'm evil!
Evil: Just do it.
Evil: It's what's for dinner.
Day 100
Got killed by my own stupid creations.
Being evil sucks.